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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss

So while looking at jobs online on a well know job search engine I happend to come (ahem) across a job role of 'Penetration Tester'!

The advert then went on to state they looking for a Penetration Tester to join the growing team. Stating that if you want to sharpen your Penetration skills and gain more responsibilities then this is the job for you!!

Now I may have a dirty mind or just plain childish - but this made me giggle so much.

Any other interesting job titles out there? Why not share the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I’m looking to become a penetration tester haha

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

It's not just with your mind in the gutter

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Funnily enough I’m looking to become a penetration tester haha "

Well apparently after a period of induction you start working with and shadowing the senior consultants to improve your penetration skills

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"It's not just with your mind in the gutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funnily enough I’m looking to become a penetration tester haha

Well apparently after a period of induction you start working with and shadowing the senior consultants to improve your penetration skills "

Ah well I can’t wait to meet a senior penetrator. Now who can help me prepare for an interview?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penetration testing is always something I've been keeping my eye on as an option career-wise. I just don't think I could keep a straight face if I ever became one

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Horizontal Borer is one that always makes me snigger

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Funnily enough I’m looking to become a penetration tester haha

Well apparently after a period of induction you start working with and shadowing the senior consultants to improve your penetration skills "
that would make you a double penetration consultant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a penetration tester, but don’t know if I could hack it.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's not just you....

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

FBI, Federal Boob Inspector would be a great job if that was actually what it was. A penetration tester sounds like it has some great perks, depends what you’re penetrating though

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Penetration testing is part of software testing, which is my current career. It's to do with penetrating IT security measures and breaking into systems you are not supposed to have access to. Luke

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I work in food process and they’re frequently advertising for boners in meat plants which I think is a fantastic job title for a bloke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Funnily enough I’m looking to become a penetration tester haha

Well apparently after a period of induction you start working with and shadowing the senior consultants to improve your penetration skills "

To be honest, I'd quite like to see that job ad. It sounds quite interesting, and not because of the smutty interpretation. Luke

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London


"So while looking at jobs online on a well know job search engine I happend to come (ahem) across a job role of 'Penetration Tester'!

The advert then went on to state they looking for a Penetration Tester to join the growing team. Stating that if you want to sharpen your Penetration skills and gain more responsibilities then this is the job for you!!

Now I may have a dirty mind or just plain childish - but this made me giggle so much.

Any other interesting job titles out there? Why not share the fun "

A penetration tester is someone who breaks into a computer system for fun and for profit. Unlike a hacker, who uses similar skills and techniques, a penetration tester has actually the permission of the owner of that system. Very useful if you want to find out if a computer system has any security gaps. A penetration test is also called a "White Hat Hacker", the bad guys are wearing a "Black Hat".

"Grey Hat Hacker" are undecided on which side they are, but are open to suggestion if they receive sufficient encouragement (e.g. money)

Other funny job titles are

- Scrum Master (Project manager for computer programming)

- Cloud designer (Planning and implementation of special computer systems)

- Big Iron operator (someone responsible for big and old-fashioned computers)

We IT people love funny names and titles, it is the only way to get attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be a penetration tester, but don’t know if I could hack it....."

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

analyst always makes me giggle.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've been asked to measure some flanges in the past

And

Grab a few nipples.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Penetration testing is part of software testing, which is my current career. It's to do with penetrating IT security measures and breaking into systems you are not supposed to have access to. Luke "

And IT stands for “Inbetween Thighs” right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know if they hold team building seminars

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Horizontal Borer is one that always makes me snigger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will not believe this but, but this is actually my job... Otherwise known as ethical hacker haha

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"It's not just you.... "

That's OK then

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Penetration testing is part of software testing, which is my current career. It's to do with penetrating IT security measures and breaking into systems you are not supposed to have access to. Luke "

Yeah - I read into it a wee bit as couldn't believe how the first part of the advert started! I'm sure it grabs the attention though

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"You will not believe this but, but this is actually my job... Otherwise known as ethical hacker haha "

Awww ethical hacker isn't as fun! Imagines of people asking you what you do for a living and saying Penetration tester are so much more fun

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Penetration testing is part of software testing, which is my current career. It's to do with penetrating IT security measures and breaking into systems you are not supposed to have access to. Luke

And IT stands for “Inbetween Thighs” right?"

Well I hope that's where you're heading Jim

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Penetration testing is part of software testing, which is my current career. It's to do with penetrating IT security measures and breaking into systems you are not supposed to have access to. Luke

And IT stands for “Inbetween Thighs” right?

Well I hope that's where you're heading Jim "

I’ll have that chastity belt off in a flash.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It wasn't his job, but the Legend Roy Chubby Brown used to say

"I'm not a Gyencologist, but I'll have a fucking good look at it for you"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Therapist

You have to be very careful with the letter spacing. It could put a lot of people off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time the DPD van comes in the street I can’t help but read DP’d

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By *ede OP   Woman
over a year ago

the abyss

love them!!!

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I once saw a job advert in the local Job Centre. It was for a Vague inspector looking at ladies front bottoms and inspecting for anomalies. I went to the Center and the bloke said I had to go to Cornwall. I said "is that where the job is?" He said 'no, that's where the back of the queue is!!"

Boom boom!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Working for AOL sounds a bit rude

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