FabSwingers.com forum: Have you cleaned

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your bum Today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 times for 30 seconds

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"2 times for 30 seconds "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

Good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

Good x"

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

No could you come do it for me. I would like it deep cleaned

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"No could you come do it for me. I would like it deep cleaned

On way with jet wash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off corse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Off corse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but the chlorine has!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

Quick rub with the back of my hand is usually enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, but the chlorine has!

You bleached it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 times for 30 seconds

Liar "
high protein diet not much choice

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Nope it’s not Wednesday, silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, that's what my karcher is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

I do this too, a bidet would honestly save me so much time and effort

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Of course, that's what my karcher is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam it. Forgot today

Her x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Dam it. Forgot today

Her x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam it. Forgot today

Her x

Xx"

Only having you on

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr yes and cock

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I washed it once in the early 2000’s of that’s any good?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Dam it. Forgot today

Her x

Only having you on

Her x"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I washed it once in the early 2000’s of that’s any good?

Ooh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out of a bubble bath where I gave it a right good scrub

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just got out of a bubble bath where I gave it a right good scrub

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

I do this too, a bidet would honestly save me so much time and effort "

I just hitch a leg up over the bath or sink

I’m deffo getting a bidet in the next house tho

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Yes, and I sang Happy Birthday whilst I did it, just like Bojo taught us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Next door's rabbit is now no longer white.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, and I sang Happy Birthday whilst I did it, just like Bojo taught us.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes. Next door's rabbit is now no longer white."

Oh dear

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All shit shape and Bristol Fashion...I mean ship.... Down below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did mine last Tuesday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. In the shower and I wash it after every poo

I do this too, a bidet would honestly save me so much time and effort

I just hitch a leg up over the bath or sink

I’m deffo getting a bidet in the next house tho "

Graceful, I'd fall over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No its the servants day off

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sporting some fine dangleberrys today.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Yes, just had a shower to do that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just had a bath. Didn't loofah the inside though.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Can i do it tomorrow. I'm just too tired tonight.

I make 2 passes to be absolutely sure.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Yip. About ten minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too."

Ohh you are so posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too.

Ohh you are so posh

I had my pinky out whilst holding the razor if that helps your mental vision.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In the shower this morning and likely in the bath later too.

It's sparkly.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too.

Ohh you are so posh

I had my pinky out whilst holding the razor if that helps your mental vision."

I’d rather you sent me a pic

but thank you for the visual

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope, I have my annual bath in May.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too.

Ohh you are so posh

I had my pinky out whilst holding the razor if that helps your mental vision.

I’d rather you sent me a pic

but thank you for the visual

Pffft.

So demanding!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too.

Ohh you are so posh

I had my pinky out whilst holding the razor if that helps your mental vision.

I’d rather you sent me a pic

but thank you for the visual

Pffft.

So demanding!"

You love it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"All shit shape and Bristol Fashion...I mean ship.... Down below

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can i do it tomorrow. I'm just too tired tonight.

I make 2 passes to be absolutely sure. "

Now

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Can i do it tomorrow. I'm just too tired tonight.

I make 2 passes to be absolutely sure.

Now"

Fiiiiiine.... *stamps off to the bathroom*

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can i do it tomorrow. I'm just too tired tonight.

I make 2 passes to be absolutely sure.

Now

Fiiiiiine.... *stamps off to the bathroom* "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just got outta the bath.

Shaved my perineum and testicles too."

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've cleaned every inch of me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've cleaned every inch of me

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone send me a video on how to clean your bum when you haven't got access to water, wipes or toilet roll and also how to get shit stains out of the carpet.

Thanks.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've cleaned every inch of me

Why "

Cos I've been to work

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can someone send me a video on how to clean your bum when you haven't got access to water, wipes or toilet roll and also how to get shit stains out of the carpet.

Thanks."

Bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the second time today in 10 minutes while i have a soak ..internal cleansing too?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"For the second time today in 10 minutes while i have a soak ..internal cleansing too?

Il check x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this - the Viz Bottom Inspectors...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a sambucca enema and washed the ass cheeks and ring piece with pears soap.

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