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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Was good while it lasted anyway.

Sat in my chair and a creature came and sat on the arm next to me. At first I couldn't tell if it was a big ant or a little spider. After a brief chat I learned it was a spider.

Ignorant shit has buggered off now tho, but it means I can get up and go make some grub without disturbing it.

Yes, I actually felt rejected by a fucking spider

What you got for lunch/brunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

braver woman than me.. spiders terrify me. but im basically a big baby

Just coffee for lunch.

Steak for tea though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that it would have been a ned flanders scream moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits and choc chip cookies.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I made a super cottage pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

percy pigs party time for me

I'm doing really well cooking proper, healthy meals in the evening but my breakfast (if i have it! and dinners have gone totally to pot since I have worked from home

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I made a super cottage pie

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no spiders were involved

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By *unkipaMan
over a year ago

Southend

I like to think I'd be equally sanguine but I know I'd have screamed like a babysitter in cheap horror flick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef n peanuts

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've just peeped to see if I could spot it.

It's down the side of the arm.

If it was flying ant day I'd go snag him one.

I wonder if it can sense my longing to be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just peeped to see if I could spot it.

It's down the side of the arm.

If it was flying ant day I'd go snag him one.

I wonder if it can sense my longing to be friends

Creatures make far better friends. They are honest and non-judgmental. Except for cats. Evil little feckers they are..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just peeped to see if I could spot it.

It's down the side of the arm.

If it was flying ant day I'd go snag him one.

I wonder if it can sense my longing to be friends

I only have three legs can I be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider big nope for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny spiders are ok but big ones with hairy knees are not

For lunch I had a ham & egg salad.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider big nope for me.

Spiders are cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have run away screaming, I don't like spiders.

I had peanut butter on toast for lunch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Spiders .

We have Simon here at work in the backyard , our pet Spider for 3 years now

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I normally chuck em out or vac them up, I'm missing the woof I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider big nope for me.

Spiders are cute"

Wolf spider not cute. With hundreds of baby spiders hate them. They carry them on their backs. First time one was in the house I tried sweeping it out the door. It turned into a spider riot.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I come sit with you Peach?

I'm feeling in need of a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dinner curds and whey buy any chance?

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