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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while: Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right? Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one? Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "Oooooo! He can have his wicked way with me in that summer house any time  | |||
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while: Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right? Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one? Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "Beer on me!   | |||
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while: Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right? Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one? Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football!
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"Can I have a pint instead? " Aye. Go on then; Scorpio is buying | |||
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"I've heard of that Hardy geezer but no idea who the other guy is or the bridge thingy he's from. Anyway, Asda do some quality craft beers, ciders and lagers don't they?" Asda do some rather nice cheap French beers; about £2.85 for 4. A bargain say I | |||
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"Yay . West Ham are doing rather well arent they .
Mines a Guinness please "4th in the table; Good on the Hammers! | |||
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"I've heard of that Hardy geezer but no idea who the other guy is or the bridge thingy he's from. Anyway, Asda do some quality craft beers, ciders and lagers don't they? Asda do some rather nice cheap French beers; about £2.85 for 4. A bargain say I "Absolute bargain, I'll nip and buy some ready for the football at the weekend | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? Can I join you "Yep! The men are buying | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? Aye. Go on then; Scorpio is buying "Beers on me guys, ladies...you can have guys... | |||
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"Yay . West Ham are doing rather well arent they .
Mines a Guinness please "Who do they have left to play? | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? Aye. Go on then; Scorpio is buying
Beers on me guys, ladies...you can have guys... "I'll have all the men, and a JD and Cola please | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? Can I join you
Yep! The men are buying "Whoop whoop | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? Aye. Go on then; Scorpio is buying
Beers on me guys, ladies...you can have guys...
I'll have all the men, and a JD and Cola please "Can I be first on your bucket list? | |||
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while: Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right? Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one? Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "He can't be as sexy as me though, surely????   | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want... "In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you "You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like? | |||
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the hot bloke from the program you love"Don't do TV. Don't find Tom Hardy hot. We're not all the same just because we have a vagina as common ground. | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like? "Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!) | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!) "You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe? | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe? "Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?  | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel? "For you...everything | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything "Oooft! | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft! "I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome | |||
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"Yay . West Ham are doing rather well arent they .
Mines a Guinness please
4th in the table; Good on the Hammers! "Too right | |||
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"Yay . West Ham are doing rather well arent they .
Mines a Guinness please
Who do they have left to play?"Just lower crap teams left like Arsenal and Chelsea  | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis " Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies "Awww. Thanks. | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! "Porky | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis. "I would just like to point out that some of us fatties are this big just to squeeze in all our sexiness. | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! "That’s not fat, that’s ideal
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"I am partial to a bit of Rege..... but I'd rather have a jug of cocktails and some naughty chat "You'll be served, lady | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
Porky
Now you made me sad "Don't be sad, I know it's over..... | |||
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while: Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right? Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one? Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "Sadly, I shall still be here perving, as neither of those chaps make my minge moan or my fanny flutter. So get your arse out, OP, and let me fab it | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! "At 5'8" and 310ibs i suppose she means fatties like me. | |||
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
Porky
Now you made me sad
Don't be sad, I know it's over..... "But life goes on And this old world Will keep on turning Let's just be glad We had some time to spend together...with beer and naked barmen | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies "Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I? | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft!
I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome "I may have dribbled slightly.... | |||
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"Can I have a pint instead? You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft!
I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome
I may have dribbled slightly.... " | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I? "Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I | |||
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"Rege's storytelling was ridiculously overdone. I'll take a pint with the lads thanks "Done. Naked barmen or not? As you wish, ma'am | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I "Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I
Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel "Ohh he did it’s ok ok take a whiskey and catch up | |||
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I
Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel "Yeah...just to wipe your tears when you see what's under towel... | |||
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy "Me too he would so get it | |||
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"Did I miss much? Did someone mention a towel being dropped?! x" Yeah...some naughty ladies here... | |||
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"Rege's storytelling was ridiculously overdone. I'll take a pint with the lads thanks
Done. Naked barmen or not? As you wish, ma'am "Naked barmen??
I might miss my mouth if there's naked barmen! | |||
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"Did I miss much? Did someone mention a towel being dropped?! x" Um....It did indeed get dropped and hidden so he couldn't put it back on again | |||
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"Rege's storytelling was ridiculously overdone. I'll take a pint with the lads thanks
Done. Naked barmen or not? As you wish, ma'am
Naked barmen??
I might miss my mouth if there's naked barmen! "Ma'am...don't worry. I'll take care about your mouth | |||
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Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
Man, you left me with bunch of naughty ladies alone... " Insatiable hussies the lot of them I’ve brought you a pint back though sir - you may need refuelling | |||
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
Man, you left me with bunch of naughty ladies alone...
Insatiable hussies the lot of them I’ve brought you a pint back though sir - you may need refuelling "I'll need a bottle of single malt and six pack of strong beer... | |||
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"Did I miss much? Did someone mention a towel being dropped?! x Um....It did indeed get dropped and hidden so he couldn't put it back on again "Good work ladies xx | |||
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it "Share? | |||
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it
Share? "Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all.. | |||
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it
Share?
Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all.. "Ohh let’s get him | |||
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it
Share?
Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all..
Ohh let’s get him "I'm more than happy to share with you two beauties | |||
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I demand some celeb ladies to balance the scales!
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