FabSwingers.com forum: It's time again for the 50's and over appreciation thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Dorissssss!!!!! Hey you...lovely to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP MY LOVE, THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU LIKE THEY USED TO BE ABLE TO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

How are things with you lovely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP MY LOVE, THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU LIKE THEY USED TO BE ABLE TO! "

IT'S OK...... WE KNOW..... A FAX WAS SENT OUT WEEKS AGO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I'll be with you in a second once I put my teeth in and find my glasses and if you want to chat I'll have to get my hearing aids, apart from that I'm in fine fettle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

Heyyy Jeniie...I know...It's killing me too lol

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well...."

I'm in that club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be with you in a second once I put my teeth in and find my glasses and if you want to chat I'll have to get my hearing aids, apart from that I'm in fine fettle."

No worreis Brad buddy ...we have all the time in the world.... Name that tune lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live here when it was all fields.

We didn't have these wireless telephone things when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

Heyyy Minx...and we are soooo grateful for that too

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Nice to be appreciated

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm so glad all these oldies are able to get to grip with technology. You make my Fab days as glorious as the many decades behind you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

We didn't have these wireless telephone things when I was a kid"

And as for flushing toilets!!!!

What's that all about!!? lol

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

And I'm in your appreciation club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

We didn't have these wireless telephone things when I was a kid

And as for flushing toilets!!!!

What's that all about!!? lol

Dirty indoor things!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice to be appreciated

Agent Coulson.....paper message only...you know the protocaol lol

Nice to see you buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so glad all these oldies are able to get to grip with technology. You make my Fab days as glorious as the many decades behind you."

What's an oldie?

lol

always lovely to see you Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

And I'm in your appreciation club "

Mr Kinks?

A very big 50+ welcome to you

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

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you know what your sexy behind does to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

We didn't have these wireless telephone things when I was a kid

And as for flushing toilets!!!!

What's that all about!!? lol

Dirty indoor things!"

I know...whatever was wrong with the ash pan????

Take you're time over that one lol

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

And I'm in your appreciation club "

Thank you sexpot , I am flattered

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well...."

Hi Phoenix, how are you lovely? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you know what your sexy behind does to me

I have absolutely no idea...but....it'll have to be coded to keep it secret _gent coulson

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't mind me....

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm WELL inside this, so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Hi Phoenix, how are you lovely? X "

Angieeeee!!!!! Lovely to see you sweetie...How are you ?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Don't mind me...."

Would love 2 mind u x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't mind me...."

I have absolutely no doubt that no one minds you Sparkle...a pleasure as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh now fix I ever tell you about when I was in the war ....... I was there when we were needin them not feedin them .....sleeping in the chair tonite .. the battery is flat on me staner chair lift x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Hi Phoenix, how are you lovely? X

Angieeeee!!!!! Lovely to see you sweetie...How are you ?"

I’m good thanks. Hope you are too x

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm WELL inside this, so I'm in

WELL done smoothie...I'm sure there will be those that will appreciate you being well inside

I'm out though lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Ahh well seeing as H has gone to bed as tired I guess I can pop in & say “Hi” while spinning tunes on this iPod thingy on the beats

You can tell I’m old, I’m too tight to pay for Spotify but still complain about the adds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Hi Phoenix, how are you lovely? X

Angieeeee!!!!! Lovely to see you sweetie...How are you ?

I’m good thanks. Hope you are too x "

Thanks Angie...you know the story and yes...I'm good thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

Ohhhh...that's exactly how I like it

you know me sooooo well

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm nearly there, I might as well stay.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't mind me....

Would love 2 mind u x "

Thanks x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't mind me....

I have absolutely no doubt that no one minds you Sparkle...a pleasure as always

Thanks for having me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh well seeing as H has gone to bed as tired I guess I can pop in & say “Hi” while spinning tunes on this iPod thingy on the beats

You can tell I’m old, I’m too tight to pay for Spotify but still complain about the adds

Hahahaha....spotify in my day was topex for acne lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm nearly there, I might as well stay."

