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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Do you think her horniness was linked to her labia size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this. "

No, she wouldn’t let me, I had to come on her tits

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've cum across labia lips

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don’t know...interesting if it was. But suspect the two are unlinked

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I don’t know...interesting if it was. But suspect the two are unlinked"

I would suspect so as well.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Thought this was about pretty lips the other ones

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Whatever became of the lady with the lopsided labia my friend?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Probably evolved like an envelope flap to keep the Shmoo out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like my mates flappy paddle gear box

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Thought this was about pretty lips the other ones "
you've got pretty mouth lips xx

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I often wonder what she is doing now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Thought this was about pretty lips the other ones you've got pretty mouth lips xx "

Why thank you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this. "

That's not unusual really. Women's labia are all very different.

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Agreed, but one flap much longer than the other seems to me to be unusual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agreed, but one flap much longer than the other seems to me to be unusual"

surely you could just *not* talk about someone's intimate anatomy? Like do people not have enough to feel insecure about already?

believe it or not, every body is different.. not fucking unusual!

and no, there is no research to suggest the size of one's labia in any way correlates to their sexual appetite... which you could've found using a simple Google search. P.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It wasn't me you met but...

*hides back under a rock as I'm well and truly in the one ear bigger than the other camp*

Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agreed, but one flap much longer than the other seems to me to be unusual

surely you could just *not* talk about someone's intimate anatomy? Like do people not have enough to feel insecure about already?

believe it or not, every body is different.. not fucking unusual!

and no, there is no research to suggest the size of one's labia in any way correlates to their sexual appetite... which you could've found using a simple Google search. P. "

I think it's good to talk. He hasn't been disrespectful he's just asking a question.

Why so irate?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Agreed, but one flap much longer than the other seems to me to be unusual"

Then for you it is .

I think the tucked away nature of women's genitals means we don't see quite so much of "ordinary" women

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Haven't thought of my self as unusual since I was a teenager when I raised " the issue " with my parents...

Watching amateur porn and the abundance of close up pics on here have confirmed that I'm certainly not unusual, I'm definitely rather common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you not met many women?

Unusual would be labia with teeth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't me you met but...

*hides back under a rock as I'm well and truly in the one ear bigger than the other camp*

Sigh"

Me too and I don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as she had pretty eyes, the rest is all good fun. My cock is slightly wonky. Doesn't get any complaints but wouldn't like that being posted as a problem. M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re all asymmetrical, some more than others.

I’m not sure ‘ooh, it’s wonky’ would be my first thought when confronted with sexy parts

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this. "

I thought that was going to be a limerick

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"have you not met many women?

Unusual would be labia with teeth..."

Haha have you seen the film Teeth?

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

No, but I can imagine haha

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Try a limerick

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I once met a lady from Neath....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I once met a lady from Neath.... "

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth "

I was playing rough

She had to be tough

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I once met a lady from Neath.... "

She claimed to be strange underneath

She wiggled her hips

And parted her lips

And showed me her two rows of teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady from Neath....

She claimed to be strange underneath

She wiggled her hips

And parted her lips

And showed me her two rows of teeth "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth "

She said if you finger my bum

It will make me come

And then ill turn over and sleep

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Berks / Heathrow

Man with one nut significantly larger than other says hi. Is this thread the support group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man with one nut significantly larger than other says hi. Is this thread the support group? "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this. "

I don’t know who is she I’ve cum across quite a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady who had unusual inner vaginal lips. One was much longer than the other and even hung out sometimes. She was a very horny lady. Just wondered if other site users had come across this. "

I have a friend with the most amazing labia minors, I can pull them apart and they are like a cute little bat.

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth

She said if you finger my bum

It will make me come

And then ill turn over and sleep "

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth

She said if you finger my bum

It will make me come

And then ill turn over and sleep

Nice one "

Met a girl from Devizes whose lips were of different sizes

One was small and no hood at all

But the other had one several prizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth

She said if you finger my bum

It will make me come

And then ill turn over and sleep

Nice one

Met a girl from Devizes whose lips were of different sizes

One was small and no hood at all

But the other had one several prizes "

Frckin predictive txt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I once met a lady from Neath....

Whose pussy lips snagged on my teeth

She said if you finger my bum

It will make me come

And then ill turn over and sleep

Nice one

Met a girl from Devizes whose lips were of different sizes

One was small and no hood at all

But the other had one several prizes "

Brilliant

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I once met a lady called Donna,

Who liked chilli sauce sprinkled upon her,

Spread Wide open on paper,

With a few sliced tomaters,

To move to uncover the treat

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By *obertj OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

10/10 for getting Devizes into a Limerick. Pity there is no facility on the message board for loading photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady in Brum,

she was such incredible fun,

the pill made her crazy

she didn't want babies

so I had to do her up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agreed, but one flap much longer than the other seems to me to be unusual

surely you could just *not* talk about someone's intimate anatomy? Like do people not have enough to feel insecure about already?

believe it or not, every body is different.. not fucking unusual!

and no, there is no research to suggest the size of one's labia in any way correlates to their sexual appetite... which you could've found using a simple Google search. P. "

The biscuit crumbs and bits of melted Mars bar might suggest otherwise though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't me you met but...

*hides back under a rock as I'm well and truly in the one ear bigger than the other camp*

Sigh"

I bet no ones complained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you not met many women?

Unusual would be labia with teeth..."

Even seen those

Calcified at the edges

Fortunately not sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10/10 for getting Devizes into a Limerick. Pity there is no facility on the message board for loading photos"

The original was about balls, or perhaps ears but labia fitted nicely too

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Berks / Heathrow


"Man with one nut significantly larger than other says hi. Is this thread the support group?

Yeah! "

Thanks for making me feel better about my wonky nuts - didn’t realise that you could do fancy smileys like group hug. Love it

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I bought a shrinking cream. It said rub in vigorously. It hasn't worked but I no longer care!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I once met a lady from Neath.... "

I salute your bravery, sir.

(Yes, I know it’s the start of a Limerick )

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I bought a shrinking cream. It said rub in vigorously. It hasn't worked but I no longer care! "

I bought shrinking cream for my lips

It said rub in with your finger tips

I rubbed twice a day

In March April and May

And now I no longer care..

Ok i tried..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit......I think one of my balls is bigger than the other one.....what does this mean....?

It must be a sign of great intelligence or I wouldnt be posting here

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