FabSwingers.com forum: It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you make your day to day job sound filthy or dirty, and I wonder if anyone can guess what you do?

Mine, - some days I just don’t stop screwing. Yes, I am a joiner.

Join in if you want to put yours in here.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a big chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make your day to day job sound filthy or dirty, and I wonder if anyone can guess what you do?

Mine, - some days I just don’t stop screwing. Yes, I am a joiner.

Join in if you want to put yours in here. "

Having to be delicate with my hands. Fast and sweaty sessions....Chef

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

I run my eyes over many different shaped and sized figures daily until i find the one that fits my need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to read minds, but its lips i really have a passion for reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS. I totally misread this thread

I thought we meant dirty and gross and yuck kind of dirty. Not horny dirty.

My bad

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I pull it right handed all day from 12pm to 12am which is strange because I am left handed..

I serve beer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I don’t need to make what I’m doing today sound dirty, it is dirty.

I’m slurry spreading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS. I totally misread this thread

I thought we meant dirty and gross and yuck kind of dirty. Not horny dirty.

My bad

Px "

Me too, got very confused by the replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run my eyes over many different shaped and sized figures daily until i find the one that fits my need.

I’m probably wrong..

are you an Optician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doctor will see me now

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

I work with people who work under red lights all day.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run my eyes over many different shaped and sized figures daily until i find the one that fits my need.

Recruitment agent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???"

Physiotherapist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just had to change mum's bedding.......draw your own conclusions...all I'll say is it could have been worse

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there. "

Recruitment consultant

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I work in Anaerobic digestion processing food waste its a genuinely dirty job but I do have a wash before meeting people

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By *irty builderMan
over a year ago

pontefract

I spread my muck and lay them daily

Brick layer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to spray my liquid all over cars

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?"

Nope

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have people regularly angry they swear at you most of the time fights dealing with all manner of incidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Recruitment consultant

Nope!!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels. "

Optician?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels. "

Ophthalmologist !

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there. "

Banker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?"

Nope

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Amongst other things, I extoll the virtue of the humble beaver to stop TVs getting moist.

That’s better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?

Nope"

Therapist?

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Double entry is my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have people regularly angry they swear at you most of the time fights dealing with all manner of incidents

Anything in customer service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend my day making sure my clients feel better and leave them with a smile on their face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I order people around and show the youngsters what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?

Nope

Drainage specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have people regularly angry they swear at you most of the time fights dealing with all manner of incidents

Anything in customer service

Kind off sometimes they spit or fight with you have regular contact with emergency services

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels.

Optician?"

Close....you see me before them

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels.

Ophthalmologist !

Not quite that qualified... Think more the people you meet before the qualified people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my day making sure my clients feel better and leave them with a smile on their face

Estate agent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amongst other things, I extoll the virtue of the humble beaver to stop TVs getting moist.

That’s better "

Something in nature conservation ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The doctor will see me now

Window cleaner

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

"I run my eyes over many different shaped and sized figures daily until i find the one that fits my need.

I’m probably wrong..

are you an Optician

Accountant x

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I frequently stroke my wood with a brush and spend time on my hands and knees filling cracks and holes with sticky white substances....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have people regularly angry they swear at you most of the time fights dealing with all manner of incidents

Anything in customer service

Kind off sometimes they spit or fight with you have regular contact with emergency services

Police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my day making sure my clients feel better and leave them with a smile on their face

Estate agent

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?

Nope

Drainage specialist

Ha! Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my day making sure my clients feel better and leave them with a smile on their face

Beautician?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?

Nope

Drainage specialist

IT. We're always fiddling with back and front ends.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I spend my day making sure my clients feel better and leave them with a smile on their face

Masseuse ?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?

Nope

Drainage specialist

IT. We're always fiddling with back and front ends."

Nods!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I frequently stroke my wood with a brush and spend time on my hands and knees filling cracks and holes with sticky white substances....

Joiner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig around in my clients back ends figuring out how to make things work! ???

Physiotherapist?

Nope

Drainage specialist

Ha! Nope."

Solicitor?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Amongst other things, I extoll the virtue of the humble beaver to stop TVs getting moist.

That’s better

Something in nature conservation ? "

Hmmm not really, the beavers in question are extremely naughty so I am forever rooting through the bush to locate them, popping them in a little cage to make sure that they don’t cause random gushing in peoples back gardens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The doctor will see me now

Window cleaner

piss off kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a big chopper

Stop bragging.. trying to play a game here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have people regularly angry they swear at you most of the time fights dealing with all manner of incidents

Anything in customer service

Kind off sometimes they spit or fight with you have regular contact with emergency services

Getting warmer not as qualified as police first aid trained defibrillator trained more training than police lol

Police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?

Nope

Therapist?"

Close enough!

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?

Nope"

Mortgage consultant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels.

Ophthalmologist !

Not quite that qualified... Think more the people you meet before the qualified people"

DO?

OC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked all the way through lockdown essential worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?

Nope

Mortgage consultant?"

Nope it’s psychologist though I guess I’m describing more the therapy side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pull it right handed all day from 12pm to 12am which is strange because I am left handed..

I serve beer"

I pull with my left hand, but I am right handed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Banker?

Nope"
sales assistant at the body shop?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I take pictures up close and personal, whilst looking into your eyes,I'll ask you to look into mine. I sometimes run my hands around the sides of your head to see how it feels.

Ophthalmologist !

Not quite that qualified... Think more the people you meet before the qualified people

DO?

OC?"

