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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm outraged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down "

Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I was so hoping this was going to be a thread about sloppy wet fangeens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I was so hoping this was going to be a thread about sloppy wet fangeens "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it "

What would you suggest?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down "

You need a dry tosser

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!"

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind a dry lettuce

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!"

Don’t want to be letting that damp lettuce get mouldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though"

Not if I spin in gently

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser "

Can you get those in IKEA

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down "

awww the extreme minutiae of the covid conversation

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down "

I hope it wasn't a Swedish salad spinner?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it

What would you suggest?"

What are you willing to sacrifice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I toss Nicky's salad, she tosses mine. We are here looking for new salad tossers.... (Please don't recommend Argos).

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though

Not if I spin in gently "

Then how well spun would it be?

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down awww the extreme minutiae of the covid conversation "

Got to get our kicks somewhere

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you. "

I need saving

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you got a fondue set as well?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Bugger, I was getting all excited, it's all dried up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though

Not if I spin in gently

Then how well spun would it be? "

Well thats not the point!

It should be called a salad drier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a fondue set as well? "

No but iv got different sized freezer bags.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

I hope it wasn't a Swedish salad spinner?! "

I was worried I’d need the urban dictionary for this

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I like a bit of salad spinning better than dabbing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Have you got a fondue set as well?

No but iv got different sized freezer bags. "

I reuse resealable cheese bags

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though

Not if I spin in gently

Then how well spun would it be?

Well thats not the point!

It should be called a salad drier!"

You should write a strongly worded complaint letter

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Have you got a fondue set as well?

No but iv got different sized freezer bags. I reuse resealable cheese bags "

Oh I hack those to pieces

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By *ustfulmusingCouple
over a year ago

ilpseich


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down "

I find that a salad spinner is a good way to dry my phallic shaped vegetables after washing then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was so hoping this was going to be a thread about sloppy wet fangeens "

Me too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They are bloody marvellous though.

Before I got one my salads were soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its false advertising and I'm livid!

I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!

Then your tomatoes would get bruised though

Not if I spin in gently

Then how well spun would it be?

Well thats not the point!

It should be called a salad drier!

You should write a strongly worded complaint letter"

Ohhh I'm gonna!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are bloody marvellous though.

Before I got one my salads were soggy."

Ohhhh hang on! Do they make salad crisper?

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"They are bloody marvellous though.

Before I got one my salads were soggy."

There’s nothing worse than a soggy salad, need a bit of crunch

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I was so hoping this was going to be a thread about sloppy wet fangeens

Me too "

I thought the title was perfect ..... just to bring the crowd in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

I need saving "

On my way! Who should I fight?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA "

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

I need saving

On my way! Who should I fight?"

Bring your sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands"

I hope you wash them first!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands

I hope you wash them first!"

I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands

I hope you wash them first!

I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing "

Freshly sanitised hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands

I hope you wash them first!

I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing "

good hygiene is essential when tossing.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce

We feel so let down

You need a dry tosser

Can you get those in IKEA

I have no idea, I just toss with my hands

I hope you wash them first!

I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing

good hygiene is essential when tossing. "

Definitely, especially if someone is putting it in their mouth after it's been well tossed

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

I need saving

On my way! Who should I fight?

Bring your sword "

Sure! Let me grind the rust out first!

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

I need saving

On my way! Who should I fight?

Bring your sword

Sure! Let me grind the rust out first!"

Did you leave it out in the rain

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They are bloody marvellous though.

Before I got one my salads were soggy.

Ohhhh hang on! Do they make salad crisper?"

They take all the moisture from the leaves, so I suppose they do.

I love mine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread. "

She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce used to be used as a traditional remedy for mastitis when women couldn’t breast feed - wet lettuce leaves layered on the breasts.

Sounds a bit kinky

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread.

She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one "

I was going to say ..... giving me one .... is that all

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.

I need saving

On my way! Who should I fight?

Bring your sword

Sure! Let me grind the rust out first!

Did you leave it out in the rain "

If he did then he should have made sure to give it a toss now and then

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread.

She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one

I was going to say ..... giving me one .... is that all "

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