FabSwingers.com forum: What would you call it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s some words that make something sound horrible to me (eg-Cum kiss ), gets me thinking if you can make something Sound better to yourself if you carry a thesaurus around in your back pocket.

Me - I am not cheap! I am just frugal.

Anyone else join in with this? Can you make something sound better?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Well cum kiss is snowballing surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a cunt I’m a rascal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a cunt I’m a rascal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a blowjob I want to be fellated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't suffer from premature ejaculation, I cum with alacrity

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm not anal, I just like things done a certain way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not anal, I just like things done a certain way

Surely burgling the chuckney locker sounds more passionate than that plain old anal word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been blocked, I have been blessed with an opportunity to avoid wasted minutes reading a profile of someone who isn't compatible with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies don't fanny fart they muff puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)"

I've started saying 'Don't be cunty' as it sounds less harsh

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’m not weird, I just don’t conform to stereotypical thoughts of what’s normal

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)

I've started saying 'Don't be cunty' as it sounds less harsh

Oh Cede.. I feel like a proud mumma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)"

I just gave myself a new crown

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)

I've started saying 'Don't be cunty' as it sounds less harsh

Oh Cede.. I feel like a proud mumma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)

I just gave myself a new crown

Love it "

*bows*

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How about cunt becoming Cuntess of Vaginashire?

;)

I've started saying 'Don't be cunty' as it sounds less harsh

Oh Cede.. I feel like a proud mumma

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m not a crossdresser or transvestite I’m a mutinous gender warrior...grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone wanting fuck my cunt hole. That made me pause for a moment to keep in the giggles.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?"

Fizzing frenchie would be my goto.

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Ladies don't fanny fart they muff puff

Omg that’s cracked me up!!! I’m using that in future xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?"

A slimy face hug?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?

A slimy face hug?"

That's what happens when my knickers land on someone's head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?

A slimy face hug?

That's what happens when my knickers land on someone's head "

I am having Alien images appearing in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't rim I toung punch there fart box

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?

A slimy face hug?

That's what happens when my knickers land on someone's head

I am having Alien images appearing in my mind"

You're closer than you realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't been blocked, I have been blessed with an opportunity to avoid wasted minutes reading a profile of someone who isn't compatible with me

Lol love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not counterblocking I’m saying ‘You can’t sack me, I quit!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged"

fighting the challenge daily without breaking a sweat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies don't fanny fart they muff puff

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?"

It probably depends on the taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about calling a cum kiss a fizzing frenchie? A jizzy jawlocking? A spunky slobber?

That less vom inducing?

A slimy face hug?

That's what happens when my knickers land on someone's head "

I would be OK with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't been blocked, I have been blessed with an opportunity to avoid wasted minutes reading a profile of someone who isn't compatible with me

Lol love this"

This is the winner for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not really bad looking you’re fugly

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