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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fashionably early this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m fashionably early this time. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again "

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m fashionably early this time. "

Hello again too. Thanks for the sad face at the end of the last thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We're almost ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly??? "

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are those two mischief makers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops my head in to say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy "

Apparently quite agile then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?"

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello "

Hello....would you like to pop your head back on your shoulder and being the rest of you in?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then. "

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd evening jim today i have mostly been eating monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee."

You can quickly untwist your todger then. Was that what was happening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who missed me. Not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in."

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gd evening jim today i have mostly been eating monster munch "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. An excellent choice, sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower "

Gone in 60 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Hello....would you like to pop your head back on your shoulder and being the rest of you in?"

Ha ha lol that’s a good one made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been "

It was alright. How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. "
Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee."

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gd evening jim today i have mostly been eating monster munch "

Mostly. What else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim."

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim."

Good spotting.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Gd evening jim today i have mostly been eating monster munch "

Cate to share? I've curly wurlys.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not.

"

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour "

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement. "

He missed you, Rose. Of course he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyy heyyy whats goings on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour "

The witching hour isn't midnight. Bill told me, and he's got books.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?"

It was a manifestation of my frustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Hello....would you like to pop your head back on your shoulder and being the rest of you in?

Ha ha lol that’s a good one made me chuckle "

Ah, there you are. Lovely to meet the whole of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo whats everyone up to tonight then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?"

Have you seen Haka dance? There is a lot of tongue wagging I believe

I never found my tongue a waste of a muscle.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

The witching hour isn't midnight. Bill told me, and he's got books."

No, he's wrong. He's American. They do things differently over there.....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement. "

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. "
Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you."

Is your knob still green, Jimbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you."

You can always have too much of me Jim. Anytime. My verbal diarrhoea keeps on giving

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds. "

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyy heyyy whats goings on "

When you find out, please let me know. I’m just pretending to know in order to crash the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you.

Is your knob still green, Jimbo? "

That must have been the tip of the head.i think it's turning purple now. That's what you get for using purple blankets .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyyy heyyy whats goings on "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shay. Anything, everything and nothing is going on. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time. Smileyface

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones "

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Shay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!"

Surrender!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you.

Is your knob still green, Jimbo?

That must have been the tip of the head.i think it's turning purple now. That's what you get for using purple blankets ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought I'd pop In and say hi to you all

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Shay."

Hey Shay !

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Shay!

Welcome to Nocturnal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?"

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?

Have you seen Haka dance? There is a lot of tongue wagging I believe

I never found my tongue a waste of a muscle. "

Funnily enough, nor have any of the ladies I have ‘known’ found mine to be a waste either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

The witching hour isn't midnight. Bill told me, and he's got books.

No, he's wrong. He's American. They do things differently over there.....x"

Everything is bigger in America. The midnight hour is seventy nine minutes. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Goodnight all x"

Night night. Sleep tight x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Shay."

Hello Shay *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones "

Of course not. Those are for wimps!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!"

Are you Shaw?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Heyyy heyyy whats goings on

When you find out, please let me know. I’m just pretending to know in order to crash the party. "

Nocturnal nonsense, that's what's going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight all x"

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

Are you Shaw?"

Dow..n! Man down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not.

Don't confuse me. Not sure if you are happy with my return or just silently grinning and nodding in agreement.

I just Greenfaced so you don't accuse me of missing you.

Is your knob still green, Jimbo? "

Rose knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing! "

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim. Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?

Have you seen Haka dance? There is a lot of tongue wagging I believe

I never found my tongue a waste of a muscle.

Funnily enough, nor have any of the ladies I have ‘known’ found mine to be a waste either. "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop In and say hi to you all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shorty. What was the last thing you did that was naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

Surrender!!! "

Don’t do it Jim.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally. "

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha "

Keep on keeping on. And follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha

Keep on keeping on. And follow your heart."

https://youtu.be/t-l91O9VxN0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Crewe. It was a a pleasure taking your forum cherry. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Well, playmates. It's been fun, but I've come over all tired, of a sudden. I think it may been down to my vaccination.

