FabSwingers.com forum: Females on fab past midnight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You brave soldiers

Well, those who have their inbox open to men anyway.

It is comparable to being in a zombie apocalypse, but the walking dead kind in my inbox, or should that be the wanking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just females I had some odd messages to night block button on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its flaming scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not just females I had some odd messages to night block button on fire "

Mass delete and the occassional block if they persist here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its flaming scary

I feel I need a lucille sometimes

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Its about this time the fake profiles appear and the hey baby hit me up on snap messages appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just females I had some odd messages to night block button on fire

Mass delete and the occassional block if they persist here"

Quite rightly so ha ha i don’t even allow the chance for persister I am fast with the block ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ignore messages until office hours. Nothing sensible is said between the hours of midnight and 7am

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would say its nicer time. But you do have to watch out for twat zombies

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m not afraid of zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not afraid of zombies

Clearly not scared of the thought of getting bitten then busty

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"Not just females I had some odd messages to night block button on fire

Mass delete and the occassional block if they persist here"
thankfully with my profile hidden I get practically no messages

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I get cocky, after 10 mins I think I'm home and dry and safe to browse and then I swear the site refreshes and does me dirty and all that cockwombles arrive at once

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I'm currently in the 10 minute sweet spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its flaming scary

I feel I need a lucille sometimes"

Mercy Negan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely don't know how you women can deal with it

you must get some laugh from some of the messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol is it that bad lol

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By *hatguy9019Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

I don’t get why it bothers you , it’s fab swingers not Facebook ????

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh tonight gas been interesting lol, and surprising

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I work nights so usually get alot of nice messages from folk who know this but also alot from folk who think I am waiting on offers to be fucked or ready to indulge in phone sex.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I've discovered a profile I dubious of is actually genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just awoken and thought I’d take a gander in here. What do these messages say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've discovered a profile I dubious of is actually genuine

Mine is. I really am mucking about in here.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Zombie apocalypse

my inbox is full of FAF’s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zombie apocalypse

my inbox is full of FAF’s x"

Do you ever say “Yes”? I mean, seeing as they’re being ever so charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just single men though, admittedly they are the worst (sorry guys). I think after midnight it's like a zombie invasion! All signs of life or decent chat are gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You brave soldiers

Well, those who have their inbox open to men anyway.

It is comparable to being in a zombie apocalypse, but the walking dead kind in my inbox, or should that be the wanking dead

Females are normal and go to bed, It's their male counterparts who message their fantasies all night acting as both when in reality the sleeping female has no idea, Then when morning comes she abuses and blocks us "Perverted TV's"

Have a word with your men then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just single men though, admittedly they are the worst (sorry guys). I think after midnight it's like a zombie invasion! All signs of life or decent chat are gone

that’s when the illegal substances have kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just single men though, admittedly they are the worst (sorry guys). I think after midnight it's like a zombie invasion! All signs of life or decent chat are gone

that’s when the illegal substances have kicked in

Well they can keep their illegal substances. If that's what happens when they've kicked in they've been ripped off

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Its same on pof! If I'm talking there I say must go now it's late and I will b getting all shades of weirdness if I stay to late! And omg u broke my dream I dreamt of zombies and how we could avoid them we were sleeping under vehicles so they couldnt get us lol! A very vivid dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its same on pof! If I'm talking there I say must go now it's late and I will b getting all shades of weirdness if I stay to late! And omg u broke my dream I dreamt of zombies and how we could avoid them we were sleeping under vehicles so they couldnt get us lol! A very vivid dream!

Sounds like cheese had been eaten beforehand, that stuff gives ya nightmares dontchya know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm awake, and I'm completely normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sounds like cheese had been eaten beforehand, that stuff gives ya nightmares dontchya know "

No cheese ! Has soh sushi prawn catsu curry! X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake, and I'm completely normal

I’m not, someone advised sucking coffee through a Twix bar. It was a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

You ought to and then start snoring really loudly as they get going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear a cock crow. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

To be fair though Meli ......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm awake, and I'm completely normal

I’m not, someone advised sucking coffee through a Twix bar. It was a mess.

Erm... OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake, and I'm completely normal

I’m not, someone advised sucking coffee through a Twix bar. It was a mess.

Erm... OK

Look at The Slurpy thread. They make it sound so easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to make the mistake of catching up on messages when late.

But jeez, the mindless, unappealing messages at that time.

They can be though to put people off the scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

You ought to and then start snoring really loudly as they get going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to make the mistake of catching up on messages when late.

But jeez, the mindless, unappealing messages at that time.

