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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just wondering if some lovely ladies would look at my profile and let me know where I am going wrong, thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the towel a cotton/ polyester mix ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Tells me everything I need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where to start...

Firstly, your pics are blurry and mostly just dick pics. Perhaps try to get some sexy clothed photos?

Also your bio is all about trying to get sex, but very little about who you are - I don't get a sense of you. Just that you'll give me oral "in return" for me being with you. Which sort of sounds like you hate it but you'll just about tolerate it as a thank you.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Better photos would be good, also your bio sounds quite immature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for me perhaps? If I could be cheeky:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit photos, blurry, try make your cock look decent at the very least, very unattractive and shit blurb! That about does it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for me perhaps? If I could be cheeky:D "

Why o why would you put a pick of a wanky hanky!! Straight delete.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What is it you guys are after exactly?

A golden ticket to guarantee some vag?

Tough tits, there ain't one.

I will give ya some advice tho.

Be you. If you're blurry, bland, boring, lazy, exciting, artistic, scruffy, dirty, immaculate or a lyrical motherfucking genius, it really serves both parties better if you don't pretend to be something you ain't.

By both parties 99.9 times out of 100 it'll be you and your hand but fuck it, at least there's no awkward silence and that 0.01 that ain't your hand will have some idea who they're meeting if you're simply yourself.

This site is not a free fanny pass and believe, it'll crush your confidence if you think you'll get a sniff.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Your profile content is just one very, very long sentence.

Split it into separate sentences and include what you can bring to a meet, matched by what you'd want from those you'd meet.

Listen to the other comments as they're all valid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering if some lovely ladies would look at my profile and let me know where I am going wrong, thanks in advance"

Take on board the advice you get, really does help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'women tell me what to say so that you will fuck me' thread.

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By *osmocoupleMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Learn some punctuation.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"The 'women tell me what to say so that you will fuck me' thread. "

Isn’t that fundamentally why we’re here?

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I think a good profile is hard to write. Same goes for an opening message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 'women tell me what to say so that you will fuck me' thread.

Isn’t that fundamentally why we’re here?"

I'm just being myself....which is probably why I haven't had any meets. I'm happy being honest though.

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"The 'women tell me what to say so that you will fuck me' thread.

Isn’t that fundamentally why we’re here?

I'm just being myself....which is probably why I haven't had any meets. I'm happy being honest though."

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Would you really want to be with a lady who would be old enough to be your grandmother?

Furthermore, your profile is poorly punctuated, and is therefore difficult to read.

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill. "

You don't know me yet do ya?

I'm blunt as fuck, that wasn't harsh rude, just a harsh truth if it wants to be taken that way.

I can say they both require a lot more effort, but ya don't know that for a fact. There could be an aligning of the planets at some point where someone looking for nothing specific hits one of them up based on distance or something.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill. "

She speaks the truth!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill.

She speaks the truth!

"

She does. I've seen her in action, she hadn't even put her camo gear on or reached for sniper, let alone looked down the sight and taken aim.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill. "

She just says what we're all thinking and words it perfectly

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

Also be honest about your body type. Even though your photos are out of focus it is still easy to see you are a very long way from being an ‘athletic’ body type - average at best.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill. "
If you read Princess peach's posts and comments, you will find her openenly honest and that's why we love her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos are not great. Shouts attached to me to. Can’t accommodate/outdoor sex

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Princess peach is either having a really bad day or wow just gone in for the kill.

She just says what we're all thinking and words it perfectly "

Exactly. She just said what most of us women are thinking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like some feedback please from the ladies regarding my profile

What should I change or add please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone apart from _rincess peach hahaha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a bit limited in several ways.

The photos are generally not of sharp, great quality. Using bright sunlight could help you more. It's hard to get a mental image of you, after seeing them.

The text emphasises outdoors action early on - if this is 99% of what you want, that's cool. If not, rethink how you emphasise your needs.

It doesn't seem to sell you particularly well. If you could beef that up, it would be good. I'm left uncertain whether you are single, cheating or whatever. Perhaps clarify this.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I’d like some feedback please from the ladies regarding my profile

What should I change or add please x"

It's inappropriate to hijack someone else's thread and it would get confusing. Try a spelling check for a tiny fix.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"I’d like some feedback please from the ladies regarding my profile

What should I change or add please x"

It's very one-dimensional and comes across as flat and uninspiring. Yet you're a real human being with hopes, dreams, ambitions and hobbies. Elucidate them, and round out the package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noted apologies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it you guys are after exactly?