Optical assistant close enough

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a habit entering it wrong but good at rectifying doing it as should when needed

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I spent the day analysing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x"

Some of these are fantastic to read, such filthy people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x"

Bookmaker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look after a huge erection.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I show people things they never knew they wanted..or needed and after making them have them ..I come back and make them have some more

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I look after a huge erection."

Scaffolding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I show people things they never knew they wanted..or needed and after making them have them ..I come back and make them have some more

An art dealer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look after a huge erection.

Scaffolding?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swing from poles wearing a harness

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I have 2 jobs. (Fem)

1st, I shovel shit by the shovel.

2nd, I use blades and needles & play with white stuff.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"I swing from poles wearing a harness"

Tree sergeon or electircty pilon repair person. - sorry spellings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep bang on I'm a linesman (pylon monkey)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I show people things they never knew they wanted..or needed and after making them have them ..I come back and make them have some more

An art dealer?

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I wish

There's a bullshit job for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I hand out thing that give men a erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pharmacist?

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"I convince people to tell me their deepest wants and needs, then I’m used to help get them there.

Recruitment consultant

No, he used the word 'help'

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I look after a huge erection."

Crane worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to sit and play with my self all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look after a huge erection.

Scaffolding?

Lighthouse keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look after a huge erection.

Scaffolding?

Lighthouse keeper

That's a brilliant answer

I'm actually in charge of managing a large historic building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pharmacist?"
yes

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By *lackieMan
over a year ago

Swinton

I work with big tools,and i am always trimming bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pharmacist? yes"

Yay I got one right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look after a huge erection.

Scaffolding?

Lighthouse keeper

That's a brilliant answer

I'm actually in charge of managing a large historic building."

I know I went all fraggle rock pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dig deep and love a bit of head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig deep and love a bit of head

I'm stumped

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I look after a huge erection.

Scaffolding?

Lighthouse keeper

That's a brilliant answer

I'm actually in charge of managing a large historic building."

With max Bialystok?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x

Bookmaker ? "

Nope x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS. I totally misread this thread

I thought we meant dirty and gross and yuck kind of dirty. Not horny dirty.

My bad

Px "

Wondered what you were doing

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Up early and deliver a good load of liquid

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nothing like a good fiddle every week day. Finance manager.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x

Bookmaker ?

Nope x "

eyebrow threading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up early and deliver a good load of liquid "

Milkman ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I use my hands & mouth to extract money from people

J x

Bookmaker ?

Nope x

eyebrow threading? "

You wouldn’t want me near your brows

I’m a very nice debt collector

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Up early and deliver a good load of liquid

Milkman ?"
I deliver beer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use various tools to push things to their limits to see if they break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up early and deliver a good load of liquid

Milkman ?I deliver beer!! "

Ah, cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use various tools to push things to their limits to see if they break

WWE wrestler.. 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use various tools to push things to their limits to see if they break

WWE wrestler.. 100%

I wish!

Software tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use various tools to push things to their limits to see if they break

WWE wrestler.. 100%

I wish!

Software tester

Always messing with hard drives aint ya

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Big erections, deep penetrations and making the ground move are my speciality

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Big erections, deep penetrations and making the ground move are my speciality "

Borehole / crane / digger / dozzer operator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig deep and love a bit of head

I still want to know this one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn misread lol....

Right hopefully nobody saw...

I tell people to get on all four's, or have them lying on their back /front with little clothing.

They do everything I demand them to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dig deep and love a bit of head

I still want to know this one ?

Dentist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make grown men cry ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn misread lol....

Right hopefully nobody saw...

I tell people to get on all four's, or have them lying on their back /front with little clothing.

They do everything I demand them to.... "

Personal trainer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ... "

Onion farmer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a background music playing, i get warm removing clothing as my body starts to move, you will find me on all fours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a background music playing, i get warm removing clothing as my body starts to move, you will find me on all fours.."

Yoga/pilates teacher ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ... "

urologists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always playing with my wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a background music playing, i get warm removing clothing as my body starts to move, you will find me on all fours..

Yoga/pilates teacher ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trawl the streets looking for someone to push a big load in my back doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You welcome me and my tools into your home to complete a variety of jobs, from gentle screwing, looking at your pipes, resolving wet stops, covering your walls, putting white stuff up high, checking out your fixtures and fitting, sorting out your sockets !!

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

I specialise in giving people large erections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on my hands and knees alot in dark corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn misread lol....

Right hopefully nobody saw...

I tell people to get on all four's, or have them lying on their back /front with little clothing.

They do everything I demand them to....

Personal trainer?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I specialise in giving people large erections."

Architect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ... "

Registrar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ...

Registrar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order."

Teacher ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order."

Healthcare worker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make nipples hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order.

Teacher ?"

Close..but not a teacher.

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over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order.

Healthcare worker? "

Nope...

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over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order.

Teacher ?

Close..but not a teacher."

Probation officer

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

When things start warming up I’m surrounded by flanges that need to be checked individually...

Lubing up is a vital part of every shift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ...

Registrar

Hahahahahahahaha nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ...

urologists"

nooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ...

Onion farmer ? "

noooo lol

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Running my hands up and down the slit then when it's sticky I stuff it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make grown men cry ...

Registrar

Hahahahahahahaha nope!

Got it!!!..... Midwife!??

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"I trawl the streets looking for someone to push a big load in my back doors. "

Bin man / recycle lorry driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to make sure people have a good, clean time

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it all wet and give it good clean the dry it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spend my working life giving Encouragement, guidance, support and correction, not always in that order.

Teacher ?

Close..but not a teacher.

Probation officer

Lol... no

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

"I specialise in giving people large erections.

Architect? "

Nope.....scaffolder

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