FabSwingers.com forum: FOR SALE: New Usernames

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.

£5 each or 3 for £15

The New Norman

DS Bed Tastings

The Disclaimers

Phil The Geek

Andre The Pedant

Kent Boppers

God Save The Peen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 for £19.99?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tesco?"

Private sales only.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Il buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il buy"

Hold your horses. I'm negotiating

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Il buy

Hold your horses. I'm negotiating

Ok xx il wait

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is there a discount if you take two

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Who wouldn’t want to be called God Save the Peen, that’s a money maker for sure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The new norman

Is he tall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a discount if you take two

Depends how many profiles you have!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details. "

On it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a discount if you take two

£10 for two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The new norman

Is he tall?"

You just be 5ft 9 or taller to purchase.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The new norman

Is he tall?

You just be 5ft 9 or taller to purchase. "

In x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is there a discount if you take two

Depends how many profiles you have!"

Just incase you get bored of the 1st one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have one....and a new username

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is username 'Cake' available?

A see a lot of ladies like cake.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have one....and a new username

Chunky's chick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

On it

The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:

Suck Cede

Annie Cede

Cede Vicious

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Is Shitty Pants available? I'd like a new username.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Shitty Pants available? I'd like a new username."

If you look at the top photos, you'll see that Shitty Pants has sadly been taken.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know a certain someone who'd quite like God Save the Peen

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"The new norman

Is he tall?"

No he just got a haircut

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

On it

The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:

Suck Cede

Annie Cede

Cede Vicious"

Ooohhhh decisions decisions

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Is Shitty Pants available? I'd like a new username.

If you look at the top photos, you'll see that Shitty Pants has sadly been taken. "

Can you check the algorithm again please?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Liking the bespoke ones...something that grabs attention while immediately making them scroll faster

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

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The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:

Suck Cede

Annie Cede

Cede Vicious

Ooohhhh decisions decisions

Cede Vicious is unforgettable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Shitty Pants available? I'd like a new username.

If you look at the top photos, you'll see that Shitty Pants has sadly been taken.

Can you check the algorithm again please? "

The algorithm has spat out the following for you:

Meli Addicts

Fora Batty

Voice of the Balls

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Madame butterfloo taken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is

Madame butterfloo taken?"

I'm afraid so.

However, "I can't believe it's not Butterfloo" is available.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is

Madame butterfloo taken?

I'm afraid so.

However, "I can't believe it's not Butterfloo" is available. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?"

Sheriff of Squattingham is free?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?"

Kitty me Titty pretty in pinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a bespoke one please...

Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.

(After this year it is rather apt)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a bespoke one please...

Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.

(After this year it is rather apt)"

Hold'em Virginia

Virginia Splayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a bespoke one please...

Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.

(After this year it is rather apt)

Hold'em Virginia

Virginia Splayed"

I’ll take them both please... bank transfer on the way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just been to the bank so if I get a good enough one I'll play along

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a bespoke one please...

Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.

(After this year it is rather apt)

Hold'em Virginia

Virginia Splayed

I’ll take them both please... bank transfer on the way

SOLD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?

Sheriff of Squattingham is free?"

Hahahaha I love this

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The algorithm has spat out the following for you:

Meli Addicts

Fora Batty

Voice of the Balls"

Voice of the Balls is the name I didn't know I needed until I read it.

Thanks algorithm, you're spitting out some beauts.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wait. It's too long.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nah, I'll stick with Ronnie Hotdogs thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait. It's too long.

I've never heard that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll stick with Ronnie Hotdogs thanks."

OK Honky Tonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juan Ball

Ivor Biggen

Wealthy Big Penis

3 for a pound

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are there any countships.. earls ..lordships or right horribles going cheap?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?

Sheriff of Squattingham is free?

Hahahaha I love this

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that's gotta be yours

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

On it

The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:

Suck Cede

Annie Cede

Cede Vicious

Ooohhhh decisions decisions

Cede Vicious is unforgettable

That's what I'm leaning too aswell

allow I'm a pussycat really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?"

Beauty and the East

East Bender

East Infection

q6545

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How about trudie gloomy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What's mine?

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?"

Out of interest, what sort of backup and recovery system are you running on your primary username? If it fails, are you looking for an automated hot standby or just rely on documented manual invocation?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's mine?

Firecrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?

Beauty and the East

East Bender

East Infection

q6545"

I like East Infection. Sold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?

Beauty and the East

East Bender

East Infection

q6545

I like East Infection. Sold."

