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"Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed. " Whaaaat, you mean you didn't rub fairy bubbles all over yer bell end and float up the stairs? | |||
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"Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed. Whaaaat, you mean you didn't rub fairy bubbles all over yer bell end and float up the stairs? " sounds an idea for next time. | |||
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"I’m dripping wet " This certainly put some lead in my pencil | |||
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"I’m dripping wet This certainly put some lead in my pencil " I don’t know how to bath without getting wet | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol" Cheeky | |||
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now... There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! " Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol" Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?! | |||
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now... There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! " That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Cheeky " A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol | |||
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now... There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't " Shredder | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?! " Definitely half up lol | |||
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"I’m dripping wet This certainly put some lead in my pencil I don’t know how to bath without getting wet " Is exactly what I was picturing | |||
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now... There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out " if you've ever watched Tom and Jerry it sounded like one of those yelps of pain Tom has when injured.... | |||
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"I’m dripping wet This certainly put some lead in my pencil I don’t know how to bath without getting wet Is exactly what I was picturing " | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Cheeky A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol" Ohh go you | |||
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"What do you does everyone do when they get one at an inappropriate time? " Wallop it with a rolled up copy of the Guardian #classygirl | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Cheeky A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol Ohh go you " I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?! Definitely half up lol" Only half up?! Shame it's not all the way | |||
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol Cheeky A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol Ohh go you I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times " I’m an and you know it | |||
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"If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over Bob's erection right now I've typed this as Bob can't type with his erection, the precum jams the keyboard up " Bloody hell Bob, is it like ectoplasm, watch it doesn't glue you to the keyboard! | |||
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