FabSwingers.com forum: 5 second rule

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you drop food, what would stop you applying the 5 second rule? What if it's really good food...?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Where it landed. I ain't fishing a sarnie out the bog

*I don't actually eat sarnies on the toilet.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Where it landed. I ain't fishing a sarnie out the bog

*I don't actually eat sarnies on the toilet."

And I was about to say dogs water bowl

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Where it landed. I ain't fishing a sarnie out the bog

*I don't actually eat sarnies on the toilet.

And I was about to say dogs water bowl

One thing I don't miss about girl dog is catching my pinkie toe on her metal bowl stand

Drop n roll, man down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind food if I dropped £10 on the floor in some of the dirty properties I've unfortunately worked in I would leave it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 second rule does not apply in our house when we have a 2 second daschund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was the 30 second rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

Soggy bread?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

Soggy bread?

You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

What if it has fluff on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

Soggy bread?

You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing

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wheat germ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 second rule does not apply in our house when we have a 2 second daschund

Dog owner too but he's not here today so I was faced with this unusual dilemma!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

Soggy bread?

You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing

To the ex "here luv, I've made you a sammich.... enjoy" *whispers* "cunt"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind food if I dropped £10 on the floor in some of the dirty properties I've unfortunately worked in I would leave it there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends what it is, and where i dropped it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?

Soggy bread?

You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing

To the ex "here luv, I've made you a sammich.... enjoy" *whispers* "cunt""

Mwahahahaha in your head as you walk away

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Depends where it lands, quick blow the dust off n it I'll be allreet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFL... oh my.. Makes note never to cook for Fab peeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends where it lands, quick blow the dust off n it I'll be allreet.

What if it's bread, landed butter side down? Blowing pushes the dust more into the butter!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Scientists have recently discovered that bacteria are much slower on the uptake that previously believed....by the time they've decided that the food is good to eat there's still plenty of time to snatch it away from their hideous little mitts before they hop aboard. Govt are advising we now stick to the two and a half hour rule.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scientists have recently discovered that bacteria are much slower on the uptake that previously believed....by the time they've decided that the food is good to eat there's still plenty of time to snatch it away from their hideous little mitts before they hop aboard. Govt are advising we now stick to the two and a half hour rule."

Wait...what??? Scientists are stealing sandwiches???!

Germs are one thing.....

What if you see fluff on it?? Or a single hair?

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I have a 3 second dog..

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

3 second? Probably be covered in cat fur in this house.

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Would you run your tongue along a floor for 5 secs ?

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