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The unsexiest sexy times

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a chinese tonight?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A guy held me in arms, looked into my eyes and said "I love your spots". I forgave him as he was French and meant freckles but got his words mixed up.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I love your fat cunt", those romantic words dripped from his lips like honey

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "

I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!

I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!

Send the boys round please

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "

That... I said that

And I'm not sorry because I still got sexy times xx

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fancy a chinese tonight? "

I said unsexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman was eating apple chunks from a Tupperware tub once and I blurted out she must have good bowl movement, we didn’t end up having sex.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "

"I want another baby." - my ex wife. Luke

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?

I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!

I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!

Send the boys round please "

I am sooo poorly!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Fancy a chinese tonight? "

How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets vote corbyn for prime minister...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?

I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!

I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!

Send the boys round please "

That’s how poorly I am too!

Everything is green!!

Still had sex though...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?

I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!

I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!

Send the boys round please

That’s how poorly I am too!

Everything is green!!

Still had sex though..."

Ewwwwww

I WANT SEX!!!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A woman was eating apple chunks from a Tupperware tub once and I blurted out she must have good bowl movement, we didn’t end up having sex. "

Classic. I don’t know how that didn’t work, I’m moist just reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a chinese tonight?

How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds "

Chinese then Jamie my treat

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”

Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...

What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?

I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!

I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!

Send the boys round please

I am sooo poorly! "

I know! You didn’t even want to look at my boobs

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fancy a chinese tonight?

How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds "

Exactly!

Feed me, I’m yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a chinese tonight?

How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds

Exactly!

Feed me, I’m yours! "

Let me rephrase.. to the world it's unsexy, but to us foodies its everything

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Fancy a chinese tonight?

How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds

Exactly!

Feed me, I’m yours!

Let me rephrase.. to the world it's unsexy, but to us foodies its everything "

The language of love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked how long did I think it would take as he didn’t want to miss “the match” ...... no words x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I also got told I tasted better than a Sunday roast

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I was once asked how long did I think it would take as he didn’t want to miss “the match” ...... no words x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my aunty when she was young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet ...

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

Should we have fish n chips for tea.

Did wonder about my personal hygiene but he just loved his food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“But it’s where the poo comes out”

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I was once asked how long did I think it would take as he didn’t want to miss “the match” ...... no words x"

Some sympathy for the bloke here. Agreed it's not sexy but neither is wanting to check the score when doing the deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once asked how long did I think it would take as he didn’t want to miss “the match” ...... no words x"

Yikes ! Hope u kicked him to the curb

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is it in yet ... "

I’m sorry that this got overlooked in all of the food chatter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also got told I tasted better than a Sunday roast "

That gave me a chuckle

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By *lassyandkinkyCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I was told ‘I must leave at 7.30am in the morning to take my car to the garage so we need to start at 6.00am’. Found it rather pressuring but yes his car was very poorly..!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I was told I tasted different from his "ex bit on the side" by my .... husband . I litterally cried for 3 days

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I was told I tasted different from his "ex bit on the side" by my .... husband . I litterally cried for 3 days "

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