FabSwingers.com forum: Words that should be banned from everyday usage:

By *lice Malice OP Woman
over a year ago

The Facility

For a start, I'd ban the use of lol. It has become so common place that I've heard it said out loud (without laughing!). It's used like punctuation in some messages too.

I'm guilty of overusing it whilst trying to emphasise humour online.

Can you imagine getting a time out every time you tried to send a message containing lol?

Some people never use that word of course and I think you're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In person - actaully, so basically, like like

In text - moist, squelch

Theres just something about them that doesn't sit right with me

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Hun. Absolutely hate it.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"In person - actaully, so basically, like like

In text - moist, squelch

Theres just something about them that doesn't sit right with me"

I just shuddered, me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

juices.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Gash and minge, absolutely vile words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"juices.

Px "

It's such a moist word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Gusset."

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Cromulent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*tries desperately not to say itttttttt

lol

It’s there in our profile though, admitting I do it, so no surprises when I lol all over the place. I haven’t ever said it out loud though. Oh ... maybe ... but only sarcastically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we banned words then you could be fooled into thinking someone is far more interesting and intelligent than they are, I say keep all the words, then I can see what people I have zero in common with and thus avoid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gusset."

I don't get the furore over this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So. At the beginning of a sentence when they mean Therefore.

Like. Kinda. Kinda like.

Literally when they mean Figuratively (I know you don’t say Figuratively, but that’s the context).

Shall I stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s personal preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"juices.

It's such a moist word.

I do like moist as a word - it's almost onomatopoeic.

I wouldn't ban any words but I would ban emojis.

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"juices.

Px "

I'm so grateful when they describe baked beans as being in sauce, not juice. Blargh.

And 'like' all the time.

I work with some, like, really posh people and although they are, like, rilly highly educated their grammar is really, like, poor? And it just makes you want to, like, throttle them?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I like the word Gash, but only when referring to something that is awful.

I hate the modern use of "Awesome".

Prefer "Mega".

One thing that grips my shit though is when people say, when in a cafe, shop, on the phone..."Can I get...".

I wish the person would say "No, thats what I am here for".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s just a generational difference

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Innit

Bruv

Geezer

Would of

Should of

Howzit

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

Yous as in 'How are yous' rather than 'How are you both'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we banned words then you could be fooled into thinking someone is far more interesting and intelligent than they are, I say keep all the words, then I can see what people I have zero in common with and thus avoid them. "

Top bantz CJ lol lol lol lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Super.

As in I am super excited.

They just remind me, of Geoffrey from rainbow when they say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top bantz CJ lol lol lol lol"

*Crosses off my to do list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist gusset lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this user has just been banned for the use of lol" 13/03/2021 19:11:32

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By *orthernGinge-93Man
over a year ago

Northeast

Moist makes me cringe.

I use the word "like" in person far too much, but not through text. I think it's the area/accent it's so common up here.

Fanny or willy, makes me feel like I'm talking to a child makes me cringe hard, I'd rather you say cunt/cock or something along those lines.

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By *therealLifeMan
over a year ago

Woking

Congeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush

Oh my days

Hun

Babe

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Lush

Oh my days

Hun

Babe

Oh my days hun, you is a total babe innit an you is lush too

Ban the lot along with gurls as well, Oh and boipussy while whoever is banning them is at it please, both boil my piss!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The word I hate, like, is really, like, the word Of as in off of. Like Offof, like aint a really word, like. Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a start, I'd ban the use of lol. It has become so common place that I've heard it said out loud (without laughing!). It's used like punctuation in some messages too.

I'm guilty of overusing it whilst trying to emphasise humour online.

Can you imagine getting a time out every time you tried to send a message containing lol?

Some people never use that word of course and I think you're awesome

Over using the word 'actually' gets on my nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe

Bud

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By *uksodeepMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Gaijin and Gold diger word and personal xd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever

It is what it is

I cringe at people using the word c*nt. It's so vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lush

Oh my days

Hun

Babe

Oh my days hun, you is a total babe innit an you is lush too

Ban the lot along with gurls as well, Oh and boipussy while whoever is banning them is at it please, both boil my piss! "

Wtf is boipussy? Never heard of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pawg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun ...