Good night,one & all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Crewe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd pop In and say hi to you all "

Hello. Thanks for popping in. Come and join us.

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe."

Hello Crewe. Pssst....do residents in Crewe get discounts on your Bentley???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, playmates. It's been fun, but I've come over all tired, of a sudden. I think it may been down to my vaccination.

Good night,one & all "

.have a good restful sleep. Last cup of tea and then ill join you too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Hello everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine in red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe."

Hello from the otter side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha

Keep on keeping on. And follow your heart."

Ha ha I wish it was that simple sort off done my normal and tryed to push for a first 6.9 in hooni even though I all ready have the world record at a 7.707 spent the last 3 days going backwards to end up at the same place I all ready was I just need to accept the facts that 6.9 is just not possible in it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

Surrender!!!

Don’t do it Jim."

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, playmates. It's been fun, but I've come over all tired, of a sudden. I think it may been down to my vaccination.

Good night,one & all "

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

Are you Shaw?"

Yes Jim. Klingons on the starboard......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well, playmates. It's been fun, but I've come over all tired, of a sudden. I think it may been down to my vaccination.

Good night,one & all "

Goodnight!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Crewe."

Hello Crewe!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally. "

She means I am jolly fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha

Keep on keeping on. And follow your heart.

Ha ha I wish it was that simple sort off done my normal and tryed to push for a first 6.9 in hooni even though I all ready have the world record at a 7.707 spent the last 3 days going backwards to end up at the same place I all ready was I just need to accept the facts that 6.9 is just not possible in it lol "

I'm the Kate Bush to your Peter Gabriel. Don't give up.

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"Good evening Jim. Hello everyone "

Hello. Where have you been, Miss Elusive?

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Hi from a freezing Yorkshire

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!"

You sound like a rockstar.

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over a year ago


"Where are those two mischief makers?

They might be having a midnight hour sit down wee.

*shakes fist, pulls tongues &

Witching hour

Is that how ladies ‘shake off’? How does the tongue help?

Have you seen Haka dance? There is a lot of tongue wagging I believe

I never found my tongue a waste of a muscle.

Funnily enough, nor have any of the ladies I have ‘known’ found mine to be a waste either.

Show off "

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"Well, playmates. It's been fun, but I've come over all tired, of a sudden. I think it may been down to my vaccination.

Good night,one & all "

Good night. Sweet dreams.

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello from the otter side "

At least you can say you tried.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!

You sound like a rockstar."

Do I?! How so?

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Good evening beautiful people!

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"Pops my head in to say hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Nice of you to pop in.

Thanks Jim how’s your week been

It was alright. How was it for you?

Good good mines has been good bit hectic and discontent again don’t know why I bother but mmm that drive will keep me going ha ha

Keep on keeping on. And follow your heart.

Ha ha I wish it was that simple sort off done my normal and tryed to push for a first 6.9 in hooni even though I all ready have the world record at a 7.707 spent the last 3 days going backwards to end up at the same place I all ready was I just need to accept the facts that 6.9 is just not possible in it lol

I'm the Kate Bush to your Peter Gabriel. Don't give up."

I not I do my normal and take like 4-5 weeks off get bored off other things and then spend 3 days going backwards not the first time and definitely will not be my last attempt ha ha

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over a year ago


"Who missed me. Not. Mischief maker 1 has been spotted Jim.

I felt that! Drilling looks don't stop me. Jim, my position has been compromised and overwhelmed. It’s up to you now!

Are you Shaw?

Yes Jim. Klingons on the starboard......"

*Salutes*

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"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying?? "

You made it up, surely.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely."

She did not make it up

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over a year ago


"Hi from a freezing Yorkshire "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from shivering Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely."

Nope. It's a real saying.

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe. Pssst....do residents in Crewe get discounts on your Bentley???"

You get discounts on Audi, Skoda, VW and Seat if that counts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!

You sound like a rockstar.

Do I?! How so? "

The way you said hello to Crewe.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!

You sound like a rockstar.

Do I?! How so?

The way you said hello to Crewe."

