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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Take a walk on the wild side! Or on the mild side, as the case may be.

Many people are horny due to the sunshine, apparently.

Someone is free at 7pm. That's nice for them.

Someone called "refined gent" is asking - any hung for wank meet?

What's happening in your hood?

Mrs kf x

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

12 inches

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"12 inches"

BADOOM TSHHH

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm still in hiding from my local hood on here

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Apparently a guy is taking his dog for a walk in a certain park and wants to know if this would be a good opportunity to suck off another man.

Get your application in quick!

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I changed mine a couple of times in the last few hours as I'm so bored lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone having a rant about a manchild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones going for a walk in a park, new verifications and lots of new photos. Quiet really.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Someone is looking for MFMFMM apparently, no idea on the logistics of that but good luck to em I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Someone is looking for MFMFMM apparently, no idea on the logistics of that but good luck to em I say "

At least it obeys the rule of 6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watson the game is afoot

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Just the one persistent offender here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots looking for outdoors fun

A straight guy looking to be emptied by a guy

Someone rushing to the pub for a beer

Same old, same old here

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Few slug willies, one gaped vagina and someone moaning about not being able to find a unicorn...

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

"Read the profile" x103

"Need fun" x10

Oh, and someone's glory hole is open for business.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A lot of "HungStud1990 etc viewed my profile" because big boobed mixed race girls are decent material for a quick wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for men for a suck/wank session, to scratch an itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm scared to look

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Someone is looking for MFMFMM apparently, no idea on the logistics of that but good luck to em I say

At least it obeys the rule of 6! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is looking for meets. One guy wants a "side bitch", lots of men either wanting or offering discreet blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s asking if we’d like pink gin and another is asking for any places that do massage with a happy ending!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lots looking for outdoors fun

A straight guy looking to be emptied by a guy

Someone rushing to the pub for a beer

Same old, same old here "

See if you were still local to me you'd get the entertaining stuff Pixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to look for more, but now I have to go and bleach my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of boobs, a few bums. Someone wanting to treat his friend to a lady and wants to pay her and a status that looks like a veri, apparently he "hit the right spot"

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Lots of boobs, a few bums. Someone wanting to treat his friend to a lady and wants to pay her and a status that looks like a veri, apparently he "hit the right spot" "

I mean, must be a panelbeater, right?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Someone is looking for men for a suck/wank session, to scratch an itch."

Better off with cream for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone lying about his age

Please read profile first

Someone going to hide their profile

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Apparently a guy is taking his dog for a walk in a certain park and wants to know if this would be a good opportunity to suck off another man.

Get your application in quick! "

As long as the dog isn't involved

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone wants to borrow a wife to sniff something off her arse

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Someone had their cock out at work.

Quite a few offering to accommodate tonight

Someone moaning cos his gf won't give him a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I changed mine a couple of times in the last few hours as I'm so bored lol"

We've had some right classics on ours today x

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

some truly awful pics of a gaping fanny being held open so you can see the results of the days fuck & go gang bang.

plenty looking for meets in and out of their home.

And the usual subjects begging for fabs to get to page one, the usual being "fab if you want to fuck/lick/fist it/me"

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Evening all.

Same old rubbish doesn't anyone even read profiles.

Eat my Pudsey.

Can't figure out her flavour but I bet she's fruity.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Apparently there is a bukakke party in Leicester.

There's a girl beginning a (possibly misguided) journey as a sub.

Some blokes wife is off to the pub and last time she did this she ended up in some blokes bed.

All of it doesn't seem to smack of social distancing.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Pretty quiet on the western front today, apart from lots of lovely 'happy hump days'. An earlier status from a couple offering a chance to shag the husband today to maybe perhaps if possible unlock a shag of the wife tomorrow has gone - so maybe someone has taken them up on their offer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So....

Some guy sucked married, discreet cock today

Lots of silhouettes have apparently viewed me

A man has a nice new torso picture

Someone wants to know if sticking your arse out of a car window counts as socially distant dogging

And there are a lot of new penis pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some single guy is always horny and naked in his van, I wonder if he actually has any clothes, or if he gets chilly!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Some single guy is always horny and naked in his van, I wonder if he actually has any clothes, or if he gets chilly! "

Not sure his intent is to bring out your mothering instinct

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A couple of new members, one photo verified, loads of new pics and one person verified by meet

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Someone’s shooting porn at the weekend

One person wants a face full of cock

And someones updating people to let them know they are updating their profile soon

Which is nice

K

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE !!

CD gets robbed of her phone on meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody moaning about the Tories, and a thread about the Edinburgh Festival being on ,its amazing how hard i am reading these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Leaving here at the end of the month so anyone want to stay in touch drop Me a Message (tbf he leaves at least twice a month)

*NSA just fun

*Newly single and quite insecure about it all. Would love to find a fab. *Looking for a bi couple time to explore

*Hey anyone up for a little fun

*Looking to meet today

Obviously there's no covid in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

One couple only the Male is playing (that's a first )

Someone wants you to Fab her pics if you want to fuck her (another first )

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone's going away for the weekend and wants a couple to look after his wife, meet him first for a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One having a clear out one with 2000 messages to get thru and one wanting to do something naughty im guessing snatch a handbag from a granny

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Ones just had a bath

Someone else is getting a haircut

And there’s one that says ‘love your meaty pussy’ is not a compliment

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Someone has just got through their first day smoke free.

