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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.

#I'veGotAFreshBum

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If only you weren't straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have a wee

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.

#I'veGotAFreshBum"

Happy Bday

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions "

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night a bidet drenched my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.

#I'veGotAFreshBum"
Hoping no one flushes the toilet downstairs at the same time, oooofftt

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them"

Doesn't sound very safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex loved a cheeky play in the shower.... thinking the water masked her LOL.... heard every word and every moan lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them"

I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did feel the breeze of soap when i opened my East facing window..

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them

I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter "

It gives me a semi-colon

c====;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.

#I'veGotAFreshBum"

Might do that myself shortly

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them

I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter

It gives me a semi-colon

c====;"

c=====8 more like

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I like to get dripping wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night a bidet drenched my wife "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions

You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.

Amazon do them

I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter

It gives me a semi-colon

c====;

c=====8 more like "

Impressive semi

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

My parents have a geeat shower....1 over head showet with 5 nozzles at various heights and angles...you can adjyst the jets from them too...i love it with a very high pressure single jet aimed at my bell end and one at my arsehole and balls....reminds me of the japanes toilets with built in bidet type things...awesome feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol"

Hmmm would 5 minute urination stream work too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night a bidet drenched my wife "

Last night a bidet drenched my wife with a thong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions "

I like a man who looks after himself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only you weren't straight "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim? "

Yes, butt very carefully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.

#I'veGotAFreshBum

Might do that myself shortly "

How's your bum?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?

Yes, butt very carefully."

Jim, please can you take a photo next time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol"

I need a new shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My parents have a geeat shower....1 over head showet with 5 nozzles at various heights and angles...you can adjyst the jets from them too...i love it with a very high pressure single jet aimed at my bell end and one at my arsehole and balls....reminds me of the japanes toilets with built in bidet type things...awesome feeling!"

You sound like someone Jarvis Cocker would write a song about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?

Yes, butt very carefully.

Jim, please can you take a photo next time?"

I've got some ideas for some photos. Just gotta find the motivation to do them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night a bidet drenched my wife "

You too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?

Yes, butt very carefully.

Jim, please can you take a photo next time?

I've got some ideas for some photos. Just gotta find the motivation to do them."

I'd have thought blasting yourself up the bum with high pressure H2O would have been motivation enough

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you shower your pants when you farted 10 minutes later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you shower your pants when you farted 10 minutes later?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

#RimJim

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I keep hearing that slashing theme from Psycho. Eeee eeee eeee eeee

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"#RimJim"

Assume the position

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