They can be though to put people off the scene"

I came back in the first lockdown because the men on here always completely put me off sex. I'm now asexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's horrible in chatrooms late night.

Lots are boozed up or high and look terrible.

Lack of self control or a sign of loneliness. Woman are just as bad as men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to make the mistake of catching up on messages when late.

But jeez, the mindless, unappealing messages at that time.

They can be though to put people off the scene

I came back in the first lockdown because the men on here always completely put me off sex. I'm now asexual. "

I guess there are swinger's and opportunists here.

Unfortunately, the opportunists can really turn people off rather than on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most want to send a taxi... I wonder if anyone ever takes them up on it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to make the mistake of catching up on messages when late.

But jeez, the mindless, unappealing messages at that time.

They can be though to put people off the scene

I came back in the first lockdown because the men on here always completely put me off sex. I'm now asexual.

I guess there are swinger's and opportunists here.

Unfortunately, the opportunists can really turn people off rather than on. "

Swingers are awesome and make it brighter.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

You ought to and then start snoring really loudly as they get going.

I might try this with the next poor sod to message me that. Who knows, maybe they'll have a sleeping fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

To be fair though Meli ......

What he said.. Can i join the queue ... Maybe you could do a group zoom

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

To be fair though Meli ......

What he said.. Can i join the queue ... Maybe you could do a group zoom

I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

To be fair though Meli ......

What he said.. Can i join the queue ... Maybe you could do a group zoom

I'm in

For you and Midnight I would happily do one.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm just here for the chance to wank to Meli's erotic Zoom readings

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

To be fair though Meli ......

What he said.. Can i join the queue ... Maybe you could do a group zoom

I'm in

For you and Midnight I would happily do one.

Yaaaasss!! When you free grumpy

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I just ignore messages until office hours. Nothing sensible is said between the hours of midnight and 7am"

I love this.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I just ignore messages until office hours. Nothing sensible is said between the hours of midnight and 7am"

Very true

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do not miss this shit

My pandemic filters are glorious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve noticed this. Sometimes I don’t sleep great so I’m up at random times. I get the strangest messages after midnight. Odd

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I had a mix, some sensible and some of the usual dawn of the zombie messages, had some interesting chats, and one I thought couldn't be real actually proved they were

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Funnily enough, after reading this thread I received a couple of thirsty messages from people.

*sigh*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Man: *searches who's online coz they MUST be looking to score some dick if them bitches are on at that time of night*

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Man: *searches who's online coz they MUST be looking to score some dick if them bitches are on at that time of night*

If I get those random messages at 3am asking if I can travel I now reply sorry but my mobility scooter is on charge

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I just don't look at my inbox at night, as the messages are invariably unattractive.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I just don't look at my inbox at night, as the messages are invariably unattractive. "

What is your optimum time for attractive messages?

I used to find Friday pm was very poor, whereas Tuesdays were a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man: *searches who's online coz they MUST be looking to score some dick if them bitches are on at that time of night*

Me: In bed with scruffy hair, pjs on and kids in the house, browsing the the forums.

HELL NO

Then i get called rude for ignoring them

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man: *searches who's online coz they MUST be looking to score some dick if them bitches are on at that time of night*

Me: In bed with scruffy hair, pjs on and kids in the house, browsing the the forums.

HELL NO

Then i get called rude for ignoring them

Block

Its fab swingers aka get youre fanny out cos youre asked to not faceboook. What do you expect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find early mornings the worst. I think they wake up horny, see me online and think I must be horny too.

Yep

My inbox is a sea of zombie cocks

Yep. The morning after hard on crew or the ones who ask me what I'm doing up so early and would I like some phone sex?

Of course I would, I'm up at 6am just to hear you wank to my voice.

You ought to and then start snoring really loudly as they get going.

I might try this with the next poor sod to message me that. Who knows, maybe they'll have a sleeping fetish?

You’ll have found a niche there!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

It's like something out of gremlins. They pop up every where!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure I’ve ever send a message to someone that late that I wasn’t already speaking too. Do guys use that time period as prime message time?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Man: *searches who's online coz they MUST be looking to score some dick if them bitches are on at that time of night*

Me: In bed with scruffy hair, pjs on and kids in the house, browsing the the forums.

HELL NO

Then i get called rude for ignoring them

Block

Planning, what's planning. I'm ready to go now!

... Am not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government should create an initiative to jail any male inboxers after midnight. I don't think it'll have any detrimental impact on society. These people don't exactly turn into pumpkins after midnight, but they do go into some form of vegetable state.

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

So many beautiful women here

I hope you all had a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it..

Strong filters is the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You woukd be lucky if im up past 10pm these days

Morning horn is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt shit the bed did yas

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