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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ummm... so i saw this really cute boob tube when shopping in one of the supermarkets

It was dirt cheap and one of my mates is always banging on about boob tubes, so i bought it thinking what is the worst that can happen

Tonight i discovered what, when i wore it under a see through /loose-knit jumper... And discovered that despite buying a smaller size it fell down without me realising... three times

Omg that cctv is gonna be interesting... my boobies were pretty much on display

What is the worst that's happened to you?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You should display your boobs more often!!

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By *ig red22Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I wouldn't worry to much

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Swing dress getting caught in underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lovely boobicles so whoever views that footage will be very lucky

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Had a nip slip from the wrap around wetlook bra our my pics... luckily it was on stage with a stripper... so no one seemed to notice/mind

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I once had my boob tube pulled down in the middle of a packed dance floor damn I miss those days

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By *lueeyedblonde78Woman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Swing dresses on a windy day, spent the whole time trying to hold it down so I wasn't constantly flashing my underwear lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've mentioned this before.

I was wearing a wrap dress, stockings, suspenders but no knickers. We were on holiday in Guernsey and got out of the car to take some photos in a very windy beach front car park. It was only when the guy in the van beside me drove off with a huge grin on his face that I realised my dress had blown right open

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was once at a formal function wearing a strapless dress.

I was being introduced to the Lord of the area and the fellow "posh" people, high up people of the area.

I sneezed the dress ripped and dropped to my waist, Lord smiled his wife slapped him and I had a jolly nice man who owns a very well known communication company find me a safety pin to fix my dress.

I didn't have to buy a drink for the rest of the evening and won a few tenders that night.

I also ran across a road exposing my breasts infront of a riot van full of police who stopped me and asked if they stroke my guide dog puppy. Then told me my boobs were on show.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


" I once had my boob tube pulled down in the middle of a packed dance floor damn I miss those days "

I'm sorry I missed that day myself

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Do you have a photo with said boobtube exposing your breasticles OP?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I had a zip break on a skirt on a night out. After 30 mins in the toilets with my friend we managed to fix it but I didn't dare undo it again and the rest of the night I had to shimmy my skirt up to just about high enough and squat .

I've also had the classic bikini incident on a waterslide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I once had my boob tube pulled down in the middle of a packed dance floor damn I miss those days "

You see i think that is my error, my boobies are clearly not big enough to keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day, I was in a nightclub in some rather tight black trousers, bent down to pick up my handbag off the floor and my trousers split from crotch to seam at the back. To add insult to injury, I was wearing a black thong and had saddle- sores on my arse. Oh and this club had a balcony above the dance floor too!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jersey style dresses or skirts is a malfunction for me, my ass just eats them constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split a zip on a dress bending down to put heels on lucky anuff I had a knee length coat on

When out for the night I always carry a roll up water proof mac and fold away ballet pumps so I don’t need to walk to sed club in a short dress and big heels just draws unwanted public attention so got close to the night club

Slip down a side street bent down to take my pumps off and puts heels on and I just herd pop

Found I had burst the zip on dress fun walk that was back to the hotel in nothing but a knee length mac and lingerie and stockings lucky I hade a spare dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg I'm laughing out loud at some of these

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview."

I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Swing dresses on a windy day, spent the whole time trying to hold it down so I wasn't constantly flashing my underwear lol"

This too

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape."

Style it out Batman!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.

I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office "

I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview."

This has happened to me several times , I eventually worked out that it's because I moisturise after the shower ....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.

I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office

I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt! "

This was back when I could walk but I sure as hell didn't walk out of that office normally, I think I shuffled

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape.

Style it out Batman! "

The only signal I would have been projecting into the night sky would have been the facepalm emoji

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


" I once had my boob tube pulled down in the middle of a packed dance floor damn I miss those days

I'm sorry I missed that day myself "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


" I once had my boob tube pulled down in the middle of a packed dance floor damn I miss those days

You see i think that is my error, my boobies are clearly not big enough to keep it up "

They look perfectly formed to me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.

I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office

I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt!

This was back when I could walk but I sure as hell didn't walk out of that office normally, I think I shuffled "

!!

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