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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

So I thought I’d start this thread and see if anything pops up.

Ooooh you’re pretty aren’t you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ...."

I thought that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the ladies don’t need you to say anything. Just stand there and they’ll be along very soon, my good man.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ...."

Aww you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now. "

My work here is done

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

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Always an uplifting site NSP

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

My work here is done

As the Carpenters sang

It’s only just begun.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Always an uplifting site NSP

I like to raise a smile

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

My work here is done

As the Carpenters sang

It’s only just begun.

And as Kool & the Gang sang...

Get down on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning fiddles

im sure if i tried hard enough, something would pop up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fiddles - I know I'm as sexy as hell, but control yourself man.

Just play it cool.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Good morning Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning gorgeous

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

My work here is done

As the Carpenters sang

It’s only just begun.

And as Kool & the Gang sang...

Get down on it

Or as James Brown sang

Get up, get on up.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles - I know I'm as sexy as hell, but control yourself man.

Just play it cool.

It’s just so difficult.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"morning fiddles

im sure if i tried hard enough, something would pop up

Px "

I’m sure it would.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning Fiddles

Ooh. Boobs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gorgeous

Morning, how’s your sexy bum today.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Couldn’t think of anything witty, pithy, clever or sexy to post."

Me neither. So I didn't.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Couldn’t think of anything witty, pithy, clever or sexy to post.

Me neither. So I didn't. "

Good work

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

My work here is done

As the Carpenters sang

It’s only just begun.

And as Kool & the Gang sang...

Get down on it

Or as James Brown sang

Get up, get on up. "

Salt N Pepa said

Let's talk about Sex

But I say just do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gorgeous

Morning, how’s your sexy bum today.

Bruised

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

It has now.

My work here is done

As the Carpenters sang

It’s only just begun.

And as Kool & the Gang sang...

Get down on it

Or as James Brown sang

Get up, get on up.

Salt N Pepa said

Let's talk about Sex

But I say just do it

Which brings us back to Kool and the Gang.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning gorgeous

Morning, how’s your sexy bum today.

Bruised

Would a delicate kiss better help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning gorgeous

Morning, how’s your sexy bum today.

Bruised

Would a delicate kiss better help.

Always

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ....

Aww you

Wow. You are getting brave, NSP. you look lovely.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Couldn’t think of anything witty, pithy, clever or sexy to post.

Me neither. So I didn't.

Good work

Thank you. Invoice is in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Otter chaos arrived

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm here. Otter chaos arrived

I love otters the playful wee beasties that they are. Although I don’t suppose a fish feels that way.

I’m having Chicken Tarka for tea tonight. It’s like a chicken tikka only a little ‘otter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alreet fiddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. Otter chaos arrived

I love otters the playful wee beasties that they are. Although I don’t suppose a fish feels that way.

I’m having Chicken Tarka for tea tonight. It’s like a chicken tikka only a little ‘otter.

I sent you something on that note

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Alreet fiddles?

Alreet Lu.

Shall we skip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning fiddles

Hello my sparkly friend. I hope the sparkly bits are sparkly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alreet fiddles?

Alreet Lu.

Shall we skip.

I love a skip! Are we hand holding?

Would you like a ribbon for your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Trouble, working Hard here!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"So I thought I’d start this thread and see if anything pops up.

Ooooh you’re pretty aren’t you.

You have let me down, when I saw the title I was expecting a ‘person/profile above’ type thread...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ....

Aww you

Wow. You are getting brave, NSP. you look lovely.

At some point you've just got to say "fuck it"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Morning Fiddles.

Anything popped up?

Talking of pretty ....

Aww you

Wow. You are getting brave, NSP. you look lovely.

At some point you've just got to say "fuck it"

In that case I hope that attitude your bravery continues to grow. That's a purely selfish position, just to be clear.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So I thought I’d start this thread and see if anything pops up.

Ooooh you’re pretty aren’t you.

You have let me down, when I saw the title I was expecting a ‘person/profile above’ type thread...

Well there’s no rules. Go for it. I was hoping it would just be a random assortment of random posts randomly assembled in order to confuse the reader into finally admit that they enjoy Coronation street more than Eastenders.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Trouble, working Hard here!

Morning. Whereas I’m simply hard here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Trouble, working Hard here!

Morning. Whereas I’m simply hard here.

Just bash it a bit, I am sure it will subside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Trouble, working Hard here!

Morning. Whereas I’m simply hard here.

Just bash it a bit, I am sure it will subside!"

With a spoon?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Trouble, working Hard here!

Morning. Whereas I’m simply hard here.

Just bash it a bit, I am sure it will subside!

With a spoon?

Ouch.

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