If you say so, Jim my dearest amigo!

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over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

She means I am jolly fast "

How is shot off a shovel fast?? Northerners....I tell you. Tssst

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over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!

You sound like a rockstar.

Do I?! How so?

The way you said hello to Crewe.

If you say so, Jim my dearest amigo! "

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"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe!

You sound like a rockstar.

Do I?! How so? "

Hello crew, let’s get the show in the road.

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"Good evening beautiful people!"

Good evening, beautiful duo.

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over a year ago


"Hi from a freezing Yorkshire "

It’s nice and warm here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

From Urban Dictionary:

DEFINITION

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel

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over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P6. Like a P6, like a P6.

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over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?"

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

She did not make it up

"

Well, this just doesn’t make sense. I don’t see where the speed comes into this equation. Is Northern shit somehow more slippery that it slides off a shovel very quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

Nope. It's a real saying."

Wait, you’re from the “East” and you have heard of this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome."

Kevin the then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

She did not make it up

Well, this just doesn’t make sense. I don’t see where the speed comes into this equation. Is Northern shit somehow more slippery that it slides off a shovel very quickly?"

See my earlier post for the shit off a shovel explanation

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"Everyone say hello to Crewe.

Hello Crewe. Pssst....do residents in Crewe get discounts on your Bentley???

You get discounts on Audi, Skoda, VW and Seat if that counts. "

But....they’re not from Crewe.

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"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?"

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Urban Dictionary:

DEFINITION

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel"

I see. Thank you for enlightening me. * makes a note: “shit off a shovel denotes........” *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans"

Sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"From Urban Dictionary:

DEFINITION

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel

I see. Thank you for enlightening me. * makes a note: “shit off a shovel denotes........” *"

You are very welcome!

Jim, was that rockstar-like?!

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over a year ago

How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

Nope. It's a real saying.

Wait, you’re from the “East” and you have heard of this?"

In The East we hear of alot of things.

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?"

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You know your shit.

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"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before "

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

Sausages."

Never had a conversation with a sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From Urban Dictionary:

DEFINITION

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel

I see. Thank you for enlightening me. * makes a note: “shit off a shovel denotes........” *

You are very welcome!

Jim, was that rockstar-like?! "

You rock!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

Sausages.

Never had a conversation with a sausage

"

They always have something meaty to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You know your shit."

Evening Jim.

Not exactly quite sure how to respond to that

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh."

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

Nope. It's a real saying.

Wait, you’re from the “East” and you have heard of this?

In The East we hear of alot of things."

You’re the inbetweeners between North and South. Untrustworthy lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You know your shit.

Evening Jim.

Not exactly quite sure how to respond to that

"

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see. "

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

Sausages.

Never had a conversation with a sausage

"

I do, every morning when I ask it “why are you up so early???”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

Nope. It's a real saying.

Wait, you’re from the “East” and you have heard of this?

In The East we hear of alot of things.

You’re the inbetweeners between North and South. Untrustworthy lot. "

We're the Mid Landers.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think it's time for me to say goodnight everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need another sit down wee.

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!"

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?

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over a year ago


"I need another sit down wee."

You won't need your shovel for that Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

Sausages.

Never had a conversation with a sausage

I do, every morning when I ask it “why are you up so early???”"

Let me guess....he just loves watching BBC breakfast news?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need another sit down wee."

You been at the cola again?!

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too "

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?"

Depends which part of the country you're from. Some would say showy, others would say standard.

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"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start."

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

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"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel."

Who eats off them?

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello again

I thought you said you were not exactly mobile. How’d you get here so quickly???

My leg might be fucked but my thumbs are super speedy

Apparently quite agile then.

I'm super agile when I'm on wheels -#shoulderpower

Gone in 60 seconds.

Something like that! My wheelchairs are purely powered by me, I don't have mechanised ones

I concur. She's like shit off a shovel in that thing!

Is that a Northern saying because I can’t quite picture how that would represent anything except shit off a shovel, quite literally.

Seriously? You've never heard that saying??

You made it up, surely.

Nope. It's a real saying.

