FabSwingers.com forum: I’m ill

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry you are feeling shite.

I just spent the weekend feeling the same and just rested on the sofa.

Take care of yourself and relax, hope you feel better soon x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Long distance hugs from me

Hope you feel better soon OP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course! Didn't you know it fixes everything?

Hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're ill? I'm crazy, man. No one give a crap about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

Man flu has taken a back seat of late, get well soon fella, I feel your pain

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Awww tea!

Sending hugs and I'll virtually give you a stroke if you like.

On your back, obviously

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

Man flu has taken a back seat of late, get well soon fella, I feel your pain "

It’s nice to know that in the midst of a global pandemic, I can be relied upon to be thoroughly self-centred and whinge about a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon buddy , lots of liquids and sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

Man flu has taken a back seat of late, get well soon fella, I feel your pain

It’s nice to know that in the midst of a global pandemic, I can be relied upon to be thoroughly self-centred and whinge about a cold

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Hope you feel better soon, nowt worse than a an early summer cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are with you.. man flu is the deadliest disease known to man. Take care buddy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Whack some chucking up at both ends in that too and you'll be fighting em off with a sweaty head flannel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sending you hugs TM

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Whack some chucking up at both ends in that too and you'll be fighting em off with a sweaty head flannel "

Is that what I need?

I think I’ll pass then

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

T is feeling the same but he’s gone to work. 2 paracetamol & a cup of tea will do you the world fo good x

J x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

Its not m cock thats a cure all, its what the cock does...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

T is feeling the same but he’s gone to work. 2 paracetamol & a cup of tea will do you the world fo good x

J x"

I’ve done the same, I’m currently sat at my desk

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

Yup, cock is definately the cure all. So many men have told me, it must be true. I can offer a purple one. Especially good at decongesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need tea, blankets and a good film. I'm often told a sore throat can be cured by a blow job too, never really found it to be the case though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

T is feeling the same but he’s gone to work. 2 paracetamol & a cup of tea will do you the world fo good x

J x

I’ve done the same, I’m currently sat at my desk "

In that case, I hope get your wish xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A nice spicy curry x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

Dont know so much about a cock to cure all, but I would imagine that many would suggest going to bed with something warm inside you, and something hot to gargle on.

Get well soon.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all? "

I've got a host of them leftover from feeling the same as you for the last little while.

I'll shoot them your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take paracetamol and get over it..... (joking)have early night and feel better soon

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

I've got a host of them leftover from feeling the same as you for the last little while.

I'll shoot them your way

Not literally I hope!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve got the horrid lurgey, all snotty, achey and feeling sorry for myself. Is this the point at which a fleet of guys pop up and offer me cock as a cure all?

Dont know so much about a cock to cure all, but I would imagine that many would suggest going to bed with something warm inside you, and something hot to gargle on.

Get well soon. "

That’s exactly the kind of message that I was talking about! Thanks, I feel much more double entre’d now

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