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How to find a cougar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any tips or advice, don’t seem to be having too much luck

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The team on Living Planet 2 had to trek for three days in the Appalation mountains before they managed to find one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried the zoo OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The team on Living Planet 2 had to trek for three days in the Appalation mountains before they managed to find one. "

Took Attenborough decades if I remember correctly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Go to where they're at.

Cougars and cubs night at a club.

You can't expect them to land in your lap, you need to make an actual effort.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You would be better asking Sir David Attenborough

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I noticed that it's something that you haven't even written within your bio this could be as part of your heading as a preference

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Two cougar threads within two minutes (not same poster though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hunt deer and small mammels so try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I noticed that it's something that you haven't even written within your bio this could be as part of your heading as a preference "

Lol I feel stupid for not thinking of this initially

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two cougar threads within two minutes (not same poster though) "

They’re in high demand this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me a cougar for me will be a bit fragile

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I noticed that it's something that you haven't even written within your bio this could be as part of your heading as a preference

Lol I feel stupid for not thinking of this initially "

Don't be live and let learn

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I came across two mountain lions when I was in the Rockies....

Scared the bejeezus out of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came across two mountain lions when I was in the Rockies....

Scared the bejeezus out of me! "

how cool is that though yoh lucky chap

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"I came across two mountain lions when I was in the Rockies....

Scared the bejeezus out of me! how cool is that though yoh lucky chap "

It wasn't cool, more warm and wet down my trouser leg !

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By *heonixRaven 777Woman
over a year ago

Guildford

We like to hunt our own prey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not easy to find them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't seem to find an 80yr old cougar...

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Two cougar threads within two minutes (not same poster though) "

Looks like Cougar season must have started. I'll get my rifle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A massive tin of tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massive tin of tuna "

Tuna have season & place where to catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the guy a break, it takes guts to ask, we all start somewhere

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Any tips or advice, don’t seem to be having too much luck"

Hello Op,

Some people on here will have zero interest in meeting with you simply because of your age. There is nothing you can do about it, so don't fret. Concentrate on finding the people that would like to meet a young man like you. Refine your search by ticking the "I must match their age requirements too" box. Also refine your search by age, distance etc. There is no point contacting people hundreds of miles away if you cannot 100% commit to a meet.

Once you have those search results READ their profiles. It's such basic advice but so few follow it. Don't bother messaging those whose profile you don't meet. If it says they are looking for a bi guy, or a chubby guy, that's not you so don't waste your time or theirs.

Consider how you approach people, don't just write 'Hi', 'Fancy a chat' or any other generic one liner, It WILL get you ignored. If you followed the advice above and read the persons profile then there should be some common ground to write about. Remember, if you are approaching an older woman the chances are she is a different generation, don't assume that you are talking the same language, your generation and ours use technology in slightly different ways.

Providing you have sent a message that has enticed them, they will 99% of the time look at your profile before responding. So now you have to sell yourself.

We are a couple that do meet guys of your age, and one quick glance at your profile would put us off. If we were to contact with you on here, we would want to stay on this site. So why do you think the first thing people would want to know is your Twitter name?

12 of your 14 pictures show your cock; believe me, there really is no need, and to be honest there are only so many angles you can see the same thing from before it gets boring. Put on some different pics. Face pics are best, cock pics are generally not required in your public profile, and anything in between is great. Next time it's a lovely day, get out and take some clothed selfies somewhere nice.

If we were to message you we wouldn't put sword in the subject line for a quicker response. We suspect that your inbox is not overflowing to the extent that you have to scan through it looking for people that have written sword and prioritise them.

However your profile is not everything. Get involved with the forums, get involved in the chatroom too, both are great ways of getting to know people with no pressure and no first time nerves. Use this time to make connections for future meets.

When it's safe to do so... get off the site and meet people socially or try a club. You could always sign up to an organised social, where you may meet many people from the area, and perhaps make a better impression face to face than via the Internet. It might be a little nerve wracking the first time, but what harm can having a coffee or a pint with a stranger really do?