Wait, you’re from the “East” and you have heard of this?

In The East we hear of alot of things.

You’re the inbetweeners between North and South. Untrustworthy lot.

We're the Mid Landers."

An excellent barrier to keep us safe in the South

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"I think it's time for me to say goodnight everyone! "

Good night speedy. Sweet dreams.

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over a year ago


"I need another sit down wee."

Good idea. Hard to keep the aim and type otherwise.

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over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. Who's your favourite Kevin?

My favourite Kevin? Kevin the minion seems cool, my friend has a dog called Kevin he's kinda awesome.

Kevin the then?

Dogs are great, some have better chat that humans

Sausages.

Never had a conversation with a sausage

I do, every morning when I ask it “why are you up so early???”

Let me guess....he just loves watching BBC breakfast news?"

Ooof indeed!!!

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?

Depends which part of the country you're from. Some would say showy, others would say standard."

Yes, the latter would be a Northern thing again.

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them? "

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful.

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?

Depends which part of the country you're from. Some would say showy, others would say standard.

Yes, the latter would be a Northern thing again. "

Technically I'm from the North but not what you'd class as Northern.

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them?

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful."

Think I'll pass

I may be nocturnal tonight but not really feeling the need to make myself feel queasy

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?

Depends which part of the country you're from. Some would say showy, others would say standard.

Yes, the latter would be a Northern thing again.

Technically I'm from the North but not what you'd class as Northern."

Oh, not you per se. Just that it’s a northern thing

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them?

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful.

Think I'll pass

I may be nocturnal tonight but not really feeling the need to make myself feel queasy "

It’s all very sanitary, apparently.

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over a year ago


"I think it's time for me to say goodnight everyone! "

Na night. x

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them?

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful.

Think I'll pass

I may be nocturnal tonight but not really feeling the need to make myself feel queasy

It’s all very sanitary, apparently."

I somehow find that incredibly hard to believe

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over a year ago


"I need another sit down wee.

You won't need your shovel for that Jim "

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over a year ago


"I need another sit down wee.

You been at the cola again?! "

You know me so well.

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over a year ago


"How long does it take to make a cup of tea Posh?

That a question for Posh, not a question on how long it would take to make a cup of tea posh.

You can make a cup of tea posh in 2 seconds. Mini umbrella, boosh!

That just makes it a little, well, showy, doesn’t it?

Depends which part of the country you're from. Some would say showy, others would say standard.

Yes, the latter would be a Northern thing again.

Technically I'm from the North but not what you'd class as Northern.

Oh, not you per se. Just that it’s a northern thing"

Northerners are class! Always great fun

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them?

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful.

Think I'll pass

I may be nocturnal tonight but not really feeling the need to make myself feel queasy

It’s all very sanitary, apparently.

I somehow find that incredibly hard to believe "

No, really, it’s fascinating. They insist it’s as clean as a whistle because of the coal dust and steam.

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over a year ago

You just can't get rid of me tonight;-)

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Did you get a comment glitch Shadowman?

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over a year ago


"You just can't get rid of me tonight;-)"

How long does it take to make a cup of tea??

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over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and Jim.

Tried sleeping but no luck

And 'like shit off a shovel' is definitely used a lot around these parts

When I was reading that from before, can't believe you southerners haven't heard of it before

Good evening PinkGenie.

I think we Southerners don’t have that affiliation with coal, you see.

Just Eels and liquor

Good evening to you too

Oh, you have so much to learn about the South. One thing we don’t do is shit on shovels, for a start.

Then proceed to eat off said shovel.

Who eats off them?

Ohhh....did you miss that part of the explanation? Head back up and read on. Delightful.

Think I'll pass

I may be nocturnal tonight but not really feeling the need to make myself feel queasy

It’s all very sanitary, apparently.

I somehow find that incredibly hard to believe

No, really, it’s fascinating. They insist it’s as clean as a whistle because of the coal dust and steam."

Who has been telling you this

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over a year ago


"Did you get a comment glitch Shadowman?"

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over a year ago

What’s everyone up to at this time? Few beers Porn n perving? Just me then haha

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