At the end of the day...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Offended, cancel culture, snowflake, personal responsibility

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Not a word but a phrase: New normal.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hubby and wifey! Make me want to throw up in my mouth. Only used by people with bond china cat plates on their walls.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Lush

Simples

Cool beans

Snuggle

Amazeballs

‘Google is your friend’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the word BABE!!!!!it makes me cringe and is just wrong on every level as any form of endearment

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Using the word BABE!!!!!it makes me cringe and is just wrong on every level as any form of endearment "

Oh I've got a friend who calls me babe on here and from him it's just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cu#twaffle wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby and wifey! Make me want to throw up in my mouth. Only used by people with bond china cat plates on their walls. "

I use "hubby" as an affectionate way of referring to my man. No bone China and allergic to cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sweet'

Apart from when Stewie says it in Family guy.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I like the word Gash, but only when referring to something that is awful.

I hate the modern use of "Awesome".

Prefer "Mega".

One thing that grips my shit though is when people say, when in a cafe, shop, on the phone..."Can I get...".

I wish the person would say "No, thats what I am here for".

Another Americanism I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second this. I cannot stand to be called ‘hun’. It’s bordering on offensive to me.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'I'm good thank-you'

No you're not, you're very well, or you're doing fine, or you're doing ok (at a push).

Another Americanism

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Anyone starting an answer with 'so'

Another Americanism.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'Going forward'

Mostly said during meetings by a pretentious twat.

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

The N word. Should be removed from any use.

If everyone can't use it it needs to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny.

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By *ixieandfairyCouple
over a year ago

St Helier

Peeps! Hate it!

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"'Going forward'

Mostly said during meetings by a pretentious twat."

I was going to say this.

Another work one that drives me crazy is 'amalgamate'. Usually said by the same pretentious twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also using 'sick' to describe something that is good.

Another - "my G"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The N word. Should be removed from any use.

If everyone can't use it it needs to go."
how would a rapper refer to his breatherin in a song if he can't use this word??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americanism and pretentious should be consigned somewhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with so many I can’t quote them all but moist

... gusset

... and someone even said moist gusset and I thought I’d heave

Gash was added as a disliked word ... I think gush is fairly retch-making but lots like that word I know

Hun is cringy to me - it makes me feel irritated when the person saying it is most probably just being nice ... that and babe ewww don’t, just don’t

I’m still going to say lol and like emojis way too much though

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I hate burglarise (usually heard on American detective shows).

And legit which my oldest has recently started using all the time e.g this is legit the best YouTube video in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Willy and Fanny.

It's Cock and Pussy.

At a push would accept "Mr toot toot" and "Magical Flower". But only if you have big tits. M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japs eye which is borderline racist

"Well" when used to start a sentence because you're obviously going to talk to me like I'm 5

And in football, "Game's gone" when a VAR decision doesn't go your way

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Karen when describing an assertive opinionated woman...strangly men with those attributes get called Alphas...one rule for us etc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karen when describing an assertive opinionated woman...strangly men with those attributes get called Alphas...one rule for us etc! "

It didn't start out that way, it was mainly used as a meme for entitled women in customer service situations who have unreasonable demands but I do think it's been diluted to the definition you've given though.

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By *hatawasteMan
over a year ago

stafford

"For a start, I'd ban the use of lol. It has become so common place that I've heard it said out loud (without laughing!). It's used like punctuation in some messages too.

I'm guilty of overusing it whilst trying to emphasise humour online.

Can you imagine getting a time out every time you tried to send a message containing lol?

Some people never use that word of course and I think you're awesome

SO.. which is completely done to death and childish in my view .

'Dropped' as in album, vest, pc game, whatever is released.. Not dropped

' I'm not comfortable with'

most rubbish phrase of all.. A phrase that's designed to get someone's back up as far as I can see.

Reach out... Another rubbish phrase meaning.. Get in touch with..

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Penultimate

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"In person - actaully, so basically, like like

In text - moist, squelch

Theres just something about them that doesn't sit right with me"

That awful "moist" word for sure.

I also have an extreme dislike for the work 'physicality'. It gets used multiple times in every rugby interview over here and it drives me nuts!