Good luck

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Any tips or advice, don’t seem to be having too much luck"

What? You mean you don’t have them knocking on your door in your area??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons "

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers."

which always happens it harmless banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers. which always happens it harmless banter "

True but it’s just a little tiresome when it’s so dull and obvious as to barely qualify as such. I mean really, did no one else immediately have Attenborough, Living Planet, etc immediately flash into their mind when they looked at the title? I only stayed to see if anyone offered advice and there are some fantastic ones in amongst all that dullness. It’s a good thing the OP wasn’t discouraged from seeking them out.

I’m sure I’ll be in a number of black books after this.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers. which always happens it harmless banter

True but it’s just a little tiresome when it’s so dull and obvious as to barely qualify as such. I mean really, did no one else immediately have Attenborough, Living Planet, etc immediately flash into their mind when they looked at the title? I only stayed to see if anyone offered advice and there are some fantastic ones in amongst all that dullness. It’s a good thing the OP wasn’t discouraged from seeking them out.

I’m sure I’ll be in a number of black books after this. "

Not at all its your opinion look at most threads it happens its harmless hope Op finds a cougar or tigress or whatever he wants xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers. which always happens it harmless banter

True but it’s just a little tiresome when it’s so dull and obvious as to barely qualify as such. I mean really, did no one else immediately have Attenborough, Living Planet, etc immediately flash into their mind when they looked at the title? I only stayed to see if anyone offered advice and there are some fantastic ones in amongst all that dullness. It’s a good thing the OP wasn’t discouraged from seeking them out.

I’m sure I’ll be in a number of black books after this.

Not at all its your opinion look at most threads it happens its harmless hope Op finds a cougar or tigress or whatever he wants xxx"

You’re a gem.

There is some really fantastic advice here. I wish I were young enough to find a cougar following their advice.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’re not wrong there and tbh I didn’t even realise that was a type of night I’ve really gotta broaden my horizons

Well done for sifting through and ignoring the rather obvious droll to get to the nuggets of helpful answers. which always happens it harmless banter

True but it’s just a little tiresome when it’s so dull and obvious as to barely qualify as such. I mean really, did no one else immediately have Attenborough, Living Planet, etc immediately flash into their mind when they looked at the title? I only stayed to see if anyone offered advice and there are some fantastic ones in amongst all that dullness. It’s a good thing the OP wasn’t discouraged from seeking them out.

I’m sure I’ll be in a number of black books after this.

Not at all its your opinion look at most threads it happens its harmless hope Op finds a cougar or tigress or whatever he wants xxx

You’re a gem.

There is some really fantastic advice here. I wish I were young enough to find a cougar following their advice. "

Your very handsome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re very kind and sweet. it’s all about angles and lighting. You didn’t see the other 958 photos I tried to take for my profile.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Two cougar threads within two minutes (not same poster though) "

They must hunt in packs

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

You don’t find a cougar!

Cougar finds you!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"You don’t find a cougar!

Cougar finds you! "

You win the internet today

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You don’t find a cougar!

Cougar finds you! "

Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a tradesman and wait for calls from lonely housewives who just so happen to be stuck in the washing machine pants down and all that shiz

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"You don’t find a cougar!

Cougar finds you!

You win the internet today "

Hhaha Oi oi what’s top prize?

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"You don’t find a cougar!

Cougar finds you!

You win the internet today

Hhaha Oi oi what’s top prize? "

A speedboat leftover from Bullseye

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By *lirt and funCouple
over a year ago

ilford


"Any tips or advice, don’t seem to be having too much luck"

Putting a post on this forum is a good start x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the age filter.

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

At no point in my rather detailed reply above, did I put send a random friends request to a profile that specifically says do not send a random friends request.

If you have chosen to ignore our advice then that is up to you.

Good luck.

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