I wish them the very best of luck. I hope they post more updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman in Torquay has just changed her ringtone, or as they say in sunny Torquay, she’s bleached her asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman in Torquay has just changed her ringtone, or as they say in sunny Torquay, she’s bleached her asshole. "

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

Lorry driver pulled up wanting fun in layby.

Someone wanting dirty fun bring sniff...

20something lad wants to be sucked off right now asking who is gagging for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's gone Dogging, im sat here all on my own

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Tits

I have tits in my local update

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone was driving to work with a 6" dildo in her. Hope she made it to work on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strange status asking to pick a girl up and drop her off for the poster, he even volunteered the poor lass to pay

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Everyone seems to be looking for hot fun and fun NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And cocks to suck (aren’t we all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone was driving to work with a 6" dildo in her. Hope she made it to work on time "
Ha brilliant laughed out loud there

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Aside from various insertions, a particular couple are apparently child free on Friday and are endeavouring to enjoy the company of a couple or a bisexual lady.

Here’s hoping that they have a robust testing policy in place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked sunbathing, post-gym horniness and a search for a mistress.

A surprising lack of the usual offers of layby blowjobs in trucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone had a 4-sum, every other profile is advertising for meets

Someone is leaving their wife and someone else has left the back door unlocked and are waiting on their hands and knees in the hope that someone is going to open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest "

Oo i like custard

I might be interested

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Naked sunbathing, post-gym horniness and a search for a mistress.

A surprising lack of the usual offers of layby blowjobs in trucks. "

Are they still having difficulty crossing the channel on their return home?

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest

Oo i like custard

I might be interested "

I'm presuming cold custard which I'm not as big a fan of but might be a tad more comfortable for him

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well it's all pretty samey here.

Lots of silhouettes viewing my profile

Some blokes taken a pic of his cock while he's in the bath.

One is soooooo fucking horny.

Ones is moaning about women being rude because they never reply to him

And the local twunt is being twunty towards every woman on here, something about needing a drink or 10 to look at profiles.

Ppppft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is nipping out and will be back soon.

Someone is off to buy a plastic chair of their own.

Someone can’t stop this morning routine of wanking then peeing themselves in bed but are running out of sheets lol....so fucking horny tho x

Never saw that last one coming

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By *dreamofunicornsWoman
over a year ago

wakefield

Someone's mums out and they have a free house Thurs night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's wanting their ass spunked in

Someone else looking for a pumping

Someone else is sitting in their house in a silk nightie and silk panties, didnt get his name.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest

Oo i like custard

I might be interested "

I'll tell him you'll pm him then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest

Oo i like custard

I might be interested

I'm presuming cold custard which I'm not as big a fan of but might be a tad more comfortable for him "

No idea mate. And no I'm not asking him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I only message men as they are more likely to be polite and reply back so if you are female then you're gonna have ro make an effort and message me if u wanna fuck.”

If you’re not getting meets, try taking a leaf from this guy’s book. It obviously works for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants a full body massage

A woman wants a guy to cum in her while he is on the phone to his wife and saying how much he loves her

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lots of cock pics ...

Couldn't bring myself to read the drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone wants a full body massage

A woman wants a guy to cum in her while he is on the phone to his wife and saying how much he loves her"

brilliant! Some of these have really made me laugh

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Lots of profiles asking for meets in the next day or so And someone trying to arrange a big bukkake meet

J x

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Someone if free Saturday and wants to met someone.

One guy wants his wife to lick the cum from an other woman's pussy after the woman's partner has cum inside her....It's a Birthday surprise for his wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest

Oo i like custard

I might be interested

I'm presuming cold custard which I'm not as big a fan of but might be a tad more comfortable for him "

Oh i didn't think that through.. Cold custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is nipping out and will be back soon.

Someone is off to buy a plastic chair of their own.

Someone can’t stop this morning routine of wanking then peeing themselves in bed but are running out of sheets lol....so fucking horny tho x

Never saw that last one coming "

Why would you pee the bed

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I love reading these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love reading these. "
Been the best thread hilarious

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

No mention of custard around my neck of the woods

Tonight we have...

Someone telling you to open the door wearing just a smile.

Another due to no shows there's room on friends list now.

If my pussy wasn't ment to be kissed then it wouldn't have lips. I never knew that

And a few very nice pics of ladies with their bazookas out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my local we have a

6ft 4 bearded next to a single male who wants to be owned both viaing for attention from a couple, who's weekend has opend up and woukd like a meet on Fri or Sat night..

Thats as far as I got

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Someone's parked up for the night if anyone is interested?

Another says it's time for them to go clean shaven again.

