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"Who wants me!!!! "Welcome to my world  | |||
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"pass.. are refund available? " You pays your money, you makes your choice. | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Welcome to my world " | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! "I'd say yes, but can you take a dump first. Ta. | |||
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"Well bearing in mind your married and not looking for anyone...does that give you a clue? "No spell it out I'm a bit slow. | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
I'd say yes, but can you take a dump first. Ta. " | |||
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"pass.. are refund available? You pays your money, you makes your choice. "I was expecting Ant McPartlin when i made the purchase.. but i saw him and Dec Donally two days ago in town. | |||
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"How soon can you be here? I need a hand folding some sheets." Madam you are full of sheet!  | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ??" for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you  | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ??" I have a black belt in lady gardening. | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you "You'd be surprised what a bacon.butty can do | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? I have a black belt in lady gardening." Well im a lady and have a front and back garden does that count?? | |||
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"How soon can you be here? I need a hand folding some sheets. Madam you are full of sheet! "Well ya did ask! Or should that be arse-k? | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you
You'd be surprised what a bacon.butty can do"dam you, your not alowed to up the stakes | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you "pffft dont speak so soon | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you
You'd be surprised what a bacon.butty can do
dam you, your not alowed to up the stakes"  | |||
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"Are you any good at gardening ?? I have a black belt in lady gardening. Well im a lady and have a front and back garden does that count??" Listen lady I'm not doing your gardening OK! Does the bacon buttie have fried onions? | |||
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"pass.. are refund available? You pays your money, you makes your choice.
I was expecting Ant McPartlin when i made the purchase.. but i saw him and Dec Donally two days ago in town. "Did you? I have seen them once, they are phenomenally small aren't they? Like little geordie gnomes! | |||
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"How soon can you be here? I need a hand folding some sheets. Madam you are full of sheet!
Well ya did ask! Or should that be arse-k?"There is a joke in there about arses and sheets but due to my low IQ and fleeting attention span, I can't put my finger up it. | |||
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"ooh with that delicious looking bum I may even add a fried egg into the mix...lol "Wow! Anyone have any further offers? We have bacon buttie with fried onion and fried egg going once... | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?  "No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty) | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)"True living with all them blokes she must be! | |||
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"ooh with that delicious looking bum I may even add a fried egg into the mix...lol
Wow! Anyone have any further offers?
We have bacon buttie with fried onion and fried egg going once..."bacon burger for me please,no cheese errrrrrr. | |||
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"Sighss "Shush you!
It's attention seeking Wednesday!
It's a new thing I've just invented for Fab. | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!"and that skirt! well I never!  | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!
and that skirt! well I never! "The clue is in her name and song... Upsy Daisy, here I cum... I'm the only upsy one | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!
and that skirt! well I never!
The clue is in her name and song... Upsy Daisy, here I cum... I'm the only upsy one"What a hussie! I love her. | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! I do get over here x "Jo you know there is no one else for me but you! x
(Pssst! To other female forumers, I think you are hot too) | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! I do get over here x
Jo you know there is no one else for me but you! x
(Pssst! To other female forumers, I think you are hot too)"Well your HOT and i bet full of it , lol xx | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! I do get over here x
Jo you know there is no one else for me but you! x
(Pssst! To other female forumers, I think you are hot too) Well your HOT and i bet full of it , lol xx "Why thank you Jo and I would gladly empty it all over you x and by that, I mean my testicles during sexual intercourse. xxx | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! "go on then, ive nothing better on tonight  | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight "Do you have any sandwiches? | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches?"if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx | |||
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"Who wants me!!!! "How long does it take to get from the Night Garden to Mr. Bloom's garden - carrying on from some of the thread lol  | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches?"I have a toastie machine i'll have you know | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx "deal
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
*puts toastie machine away* "I too approve this scenario | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
How long does it take to get from the Night Garden to Mr. Bloom's garden - carrying on from some of the thread lol "That Mr. Bloom is a right pikey. I wouldn't let him near Upsy Daisy. Anyway I'm not sure how to measure the distance to each garden. I took the little sail down then I lit the little light and now I can't find the they way out of the garden in the night  | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
How long does it take to get from the Night Garden to Mr. Bloom's garden - carrying on from some of the thread lol
That Mr. Bloom is a right pikey. I wouldn't let him near Upsy Daisy.
Anyway I'm not sure how to measure the distance to each garden.
I took the little sail down then I lit the little light and now I can't find the they way out of the garden in the night "thats cos your nawty and never go to bed lol | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
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I too approve this scenario "your only want us for the sarnies dont you?  | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
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I too approve this scenario
your only want us for the sarnies dont you? "What can I say. I'm not the first man to use sex to reward women for making sandwiches. It's a tradition older than time. | |||
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
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*puts toastie machine away*
I too approve this scenario
your only want us for the sarnies dont you?
What can I say. I'm not the first man to use sex to reward women for making sandwiches. It's a tradition older than time."umm I am most put out,,, I once worked in a cafe and made loads of sarnies.. and never once got paid in sex... why didnt anyone tell me this.....  | |||
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