We're current;y taking advanced bookings for membership...Welcome buddy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m sliding in here...Hello everyone. So many sexy people together at one time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't mind me....

I have absolutely no doubt that no one minds you Sparkle...a pleasure as always

Thanks for having me x"

Ohhhh. for the opportunity to have you...

I walked right into that one didn't I

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

Ohhhh...that's exactly how I like it

you know me sooooo well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sliding in here...Hello everyone. So many sexy people together at one time

Ahhhhhh.....and the honorary, lifetime member....

The delightful Lorraine from the USA branch.

Lovely to see you sweety xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and good evening everyone.

Mrs KC

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hello fellow older folk, I'm 66yrs young

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

And I'm in your appreciation club

Mr Kinks?

A very big 50+ welcome to you

Why thank you

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do we count? Hannah 50 this July.. I'm already there, so I can say hi..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

Ohhhh...that's exactly how I like it

you know me sooooo well

Just a little closer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered what I was going to say ( hi everyone)

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

Good evening all you Fab fifty somethings

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

I'm in that club

And I'm in your appreciation club

Thank you sexpot , I am flattered

Would mind being in your sexpot

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Do we count? Hannah 50 this July.. I'm already there, so I can say hi.. "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and good evening everyone.

Mrs KC

Ohhh...Mrs KC... another welcome addition ...Lovely to see you too...and ohhh that latex...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello fellow older folk, I'm 66yrs young

Hi Stiff one...errr...i meant Stephan..

Careful where you put that thing...there's a zimmer frame outside lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we count? Hannah 50 this July.. I'm already there, so I can say hi.. "

You are both in and very welcome .... great to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just remembered what I was going to say ( hi everyone) "

Better late than......errrrr...

Never!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m sliding in here...Hello everyone. So many sexy people together at one time

Ahhhhhh.....and the honorary, lifetime member....

The delightful Lorraine from the USA branch.

Lovely to see you sweety xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all you Fab fifty somethings

Mr Gent....welcome...

Hope you get to stay a while

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

Ohhhh...that's exactly how I like it

you know me sooooo well

Just a little closer please

Any closer would be public indecency

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Hi both.... feel free to mingle....

Great to see you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Phoenix and all my fellow oldies...new to the club

Madame B.... You are very welcome and I know that you will fit in very snuggly here....pull up a chair right next to me....snuggly please

Oooh that's a tight squeeze

Ohhhh...that's exactly how I like it

you know me sooooo well

Just a little closer please

Any closer would be public indecency

I'm excempt from public indencency...I have a certificate to prove it...just let me print it out....right after I've designed it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

You are in already buddy...and nice to see a local here too

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

Wootwoo Jenny, you really don't look over 50.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

Wootwoo Jenny, you really don't look over 50. "

Sadly...I'm struck with that curse too

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

Good evening my friend.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do we count? Hannah 50 this July.. I'm already there, so I can say hi..

Hello

"
hello back Lorraine..

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I’m sliding in here...Hello everyone. So many sexy people together at one time

Good to see you in here Lorraine! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

Good evening my friend.

Are you trying to entice people over to the USA branch Lorraine!!

I simply cannot compete lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

Wootwoo Jenny, you really don't look over 50.

Sadly...I'm struck with that curse too

We are talking about looks not behaviour

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

Good evening my friend.

Hello gorgeous. Where's my hug?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"Good evening all you Fab fifty somethings

Mr Gent....welcome...

Hope you get to stay a while

With so many lovely folk here, how could I not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a badge I wear with pride......no not that sort of pride, the proper pride, no one locked their doors, footballers wore long shorts, ted heath and the four day week....oh god I can remember too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello x

Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look 50+

This youthfulness is a curse I tell you!

Wootwoo Jenny, you really don't look over 50.

