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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

would peeling someone's skin kill them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

Suck them so hard that they end up like a shrivelled lifeless prune

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

would there be a chance of a matching ceiling and table lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sit on their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm death by chocolate !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

stiletto em to death

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

fart in there face..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

icicle through the heart....perfect murder weapon as it will melt so no fingerprints

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Well if someone wants to murder me, don't all shout at once, can I be shagged to death

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

would peeling someone's skin kill them? "

Im not sure, but if you had no skin you would get lots of infections ect ect so dont think you would be around very long afterwards.

I could try out my hypothesis on you though

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

deep throat till the gurgling stops.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teeth would make a nice necklace or bracelet, thats is they havnt got falsey's in

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"icicle through the heart....perfect murder weapon as it will melt so no fingerprints "

My favourite way used to be clubbing someone to death over the head with a frozen loaf of bread

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"icicle through the heart....perfect murder weapon as it will melt so no fingerprints "

There was a film where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked it and served it to the policemen investigating the murder

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"icicle through the heart....perfect murder weapon as it will melt so no fingerprints

My favourite way used to be clubbing someone to death over the head with a frozen loaf of bread"
sliced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smash someone round the back of the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it for a roast dinner and serve it to the police officers when they come round to inter_iew me

was in a Roald Dahl book i read as a youngster, its always stuck in my head as a lush way to kill someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao @ pet.. im not sure if it is actually true but its a short story called 'like a lamb to the slaughter' by Roald Dahl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twas a roald dahl tales of the unexpected

I'll takey a cup of tea laced with extra viagra .....

death by blood drainage from the 'vital organs' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard of a wife killing her hubby by tucking a used tampax in his wet suit when he went diving around sharks!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"The teeth would make a nice necklace or bracelet, thats is they havnt got falsey's in "
or big bouncy earings if they were false boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fart in there face.. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"fart in there face..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie them to a bed and slowly drip sulphuric acid onto genitalia(am I a bit warped?) could always get a woman to sit on their face and squirt till they drown lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!!!!"

dial 999 someone quick im having a heart attackkkkkk :-/

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You lot really scary, going to have to think up another way to kill someone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie them to a chair with eyes taped open and put Jeremy Kyle on a loop..

And if that doesn't do it, tell them they are on the show next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

would peeling someone's skin kill them? "

Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.

Either way, it's a long, lingering death....... Lol!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

would peeling someone's skin kill them?

Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.

Either way, it's a long, lingering death....... Lol!

"
ooooh do i win a prize for best way to kill someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

would peeling someone's skin kill them?

Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.

Either way, it's a long, lingering death....... Lol!

ooooh do i win a prize for best way to kill someone lol"

Not sure, but you do win a prize for the most evil/vindictive way! Take a Team Point, Diamond Minor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice chunks off and make a meal of it, while still alive, and over a period of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push a knitting needle up their nose into their brain and wiggle it about for good measure

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Tie them to a chair and make them watch BBC Parliament til their brain explodes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them set up a single bloke's profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

Are we talking about future slayings or one you did earlier

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

i dont know, but if you goggle it , there are loads of websites. lol

and it came up with the search before i had finished entering it... shows you how many people have searched...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


". Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

if you use the skin from the penis then you can make a purse that grows into a shopping bag if you stroke it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"

I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! "
That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

umm you also need to find funky and ivictus,, they used to have loads of advice on how to get rid of the body after the deed...

gowd it worries me that these topics keep coming up......

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

Suck them so hard that they end up like a shrivelled lifeless prune "
im up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting"

Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Death by fucking...what a lovely way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the feckers read all the single males profiles on here, that'll do it.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting

Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol "

Maybe got one or two in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love this thread gonna make me have 2 think now

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"smash someone round the back of the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it for a roast dinner and serve it to the police officers when they come round to inter_iew me

was in a Roald Dahl book i read as a youngster, its always stuck in my head as a lush way to kill someone"

Remember that one from Tales of the Unexpected! Brilliant plan!

Taser to the neck & my dairy farmer mate's got the deepest slurry pit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.

What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting

Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol

Maybe got one or two in mind "

r we able to play "guess who" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades

if you use the skin from the penis then you can make a purse that grows into a shopping bag if you stroke it.. "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Rewire a wand for death by shocking orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" umm you also need to find funky and ivictus,, they used to have loads of advice on how to get rid of the body after the deed...

"

Shhhh... Only Funky knows which time portal he's hidden Vickys body in...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffocate them with my pussy or drown them by gushing whilst they were down there!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suffocate them with my pussy or drown them by gushing whilst they were down there!!!!"

can murder me any time with either of those methods hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slice chunks off and make a meal of it, while still alive, and over a period of time. "

Pebbles wouldn't mind having a few slices removed from specific sites (rump, ass, belly, thighs, etc, could feed a family of 4 for at least a fortnight before things started getting to the point where I would actually think you were trying to kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw chicken is a possibility or frozen chicken as a weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat asleep on the stairs.

it happens.i went arse over tit the other night when mine decided to kip on the top step.

a loud meow,hiss and a man thudding down the stairs.

i could have been killed!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

make them read a 'the one above thread'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Your partner, after ensuring the will has been appropriately changed, takes you on a romantic trip to Italy. You're looking forward to a gondolier singing in Venice etc, but you two firstly ascend the leaning tower of Pisa. After he's given you plenty of oral pleasure, at the pinnacle of the tower, he's somewhat lightheaded and dizzy.

Descending, he looses his foothold on the shiny granite, and topples over due to the gradient, and Italian cutbacks, protection of national heritage, have prevented full safety barriers.

You mingle with the crowds on descent, as your limo takes you on to Venice, to be ravished by the Italian studs and bella donnas, in your best ever group session.

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