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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Personal profiles should be like a good skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep your interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fab tip 42

If nobody reads your original post, comment on it yourself with a witty, yet desperate reply to keep it at the top of the page until someone finally takes the hint.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab tip 42

If nobody reads your original post, comment on it yourself with a witty, yet desperate reply to keep it at the top of the page until someone finally takes the hint."
m

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far"

How do you know?......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fab tip 58

Wait a bit longer than 6 minutes before repeating anything... Forum posts or messages as it makes you look needy

Caveat.... This does not apply to sexy times

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Fab tip 104 Patience is a virtue found rarely in a man

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fab tip 1

To ensure your message is instantly deleted, send 4 cock pics and say "Hi"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far

How do you know?...... "

Trust me, once you reach our age it's laugh or weep into your Werthers Original bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far

How do you know?......

Trust me, once you reach our age it's laugh or weep into your Werthers Original bag. "

Are those sweets alitttle too hard for your teeth?

*its a joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab tip 104 Patience is a virtue found rarely in a man "

What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personal profiles should be like a good skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep your interest."

Did you get this from a TED talk?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Fab tip 104 Patience is a virtue found rarely in a man

What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball. "

Oi that’s my joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never speak for longer than you can make love. I once ...

Oh sorry, thats me done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far"

When you're ugly like me you have to play to your strengths.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far

How do you know?......

Trust me, once you reach our age it's laugh or weep into your Werthers Original bag.

Are those sweets alitttle too hard for your teeth?

*its a joke. "

What teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personal profiles should be like a good skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep your interest.

Did you get this from a TED talk? "

No, but I do go on TED a lot as I'm studying design and innovation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab tip 94

A sense of humour will carry you far

How do you know?......

Trust me, once you reach our age it's laugh or weep into your Werthers Original bag.

Are those sweets alitttle too hard for your teeth?

*its a joke.

What teeth? "

No teeth? That comes in handy sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never speak for longer than you can make love. I once ...

Oh sorry, thats me done."

I love it. That's going in the tip book at number 3 in tribute to how long you can last.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fab tip 23

Stop commenting on your own post before you kill it. No one likes a glib, needy prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab tip 42

If nobody reads your original post, comment on it yourself with a witty, yet desperate reply to keep it at the top of the page until someone finally takes the hint."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then they can't hear you from a mile away and you have their shoes.

(ok, the Big Yin may have said that first)

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