Sadly...I'm struck with that curse too

We are talking about looks not behaviour

Ohhhhhh......if it's behaviour we're talking about I'm barely out of nappies lol

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hey everyone. Sixty this year; great to know that I'm in good company. We should all get to know each other a little better, after all, this is a very exclusive club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a badge I wear with pride......no not that sort of pride, the proper pride, no one locked their doors, footballers wore long shorts, ted heath and the four day week....oh god I can remember too much

With you there buddy.... along with many others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well...."

Still 4 years to go!

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Hello from over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days... "

What's the internet!!?

Welcome both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Hi Phoenix, how are you lovely? X

Angieeeee!!!!! Lovely to see you sweetie...How are you ?

I’m good thanks. Hope you are too x

Thanks Angie...you know the story and yes...I'm good thank you

Good, my inbox is always open x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days...

What's the internet!!?

Welcome both

Isn't the internet when 2 fishermen join forces?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days... "

Keys in a bowl... In those days, I thought chicken-in-a-basket was mind blowing; I couldn't of handle keys in bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey everyone. Sixty this year; great to know that I'm in good company. We should all get to know each other a little better, after all, this is a very exclusive club."

Amen to that flirt

Stay in touch, it'll be great to have a mass gathering when this is all over.

I'm thinking somewhere lavish....yes...the dort of thing you'd expect to find in a lavatory

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Other side of 55 but my brain tends to forget that its not 21 still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!"

You Ms Dreavus have an all access pass

I can get you membership too lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'll be 51 next month so count me in.

Good evening my friend.

Hello gorgeous. Where's my hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!

You Ms Dreavus have an all access pass

I can get you membership too lol

You smooth talker you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello from over here

Hellloooooo!!!

I like your butter

I like your pop

And love your corn...

A perfect setup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello oh rising one

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It’s time for my Ovaltine and bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 plus here! Some fit people on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other side of 55 but my brain tends to forget that its not 21 still

I know that one!!!

But keep that 21 mentality....it's a real winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!

You Ms Dreavus have an all access pass

I can get you membership too lol

You smooth talker you

Still got it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popped in to say nos da chums

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days...

What's the internet!!?

Welcome both

Isn't the internet when 2 fishermen join forces?

What happens if seamen happen to be about too?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Hey everyone. Sixty this year; great to know that I'm in good company. We should all get to know each other a little better, after all, this is a very exclusive club.

Amen to that flirt

Stay in touch, it'll be great to have a mass gathering when this is all over.

I'm thinking somewhere lavish....yes...the dort of thing you'd expect to find in a lavatory

Not too fussed where we all gather phoenix... just as long as it does a discount for the over fifties and there's an endless supply of Worthers Originals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all you fabulous filthy over fifties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello oh rising one

Ahhaaaaaa!!!! Ms Cool.

Not just looking pretty in pink but absolutely chuffing gorgeous!!!

Lovely to see you...it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pop in for a hot chocolate before my bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live here when it was all fields.

We didn't have these wireless telephone things when I was a kid

And as for flushing toilets!!!!

What's that all about!!? lol

Well Charles Dickens had flushing toilets at his home in Kent in Victorian times. He was very interested in new technology.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello oh rising one

Ahhaaaaaa!!!! Ms Cool.

Not just looking pretty in pink but absolutely chuffing gorgeous!!!

Lovely to see you...it's been a while

It has indeed you sweet, wonderful, masculine, seductive creature you.... Did you miss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just popped in to say nos da chums

Taffffff!!!!

Welcome buddy

A legend in lycra

lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Awwww thanks.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!

You Ms Dreavus have an all access pass

I can get you membership too lol

You smooth talker you

Let’s get out there and mingle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey everyone. Sixty this year; great to know that I'm in good company. We should all get to know each other a little better, after all, this is a very exclusive club.

Amen to that flirt

Stay in touch, it'll be great to have a mass gathering when this is all over.

I'm thinking somewhere lavish....yes...the dort of thing you'd expect to find in a lavatory

Not too fussed where we all gather phoenix... just as long as it does a discount for the over fifties and there's an endless supply of Worthers Originals."

I'm on it buddy...lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days...

What's the internet!!?