A golden ticket to guarantee some vag?

Tough tits, there ain't one.

I will give ya some advice tho.

Be you. If you're blurry, bland, boring, lazy, exciting, artistic, scruffy, dirty, immaculate or a lyrical motherfucking genius, it really serves both parties better if you don't pretend to be something you ain't.

By both parties 99.9 times out of 100 it'll be you and your hand but fuck it, at least there's no awkward silence and that 0.01 that ain't your hand will have some idea who they're meeting if you're simply yourself.

This site is not a free fanny pass and believe, it'll crush your confidence if you think you'll get a sniff. "
fair play to you, that is the kind of advice I'm looking for,no beating around the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab brutality

If you ask a question, you will get a honest answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just wondering if some lovely ladies would look at my profile and let me know where I am going wrong, thanks in advance"

The forum is certainly not the place

To seek comfort or solace

As those who circle in the sky

For prey to look with a steely eye

No quarter given no quarter sought

Brutal in gift with no forethought

No place for the mild and meek

A wasted effort against the clique

The forum has no reason or rhyme

A lessoned learned over time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like some feedback please from the ladies regarding my profile

What should I change or add please x"
Done the same on my thread and got abusive you are a vile man, and give other men bad stigma on platforms like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I'm not keen on posts like this as it seems to give everyone a free pass to have a pop at someone.

I know your looking for advice OP but the only advice I can give is be you. Your profile is a reflection of you and your personality, so build your profile around that.

Some people will like it, other's won't but at least the people you match with will be the right people for you. Don't bust your ass trying to be anything people tell you to be. Remember everyone's a critic.

Good luck

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Honestly, I'm not keen on posts like this as it seems to give everyone a free pass to have a pop at someone.

I know your looking for advice OP but the only advice I can give is be you. Your profile is a reflection of you and your personality, so build your profile around that.

Some people will like it, other's won't but at least the people you match with will be the right people for you. Don't bust your ass trying to be anything people tell you to be. Remember everyone's a critic.

Good luck "

I totally agree with this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What is it you guys are after exactly?

A golden ticket to guarantee some vag?

Tough tits, there ain't one.

I will give ya some advice tho.

Be you. If you're blurry, bland, boring, lazy, exciting, artistic, scruffy, dirty, immaculate or a lyrical motherfucking genius, it really serves both parties better if you don't pretend to be something you ain't.

By both parties 99.9 times out of 100 it'll be you and your hand but fuck it, at least there's no awkward silence and that 0.01 that ain't your hand will have some idea who they're meeting if you're simply yourself.

This site is not a free fanny pass and believe, it'll crush your confidence if you think you'll get a sniff. fair play to you, that is the kind of advice I'm looking for,no beating around the bush"

Exactly, I'm saying just be yourself. We all change over time and reflect that in your profile as and when.

There's a massive difference between being yourself and finding the right meet that leaves ya feeling fucking awesome, or pretending to be someone you ain't and it leaving a sour taste when the meet doesn't go as hoped.

Good luck

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Personally I really dislike these kinds of threads. Not because of the advice handed out but partially because of any advice handed out.

It may sound contrary and I’m not against helping people in need but helping someone to improve their profile so they can meet others for sex seems a little strange.

Ultimately your profile and how you handle yourself online should be all about who you are, about representing yourself well and understand how to approach, how the site works and what make you ‘you’. If it’s handed to you from someone else, that’s them, not you.

Finding out how to improve a profile, what makes a good picture and learning is part of the journey. If someone can’t work it out, perhaps they’re not suited for fab.

It may sound harsh but I don’t think that I’m being elitist when I say that not everyone is cut out for working it out. It’s not a participation event, there are no rewards and no one is likely to come back three months later and thank you for helping them meet someone.

People should do the work, do their own thinking and put the effort in themselves

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I’d like some feedback please from the ladies regarding my profile

What should I change or add please x"

You don't have any public photos... That's an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All here for fun n new adventures just need to connect with people! Your profile is your profile it's up to ther people to dislike or like so just go by what you think!

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