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Lush!

No words needed.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I like the word Gash, but only when referring to something that is awful.

I hate the modern use of "Awesome".

Prefer "Mega".

One thing that grips my shit though is when people say, when in a cafe, shop, on the phone..."Can I get...".

I wish the person would say "No, thats what I am here for".

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my waitress friend will point to what ever they ask for and say yes its over theyre off you go .

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"To be Fair"

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Back in the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist and gash..... they are horrid xxx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Lush

Oh my days

Hun

Babe

Oh my days hun, you is a total babe innit an you is lush too

Ban the lot along with gurls as well, Oh and boipussy while whoever is banning them is at it please, both boil my piss!

Wtf is boipussy? Never heard of that!"

Exactly!!! It's what some cd's/tv's call their arse

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I like the word Gash, but only when referring to something that is awful.

I hate the modern use of "Awesome".

Prefer "Mega".

One thing that grips my shit though is when people say, when in a cafe, shop, on the phone..."Can I get...".

I wish the person would say "No, thats what I am here for".

my waitress friend will point to what ever they ask for and say yes its over theyre off you go ."

I'd tip her if I saw her do that.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I also have a particular dislike to a word made popular on The Inbetweeners.

Clunge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Flanter.

Horrible, horrible word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flanter.

Horrible, horrible word."

Had to look that one up.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Gaijin and Gold diger word and personal xd

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Gaijin is a japansese word, you can take that up with them.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"'I'm good thank-you'

No you're not, you're very well, or you're doing fine, or you're doing ok (at a push).

Another Americanism

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OK is an American word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who likes to punctuate text messages properly, I find myself nodding in resigned despair at all of these suggestions.

I think I've turned into my grandmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word fun. If you want it to mean sex. Say sex. I prefer saying what you think. And I'm old and I don't want to spend hours thnking what some words mean to that person.

And the word mood. Sometimes I say something and they reply mood. What the hell does that mean?

I m getting old and grumpy

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Babe

Are other sweeter terms I find it a cringe

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Panties sorry but this word should be outlawed, knickers is far better, and whenever i read the P word i just think it sounds creepy like something a pedo would use.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Dude

Yet another bloody Americanism

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Literally- its completely misused e.g. 'I literally laughed my head off'.

Snowflake - as its an attempt to shut down someone's opinion by belittling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gash and minge, absolutely vile words

You forgot clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist makes me cringe.

I use the word "like" in person far too much, but not through text. I think it's the area/accent it's so common up here.

Fanny or willy, makes me feel like I'm talking to a child makes me cringe hard, I'd rather you say cunt/cock or something along those lines."

Most women hate the word cunt. I know jenny really hates it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not keen on the word no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Panties sorry but this word should be outlawed, knickers is far better, and whenever i read the P word i just think it sounds creepy like something a pedo would use.

Only the hairy cd guys use that term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So. At the beginning of a sentence when they mean Therefore. "

This !! Definitely.

So this really annoys me ::.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most women hate the word cunt. I know jenny really hates it. "

It’s really not a nice word.

Although I’ve one or two friends who, at the right moment, like to hear it.

But I think it’s a bit like calling someone a slut, context is everything.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Covid. I'm sick of hearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not keen on the word no

Ahahaaaa excellent reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most women hate the word cunt. I know jenny really hates it.

It’s really not a nice word.

Although I’ve one or two friends who, at the right moment, like to hear it.

But I think it’s a bit like calling someone a slut, context is everything. "

Cunt is so much better than pussy though - hate that p word

I read a similar thread for what words people hate and someone said cunt in a posh accent is really sexy ... more like cant ... so I’ve been saying it like that to him ever since

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I like the use of Latin "Cuni" is just enough to soften the end of the word and it is much easier on the ear.

Sounds posher too

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I hate the term "Get Go", hate it, hate it, hate it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the term "Get Go", hate it, hate it, hate it,

Xx"

The term touch-base makes me gag

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"'I'm good thank-you'

No you're not, you're very well, or you're doing fine, or you're doing ok (at a push).

Another Americanism

OK is an American word.

I know. I very nearly didn't put that in, but it HAS been used for the last century!

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