Another satisfied customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?

I use Google's Cloud-based Username and Personality Backup system. If I paid extra I could get the ability to tweak it and return as a whole different user.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.

Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.

Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?

I use the patented BacksackandcrackUp technology.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What's mine?

Firecrackers "

I like it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's mine?

Firecrackers

I like it

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.

Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.

Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?"

The following bespoke names are available:

Special Branch

Happy Stump Day

Mix Jagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Bruce's Muse?

Iron Maiden wrote a few songs about Charlotte the Harlot, 22 Acacia Avenue, Charlotte the Harlot, Hooks in you and From here to eternity.

You probably didn't need to know all that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.

Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.

Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?

The following bespoke names are available:

Special Branch

Happy Stump Day

Mix Jagger"

I'll take Special Branch. Cheque in the post ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Posh Manc

Charlotte Phwoarkins

That's your Harlot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.

Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.

Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?

The following bespoke names are available:

Special Branch

Happy Stump Day

Mix Jagger

I'll take Special Branch. Cheque in the post ok?"

SOLD!

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Bruce's Muse?

Iron Maiden wrote a few songs about Charlotte the Harlot, 22 Acacia Avenue, Charlotte the Harlot, Hooks in you and From here to eternity.

You probably didn't need to know all that though.

Haha, the link is a bit too tenuous for me given I’m not into Iron Maiden, soz

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Posh Manc

Charlotte Phwoarkins

That's your Harlot"

Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Posh Manc

Charlotte Phwoarkins

That's your Harlot

Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal?

DM to discuss

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today

I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me

Posh Manc

Charlotte Phwoarkins

That's your Harlot

Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal?

DM to discuss

Touché

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm not getting involved in this, and Alice Winger is not up for grabs either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting involved in this, and Alice Winger is not up for grabs either

The Masked Winger

Wingermouse

Winger Winger Roses

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm not getting involved in this, and Alice Winger is not up for grabs either

Ace Wanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement

So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.

You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement

So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.

You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you? "

I'm afraid not. For you though, the following are available:

Chase Winger

Cannock Chameleon

Chaseon Donovan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement

So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.

You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you?

I'm afraid not. For you though, the following are available:

Chase Winger

Cannock Chameleon

Chaseon Donovan

SOLD! SOLD! SOLD!

1 Chase Minger username purchased.

Cheers matey.

The 33 dollar love you long time Travers Cheque is in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some new ones hot of the press, come get yours before they go.

DickRodwell

ICanSeeYourPixels

LactoseTheIntolerent

CourtesyFlush

LOWERCASE DUDE

CoolStoryBro

SuckMyFatOne

HotButteryPopcorn

AssThatWontQuit

JennyForTheCock

VolvoVontz

LowerYourExpectations

RodDickwell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt. "

Need some more suggestions for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt.

Need some more suggestions for the ladies

The algorithm says:

Meghan Sparkle

Ginger Todgers

Chesty La Rue

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

May I be as bold as to put the following forward?

Clitoris Cliff

Banging baps Miss Daisy

Richard Cranium

Ball Bag Barry

Sandra Suck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt.

Need some more suggestions for the ladies

SurreySeemsToBeTheHardestCock

FastAndTheBiCurious

FluffyCookie

AshleySaidWhat

CoolShirtBra

Avocadorable

AverageForumUser

ElfishParsley

TeaBaggins

FurReal

CherryPicked

AnitaDick

E. Norma Stits

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please

£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.

On it

The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:

Suck Cede

Annie Cede

Cede Vicious

Ooohhhh decisions decisions

Just add a “y” to your existing name. You can have that one for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump!

I need a bespoke one OP?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I was thinking of changing my username but I don’t see one I like.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread

Do me! Do me!

Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco?

Private sales only. "

Ever Lidl helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump!

I need a bespoke one OP?"

Algorithm says:

Frances Rossi

Lateral Flow Tess

Rossa Rachel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread

Do me! Do me!

Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please

Mrs kf x"

I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:

Scotch Leg

Tartan Vicar

Thighland Fling

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread

Do me! Do me!

Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please

Mrs kf x

I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:

Scotch Leg

Tartan Vicar

Thighland Fling"

Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread

Do me! Do me!

Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please

Mrs kf x

I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:

Scotch Leg

Tartan Vicar

Thighland Fling

Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish

It works off GPS unless you're a nominal and we've got your DNA on the database.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread

Do me! Do me!

Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please

Mrs kf x

I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:

Scotch Leg

Tartan Vicar

Thighland Fling

Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish

It works off GPS unless you're a nominal and we've got your DNA on the database. "

That's a bit of a problem. Time to upgrade the algorithm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump!

I need a bespoke one OP?

Algorithm says:

Frances Rossi

Lateral Flow Tess

Rossa Rachel

I think your algorithm wants to give me an identity crisis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never change my name because let's be honest, it is amazing.

However, I would be interested to see what you can come up with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump!

I need a bespoke one OP?

Algorithm says:

Frances Rossi

Lateral Flow Tess

Rossa Rachel

I think your algorithm wants to give me an identity crisis!"

Three solid names there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you my socks for a new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would never change my name because let's be honest, it is amazing.

However, I would be interested to see what you can come up with "

The algorithm says you've had more than enough over the years but here are a couple more:

Quim'll Fix It

Wander Woman

The Wandering Quimstrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you my socks for a new one "

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you my socks for a new one

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes"

You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you my socks for a new one

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes

You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer. "

Oh Faecal Attraction

and you're giving all this away for free!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you my socks for a new one

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes

You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.

Oh Faecal Attraction

and you're giving all this away for free!! "

Not quite free. Socks please.

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

Still chuckling my head off at this thread

A friend of a friend wants to write a sitcom about the swinging world after I’ve mistakenly told her a few choice tales. I suspect she may want to use some of the names generated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

What can I change mine to?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Brilliant

What can I change mine to?"

Jizzpixie really suits you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant

What can I change mine to?"

Aesop's Mabel.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm not getting involved in this, and Alice Winger is not up for grabs either

Ace Wanger

That's for me to know, and you to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant

What can I change mine to?

Jizzpixie really suits you

That is actually my fave term of endearment from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant

What can I change mine to?

Aesop's Mabel. "

Haha! So I need a moral to my story then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant

What can I change mine to?

Aesop's Mabel.

Haha! So I need a moral to my story then?"

You always need an oral to your story.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What has the algorithm suggested for you, OP?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'll give you my socks for a new one

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes

You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.

Oh Faecal Attraction

and you're giving all this away for free!! "

Wait, does this mean Crunchy Butt Pornflakes is going begging? Me please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you my socks for a new one

Mmm. Socks

Faecal Attraction

The Impossible Cream

Crunchy Butt Pornflakes

You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.

Oh Faecal Attraction

and you're giving all this away for free!!

Wait, does this mean Crunchy Butt Pornflakes is going begging? Me please!

SOLD!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lols @ LOWERCASE DUDE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never change my name because let's be honest, it is amazing.

However, I would be interested to see what you can come up with

The algorithm says you've had more than enough over the years but here are a couple more:

Quim'll Fix It

Wander Woman

The Wandering Quimstrel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new one. anyone have one for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a new one. anyone have one for me?

Big Mac & Dumfries

Posh Wonk

Sane In The Arse

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By *lenn FairlightMan
over a year ago

East Kent

Chode and a Hole any use to you? Yours for £6 plus VAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks

Jesus Rach Christ

I Know What You Did Last Somerset

Cuntry Bumpkin

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over a year ago

"Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks

Jesus Rach Christ

I Know What You Did Last Somerset

Cuntry Bumpkin"

Why I thought it’d be funny, I have no idea. No one knew who I was for a week

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

These are Poundstretcher rip offs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sane In The Arse"

I do like that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are Poundstretcher rip offs! "

DiamanteCougar

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

I so need a new one !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I so need a new one !!"

Mayor of Slondon

Simon Slang

The Shafty Cockney

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

" I so need a new one !!

Mayor of Slondon

Simon Slang

The Shafty Cockney"

Great suggestions !

I'm thinking

MonochromeM

For the fact I seem to have far to many B&W photos !

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

"Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks

Jesus Rach Christ

I Know What You Did Last Somerset

Cuntry Bumpkin"

OMG I’m killing myself laughing again at these

If swingers clubs did stand up nights, I’m sure you could be the Tim Vine equivalent

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

"The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.

£5 each or 3 for £15

The New Norman

DS Bed Tastings

The Disclaimers

Phil The Geek

Andre The Pedant

Kent Boppers

God Save The Peen"

Poundshop Ricky Gervais

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Salford

"The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.

£5 each or 3 for £15

The New Norman

DS Bed Tastings

The Disclaimers

Phil The Geek

Andre The Pedant

Kent Boppers

God Save The Peen"

OP I need perking up with some more hilarious suggestions from the algorithm

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