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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho." I’m really surprised why it didn’t work  | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. I’m really surprised why it didn’t work " | |||
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"Think I'll give that a miss" What? Such an irresistible offer? | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx" It’ll be a short queue plus I never thought that far ahead  | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho." Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge "Exactly what I thought | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge "Didn’t you read..He has that on the mighty fuckbook.  | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. I’m really surprised why it didn’t work "Not popular on the forums? *just my opinion | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace "Send me a Fb friend's request , that's where all the banging occurs  | |||
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"Whilst I know you're joking, because I know you pretty well now, other men who are perhaps new to the forums won't understand that you're joking and might think this is an acceptable way to talk to women on here. Hence the last guy, who you borrowed this line from. It's a down vote from me!" No banging for you then. | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Send me a Fb friend's request , that's where all the banging occurs "Sent | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx" Nobody does tickets anymore. I remember tickets at the butchers, delicatessens. A system that worked. | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace "Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge "Knee deep! That's one up from fisting. | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace "Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?. | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx Nobody does tickets anymore. I remember tickets at the butchers, delicatessens. A system that worked. " I like a man with structure and order  | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying "I don’t know why I didn’t think of FB dating before | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting. "Lots of lube  | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx Nobody does tickets anymore. I remember tickets at the butchers, delicatessens. A system that worked. I like a man with structure and order "Indeed  | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying
I don’t know why I didn’t think of FB dating before "I only learnt about the untapped potential of fb dating this morning myself, it sounds like the promised land | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting. " | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube "And wellies! | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?."Smallest to largest hole works best | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies! "Why on earth do you need wellies? 
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies!
Why on earth do you need wellies?
"Because if they don't wear wellies it won't touch the sides  | |||
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"And there was thinking of using that line myself "Got to be quick in this game if you want banging | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best "Well that comment made me chuckle. I’m out btw | |||
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho. Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies!
Why on earth do you need wellies?
Because if they don't wear wellies it won't touch the sides "Correct | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw "What???  | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What??? "We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What???
We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes
" it’ll be like the game whac-a-mole | |||
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you. Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What???
We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes
it’ll be like the game whac-a-mole "Oh how charming | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx It’ll be a short queue plus I never thought that far ahead "Not so short if everyone is standing two metres apart in that line. | |||
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx It’ll be a short queue plus I never thought that far ahead
Not so short if everyone is standing two metres apart in that line. "Then the queue length will be 2 meters | |||
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"Ready to be banged more times than a ketchup bottle " | |||
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"The "banging" offers have been flooding in ... "I should’ve tried this approach a lot earlier in my fab life | |||
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"I have 30 seconds spare, Mystique "Ohh I get to do it twice. I wasn’t expecting this | |||
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"The "banging" offers have been flooding in ...
I should’ve tried this approach a lot earlier in my fab life "Let it be a lesson to all the Fab men out there , ask and you shall received , especially on FB dating | |||
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"I have 30 seconds spare, Mystique
Ohh I get to do it twice. I wasn’t expecting this "Give it to me, baby (aha, aha) | |||
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"Im listening for cashier number 1 please "Cashew number 2 please | |||
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"Forms an orderly queue while everyone else is messing around "Rachel consider yourself banged | |||
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"Forms an orderly queue while everyone else is messing around
Rachel consider yourself banged "Let’s go then | |||
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"Well this approach does seem to reel in the clunge. I will now set up my own stall and use this technique." You’re welcome Dan | |||
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"I have 30 seconds spare, Mystique "Haha that's generous | |||
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"I got my pots and spoons out. Let's bang "What you making for tea then? | |||
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"I have 30 seconds spare, Mystique
Haha that's generous "He said he'd do me twice  | |||
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