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By *went OP   Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Who has an erection now or the female equivalent?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A wide on.

Been a while

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Not me

I do have an orange though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the female equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I have!

Love playing Jenga!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed. "

Whaaaat, you mean you didn't rub fairy bubbles all over yer bell end and float up the stairs?

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By *went OP   Man
over a year ago

blackpool


"Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed.

Whaaaat, you mean you didn't rub fairy bubbles all over yer bell end and float up the stairs? "

sounds an idea for next time.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m dripping wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erection here just sat and stared at SJ while she was in the bath and now all I wanna do is get her messy again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've a lady boner at the thought my morning coffee is only 6 hours away Px

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not right now but I see 2 ladies up there ^^ who could make me stand to attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...

There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always.... needs some attention.... hahaha

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By *atchafish_16Man
over a year ago

newbridge

Full blown morning glory early here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lob on has been irritating me all day tbf

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m dripping wet "

This certainly put some lead in my pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erection that just won’t go...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You could say i have a little twinge in my lower region.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m dripping wet

This certainly put some lead in my pencil "

I don’t know how to bath without getting wet

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol"

Cheeky

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...

There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! "

Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol"

Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...

There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! "

That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Cheeky "

A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...

There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't "

Shredder

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?! "

Definitely half up lol

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m dripping wet

This certainly put some lead in my pencil

I don’t know how to bath without getting wet "

Is exactly what I was picturing

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By *went OP   Man
over a year ago

blackpool

What do you does everyone do when they get one at an inappropriate time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...

There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch!

That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out "

if you've ever watched Tom and Jerry it sounded like one of those yelps of pain Tom has when injured....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m dripping wet

This certainly put some lead in my pencil

I don’t know how to bath without getting wet

Is exactly what I was picturing "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Cheeky

A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol"

Ohh go you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you does everyone do when they get one at an inappropriate time?

"

Wallop it with a rolled up copy of the Guardian

#classygirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll work my way up there

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Cheeky

A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol

Ohh go you "

I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?!

Definitely half up lol"

Only half up?! Shame it's not all the way

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol

Cheeky

A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol

Ohh go you

I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times "

I’m an and you know it

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By *oam_ShrimpsCouple
over a year ago

NEC Arden

If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over Bob's erection right now

I've typed this as Bob can't type with his erection, the precum jams the keyboard up

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nah Match of the day doesn’t really do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over Bob's erection right now

I've typed this as Bob can't type with his erection, the precum jams the keyboard up "

Bloody hell Bob, is it like ectoplasm, watch it doesn't glue you to the keyboard!

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