Welcome both

Isn't the internet when 2 fishermen join forces?

What happens if seamen happen to be about too?

They are fishermens friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

"
Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all you fabulous filthy over fifties!

Welcome puddles.... We're all wearing our sensible, velcro fastening over shoes so your puddles won't cause issues

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whoop whoop. Hopefully some of y’all also still remember keys in a bowl on the pre-internet days...

What's the internet!!?

Welcome both

Isn't the internet when 2 fishermen join forces?

What happens if seamen happen to be about too?

Then it's a parttttttttty.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm nearly there, I might as well stay."

Oh hello handsome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pop in for a hot chocolate before my bedtime."

Yup...of course....and lots of whippy cream

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Some real hotties in this very special club of ours... Turning the pacemaker up to full speed!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

you know what your sexy behind does to me

Apparently you need a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello oh rising one

Ahhaaaaaa!!!! Ms Cool.

Not just looking pretty in pink but absolutely chuffing gorgeous!!!

Lovely to see you...it's been a while

It has indeed you sweet, wonderful, masculine, seductive creature you.... Did you miss me

I did!!!!

And the only time you missed me was when I ducked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello oh rising one

Ahhaaaaaa!!!! Ms Cool.

Not just looking pretty in pink but absolutely chuffing gorgeous!!!

Lovely to see you...it's been a while

It has indeed you sweet, wonderful, masculine, seductive creature you.... Did you miss me

I did!!!!

And the only time you missed me was when I ducked lol

And you would only duck down to..... Mmm never mind lolol

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Ooooooo this thread's getting better by the minute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well hello

Well Helllloooooo siren!!!!

I can hear you screaming from hear...it is a good scream lol

Lovely to see you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Joing the queue everyone....Mr twister is about to spin the dial...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh "

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? "

I'm sure I can grab both of your legs and pop it in....

You hip that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some real hotties in this very special club of ours... Turning the pacemaker up to full speed!"

Go steady there.... that could be a pace we can't keep up with!!!

Awwww heck....go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello oh rising one

Ahhaaaaaa!!!! Ms Cool.

Not just looking pretty in pink but absolutely chuffing gorgeous!!!

Lovely to see you...it's been a while

It has indeed you sweet, wonderful, masculine, seductive creature you.... Did you miss me

I did!!!!

And the only time you missed me was when I ducked lol

And you would only duck down to..... Mmm never mind lolol"

And that is the only thing to duck down to....

Happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooo this thread's getting better by the minute!

Stick around and you're very welcome here buddy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

A lot off very sexy profiles here ...Loving this

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'm nearly there, I might as well stay.

Oh hello handsome.

I have my one way ticket booked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Me too, I was on the antiques roadshow...however...

I was overshadowed by a thimble lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip?

I'm sure I can grab both of your legs and pop it in....

You hip that is

Oh er

Good to know, now I can go full throttle Twister

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )We can share a booth in the reception room

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lot off very sexy profiles here ...Loving this

That's lovely....we love positivity here...and with that perspective you are more than welcome

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Some real hotties in this very special club of ours... Turning the pacemaker up to full speed!"

This made me laugh a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? "
only if your doing it right

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

Let me just lay down for awhile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip?

I'm sure I can grab both of your legs and pop it in....

You hip that is

Oh er

Good to know, now I can go full throttle Twister

Whoaaaaaa!!! steady!!! Full throttle twister is week 7 .... It's just twister for beginners tonight!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm nearly there, I might as well stay.

Oh hello handsome.

I have my one way ticket booked

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )We can share a booth in the reception room

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!

Maybe we could form a "nearly there but not quite 50 club"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Me too, I was on the antiques roadshow...however...

I was overshadowed by a thimble lol

Never......

No one and nothing shadows you Phoenix

However, I can think of some dark places you can slip into.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

Let me just lay down for awhile

Top n tail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )We can share a booth in the reception room

I hope that you are all well....

Still 4 years to go!

Maybe we could form a "nearly there but not quite 50 club"

Over to your Dreavs.....but just get involved....I KNOW that we'll all be Happy with that..

