FabSwingers.com forum: rate my mushroom cock

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

rate my little mushroom dick.. size, shape, shaft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

What type of mushroom should I rate it against, would you consider yor cock to be fungi?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"What type of mushroom should I rate it against, would you consider yor cock to be fungi?"

No a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No a penis"

There's no happiness at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size - of a mushroom

Shape - of a mushroom

Shaft - stem of the mushroom

= overall - mushroom/mushroom

Her x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nice helmet

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Size - of a mushroom

Shape - of a mushroom

Shaft - stem of the mushroom

= overall - mushroom/mushroom

Her x"

Lol so mushroom out of mushroom

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Nice helmet

Yay

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What? Again?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I'm getting a sense of déjà vu here.

Didn't like the last set of results?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After lockdown

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"After lockdown

That's today

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Im getting super mario flashbacks.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Im getting super mario flashbacks. "

you mean you don’t still play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini."

No deffinately field mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem a fun guy (fungi), but you often appear where people don't want you. I don't know whether people would want to eat you as you may be poisonous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? Again? "

When you've got something you love, why not do it repeatedly?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Your green arrow is the same size as everyone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiitake

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"After lockdown

That's today"

No it's not.

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By *ouplefor funCouple
over a year ago

near kilmarnock

More toadstool really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini."

I’d say button mushroom

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What type of mushroom should I rate it against, would you consider yor cock to be fungi?

No a penis"

Wasn't that a des o'conner song?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"What? Again?

When you've got something you love, why not do it repeatedly?"

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button mushroom

Would go well with a jacket potato

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Button mushroom

Would go well with a jacket potato

you have huge jacket potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of mushroom should I rate it against, would you consider yor cock to be fungi?

No a penis

Wasn't that a des o'conner song? "

Ken Dodd....

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Button mushroom

Would go well with a jacket potato

You've got me thinking of food now.

Mushrooms on pizzas, bolognese and fry ups.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini.

I’d say button mushroom "

Mmm humiliate my little button mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini.

I’d say button mushroom

Mmm humiliate my little button mushroom "

Wouldn’t take long

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What type of mushroom should I rate it against, would you consider yor cock to be fungi?

No a penis

Wasn't that a des o'conner song? "

No it was ken Dodd!

A penis , a penis, the greatest gift that I posses

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed

With more than my share of a penis..

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

A cock to fill the biggest chasms! Once he’s in there’s not ‘mushroom’ left!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Then I would say it is more champignon or porcini.

I’d say button mushroom

Mmm humiliate my little button mushroom

Wouldn’t take long

Mmm yes, you are pushing my little buttons

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"10"

wow a 10. thanks. very surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size - of a mushroom

Shape - of a mushroom

Shaft - stem of the mushroom

= overall - mushroom/mushroom

Her x"

this made me ROAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask someone to knit a jacket for it.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Size - of a mushroom

Shape - of a mushroom

Shaft - stem of the mushroom

= overall - mushroom/mushroom

Her x

this made me ROAR

Your pics make me roar. Wow

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"10

wow a 10. thanks. very surprised "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a stinkhorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size - of a mushroom

Shape - of a mushroom

Shaft - stem of the mushroom

= overall - mushroom/mushroom

Her x

this made me ROAR

had to be done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky got a rate lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its beautiful like a dazzling sunset over Egypt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rate my little mushroom dick.. size, shape, shaft. "

I think it’s a poisonous one, the ones my momma warned me about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunset on pyramids

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Like a wonderful

Crab Brittlegill Mushroom......

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Would go well with pizza.

Pizza dat ass

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would go well with pizza.

Pizza dat ass

And peppers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks horrible

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Yes, it looks like a mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he is a fun guy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It looks horrible "

Bit harsh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I wonder if he is a fun guy

As fun as you I'd Imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now had to google mushroom cooks, it’s real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats another food il not eat again

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Now had to google mushroom cooks, it’s real lol"

Cooking with mushrooms a and pasta

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

It really does look like a mushroom ! Big bulbous head like a lolly pop! Button mushroom ! Would look good in my fairy garden! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now had to google mushroom cooks, it’s real lol

Cooking with mushrooms a and pasta "

Oops, mushroom tastes horrible on pasta, trust me I know cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s definitely unique

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It really does look like a mushroom ! Big bulbous head like a lolly pop! Button mushroom ! Would look good in my fairy garden! X"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Now had to google mushroom cooks, it’s real lol

Cooking with mushrooms a and pasta

Oops, mushroom tastes horrible on pasta, trust me I know cooking "

As do i

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's a nice little cock, but not the most mushroom-like.

6/10

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"It really does look like a mushroom ! Big bulbous head like a lolly pop! Button mushroom ! Would look good in my fairy garden! X"

Oops that's not a uthanisam! I do have lots of fairy gardens out back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a nice little cock, but not the most mushroom-like.

6/10"

Can’t say anything when experts speak, OP should pay attention now

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"rate my little mushroom dick.. size, shape, shaft.

I think it’s a poisonous one, the ones my momma warned me about.... "

No its a healthy one, full of vitamin D. can have chemical sprinkles

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"It really does look like a mushroom ! Big bulbous head like a lolly pop! Button mushroom ! Would look good in my fairy garden! X"

Mmm my little mushroom would love to be in your fairy garden and sprinkle love potion all over the place

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Now had to google mushroom cooks, it’s real lol

Cooking with mushrooms a and pasta

Oops, mushroom tastes horrible on pasta, trust me I know cooking

As do i"

love creamy mushroom pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you before it’s a 10 ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Told you before it’s a 10 ... "

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"It's a nice little cock, but not the most mushroom-like.

6/10

Can’t say anything when experts speak, OP should pay attention now "

noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

This looks like a Shiitake to me...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Looks like a toad’s tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want it in my stroganoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like a duff pint of beer, all head and no body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? Again? "

Rate ya plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a amanita mushroom ...only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rate my little mushroom dick.. size, shape, shaft.

I think it’s a poisonous one, the ones my momma warned me about.... "

It certainly doesn’t look like a magic mushroom

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can you make it dance like the ones in Disney's Fantasia?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Can you make it dance like the ones in Disney's Fantasia?

yep

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Shiitake

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