FabSwingers.com forum: Monty python

By *appytrailman OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My favourite monty python song.... what is yours

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy, or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come about

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Definitely the Philosophers song for me.

Socrotes himself is particularly missed.

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The idiot song, not exactly python but Neil Innes but was always acknowledged as a python member but not actually credited as one.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idiot song, not exactly python but Neil Innes but was always acknowledged as a python member but not actually credited as one."
how sweet