FabSwingers.com forum: Pizzly Bears

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently due to global warming, grizzly bears head ever further north and are mating with polar bears and there are hybrid offspring called pizzly bears.. they have a mixture of brown and white fur.. I just wonder how dangerous these super bears are...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd cuddle one given chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently due to global warming, grizzly bears head ever further north and are mating with polar bears and there are hybrid offspring called pizzly bears.. they have a mixture of brown and white fur.. I just wonder how dangerous these super bears are..."

We have black bears they just as dangerous. Expecially momma's with cubs. Bears are not to be taken for granted.All cute and cuddly until they charge at you.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Puzzly bears

We have big bears where I'm from too, main thing is to be careful when it's cub season!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you taking the pizz, ET?

Each is adapted to its environment. Nature will allow them to adapt to a warmed Earth or otherwise.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

If I Google this and there's no cute bear cub photo proof I'm going to be very disappointed!!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"If I Google this and there's no cute bear cub photo proof I'm going to be very disappointed!! "

It's all over the news.. I don't make this stuff up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean Yogi going to finally take his hat off and loosen his tie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean Yogi going to finally take his hat off and loosen his tie ?"

He’s already walking round bottomless, why bother loosening the tie?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think you’ll find they are called Gola Bears; I think they have a sponsor

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Just wait till the icecaps melt, so they have to survive in the sea and then mate with the Great White sharks!

Great White Grizzlys!

(bears are well known to mate with anything that moves btw. If they see you, you're fucked)

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"If I Google this and there's no cute bear cub photo proof I'm going to be very disappointed!!

It's all over the news.. I don't make this stuff up"
You sound like the BBC news team now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually bought my hairy chest off a pizzly bear. Grumpy little sods and really drive a hard bargain. Cost me a small fortune for this rug and it’s not even full coverage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean Yogi going to finally take his hat off and loosen his tie ?

He’s already walking round bottomless, why bother loosening the tie?"

Why bother wearing a tie if you’ve got no trousers on

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Does this mean Yogi going to finally take his hat off and loosen his tie ?

He’s already walking round bottomless, why bother loosening the tie?

Why bother wearing a tie if you’ve got no trousers on"

Standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean Yogi going to finally take his hat off and loosen his tie ?

He’s already walking round bottomless, why bother loosening the tie?

Why bother wearing a tie if you’ve got no trousers on

Standards "

Exactly. There’s sometimes a jacket and tie policy but never one that says one must be wearing trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bears in our yard the other day didn't have ties. Guess that's why they went through the trash searching for something to wear.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Have you seen the video of the bear in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video of the bear in the hot tub

Yeah, just chilling and vibing

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Have you seen the video of the bear in the hot tub

Yeah, just chilling and vibing "

Yes

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are these bears more dangerous

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

"Have you seen the video of the bear in the hot tub

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=bear%2bsoup&amp=true

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's true! And they've found evidence of them being able to have viable offsfing so could be a while new species of bear. David Attenborough told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to paint some pictures in caves using berry juice so future us knows what happened without having to arse about testing bones in labs and things. Dear old bears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are these bears more dangerous"

Have you seen The Revenant, how much more dangerous can you get, unless they’re on roller skates and wearing jumpsuits now ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are these bears more dangerous"

Lol any bear is dangerous. We get black bears over 700lbs. My 115 5'2 arse has no chance.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

So in effect.. these are superbears...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"So in effect.. these are superbears... "

All bears are super

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Just wait till the icecaps melt, so they have to survive in the sea and then mate with the Great White sharks!

Great White Grizzlys!

(bears are well known to mate with anything that moves btw. If they see you, you're fucked) "

If you want to find a bear that will mate with anything that moves, just try fabguys.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Just wait till the icecaps melt, so they have to survive in the sea and then mate with the Great White sharks!

Great White Grizzlys!

(bears are well known to mate with anything that moves btw. If they see you, you're fucked)

If you want to find a bear that will mate with anything that moves, just try fabguys. "

No it's fine. I seem to get plenty trying their luck on here anyway.

I'll stick with felines.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you seen the video of the bear in the hot tub

Shhh you that was a secret!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The point here is that the hybrid bears have different head and jaw shapes.. will we see more aggression, more strength, more bite and jaw power in these new destructive beasts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggressive hybrid? Maybe grolar bear is a better name for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why we have guns.

Best shoot them before they do damage.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

How vicious are these new buggers. ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How vicious are these new buggers. ?"

I watched a video pf a brown bear and a cat playing together last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is still pizzing about here, is it?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"The point here is that the hybrid bears have different head and jaw shapes.. will we see more aggression, more strength, more bite and jaw power in these new destructive beasts.. "

I don't know. Why don't you use Google to find the answer to your questions and get back to us with a full story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is still pizzing about here, is it?"

Its been quite polarising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is still pizzing about here, is it?

Its been quite polarising

Ohhh boom boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The point here is that the hybrid bears have different head and jaw shapes.. will we see more aggression, more strength, more bite and jaw power in these new destructive beasts..

I don't know. Why don't you use Google to find the answer to your questions and get back to us with a full story."

The man is a genius, I tell you.

Genius!!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The point is this..

Polar bears are dangerous..

Grizzly bears are dangerous..

This new breed..

Even more dangerous I wager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The point is this..

Polar bears are dangerous..

Grizzly bears are dangerous..

This new breed..

Even more dangerous I wager"

Any bear dangerous.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is no ordinary bear...

If it takes the most evil traits from each bear then it will be a ferocious beast..

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