Someone complaining about fakes and someone else asking if anyone wants to have a socially distanced walk.

Quite tame compared to normal

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"OK latest update...

Some guy wants his cock sucked whilst it covered in Custard .

I do live in a respectable area honest "

That's I win win for me, I love sucking cock and I love custard! Can't believe I've never considered combining the two. All those hours wasted.

Mrs kf x

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"One having a clear out one with 2000 messages to get thru and one wanting to do something naughty im guessing snatch a handbag from a granny "

Those filthy bagsnatchers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangbang requests

Couples hunting

Some single women with attention seeking threads

A few funny ones too.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I haven't looked for ages...I could be missing a trick. I'll get on it

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I haven't looked for ages...I could be missing a trick. I'll get on it "

Do it, always worth a peek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet

Meet

Veri

Site supporter pass

Boobs and bums

Oh and going bed... alone

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Its rude not to swallow

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By *atakoMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

locally someone on the wrong website

... "Can anyone help remove a stairlift electrically and physically?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping vagina shots. A woman has a tingling pussy....

Oh, 'Is there an electrician on the site able to fit an outside plug socket'. Apparently she will pay the going rate....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone's got an inbox full of hairy Dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Would love to lick a mature pussy”

Well my neighbour’s cat it pushing 18, so you may just be in luck....

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Gaping vagina shots. A woman has a tingling pussy....

Oh, 'Is there an electrician on the site able to fit an outside plug socket'. Apparently she will pay the going rate....

"

Is that a euphemism?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A single bi female is looking for another bi female for tonight. No Men as she has a FB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When its a jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanting a sports masseuse

Lots of naked pics ... some a little gynaecological

Horny in the sunshine people

A tit wank

A lady who wants help to pop her club cherry

A notice that a club page is now open ... *wonders which club

Two couples and three singles looked at our profile

A lady called Anita has some really pretty stockings with a bow on the back

A single man pretending to be a couple (I can’t be sure obvs but looks sus to me lol)

And an easily distracted lady

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Think the sunshine is making everyone horny today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of freedom is bringing everyone out of hibernation, dusting off profiles and searching for vwe men.

Oh and a lot of clunge on display, not that I'm complaining about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of men looking to meet in the north east..... with quite a few new pics of people playing ..... and peeps viewing profile ...... not really that interesting to be honest xxxxx

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Lovely girl constantly posting and I quote here !!!!

Fat slag looking to be filled and always swolllows come fill fat piggy !

It’s tempting

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Alot of folk looking to eat cats, a parade of cocks and a man wishing to fuck in his truck.

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By *rchid0103Woman
over a year ago

Southport

Someone is looking for a fem to join in a mfmf as his mate is travelling up from London and has promised him a treat on arrival.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"A single man pretending to be a couple (I can’t be sure obvs but looks sus to me lol) "

Does this actually happen on Fab?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Some woman is bored.

Another one can't bring herself to remove two friends on here who are now dead

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"One couple only the Male is playing (that's a first )

Someone wants you to Fab her pics if you want to fuck her (another first )"

Its her only status. Literally every other day if not more often.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Woman is looking for older Men

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

One women is looking forward to wearing deodorant tomorrow evening.

I want to tell her she can use roll-on any day but perhaps she is running out.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

There's a Peroni beer bottle inserted in a Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely.. Nothing

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

One woman got blocked by her FB (who is married) because she met someone else last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very quiet on my local updates tonight... although I did see one photo that gave me serious kitchen envy - very nice tiles & backsplash.

i'm probably missing the point of the photo though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone fancies being a bit of a toy boy and someone else really fancies wanking into your well worn undies, socks and shoes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems it’s all about men asking for meets ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two brand new profiles with identical content, both wanting to cheat on their long term cuck boyfriend. Imagine the odds on that.

Male from a couple, wanting to rim a man. His partner isn't around today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking for the names of the men that filled her up the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boasting about fingering some woman in the jacuzzi at the gym

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Someone is asking for the names of the men that filled her up the other night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is asking for the names of the men that filled her up the other night

"

Classy x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lots looking at my profile

Lots of schlong uploaded

Lots enjoying the weather/wanting meets/moaning noones meeting

Ariel is back!! Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone “wants to be pounded infront of there husband must be able to accommodate and be free immediately”

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Just in

Fab night with a Fab couple

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh and a couple has converted their vanilla friends to the world of fab via their hottub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some drama between a young fab straight guy and a gay guy both with bitchy statuses about the other

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lots of women looking for FWBs. Has the pandemic tarnished the allure of random hook-ups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some drama between a young fab straight guy and a gay guy both with bitchy statuses about the other "

Bring back Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody has had latex on in the sun

Someone else is off for a walk in the woods

And if anyone wants to have phone sex, someone has given out their number

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Some drama between a young fab straight guy and a gay guy both with bitchy statuses about the other

Bring back Jeremy Kyle "

We loved that show

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone is looking for hung cocks now

Someone is out dogging until 11pm

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

I copied and pasted a local update to this thread and got a 48 hour ban so be careful guys x

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