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip?

I'm sure I can grab both of your legs and pop it in....

You hip that is

Oh er

Good to know, now I can go full throttle Twister

Whoaaaaaa!!! steady!!! Full throttle twister is week 7 .... It's just twister for beginners tonight!

Damn...I was just practising my pop and lock moves. Ok I am off to play musical chairs with Posh

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Ooooooo this thread's getting better by the minute!

Stick around and you're very welcome here buddy

Cheers phoenix, hey being on furlough does have its advantages after all! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Me too, I was on the antiques roadshow...however...

I was overshadowed by a thimble lol

Never......

No one and nothing shadows you Phoenix

However, I can think of some dark places you can slip into."

Ohhhhh crikey!!! I'm not ready for my coffin just yet lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Hi there!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

Let me just lay down for awhile

Top n tail?

And everything in between

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Me too, I was on the antiques roadshow...however...

I was overshadowed by a thimble lol

Never......

No one and nothing shadows you Phoenix

However, I can think of some dark places you can slip into.

Ohhhhh crikey!!! I'm not ready for my coffin just yet lol

I'm not planning on killing you off just yet....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

Let me just lay down for awhile

Top n tail?

And everything in between

Hell yes Madame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip?

I'm sure I can grab both of your legs and pop it in....

You hip that is

Oh er

Good to know, now I can go full throttle Twister

Whoaaaaaa!!! steady!!! Full throttle twister is week 7 .... It's just twister for beginners tonight!

Damn...I was just practising my pop and lock moves. Ok I am off to play musical chairs with Posh

Ohhhh pop and lock...you say all the right things you minx

Now go play with Posh.... I'm happy to be a chair

WOOOF! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooo this thread's getting better by the minute!

Stick around and you're very welcome here buddy

Cheers phoenix, hey being on furlough does have its advantages after all! Lol"

Absolutely!!!! Find the positive from the negative...it is there...and...it is here

We love positive

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? only if your doing it right

Apparently I can't bust my moves out till week 7 so in the meantime you will have to settle for my left hand on red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi there!

Hi buddy....apolgies for the late reply....I wasn't expecting such a rush!!!!

You are very welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Joing the queue everyone....Mr twister is about to spin the dial...

"
1st spin put your left hand on your right bumcheek,and give yourself a light spank lol

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By *icky and MandyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hello.....

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Ooooooo this thread's getting better by the minute!

Stick around and you're very welcome here buddy

Cheers phoenix, hey being on furlough does have its advantages after all! Lol

Absolutely!!!! Find the positive from the negative...it is there...and...it is here

We love positive

I think being 63 might be ok really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? only if your doing it right

Apparently I can't bust my moves out till week 7 so in the meantime you will have to settle for my left hand on red

And right hand on pink please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're just about to hit the magic 175.....as you we're peeps!!!!

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Hello.....

Well, hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? only if your doing it right

Apparently I can't bust my moves out till week 7 so in the meantime you will have to settle for my left hand on red

And right hand on pink please

"
oh I like that better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off to bed."

Nighr night SD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Joing the queue everyone....Mr twister is about to spin the dial...

1st spin put your left hand on your right bumcheek,and give yourself a light spank lol

now this is a game that's got legs, arses, boobs and appehdages lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"50 plus here! Some fit people on here

Welcome Mt twister...

That's a great name and a great game...people of our age know

Thanks!! Naked Fab twister!! Whos game?

Will I pop a hip? only if your doing it right

Apparently I can't bust my moves out till week 7 so in the meantime you will have to settle for my left hand on red

We could all play strip poker..

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"We're just about to hit the magic 175.....as you we're peeps!!!!

Steady as she goes!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

OI!!!

I've told you before that......

You are very welcome here

I'm like a piece of the furniture

Is that an offer

Hey Posh

Well hi B..... absofuckinglutely it is

Let me just lay down for awhile

Top n tail?

And everything in between

Hell yes Madame

Ooooh Posh you are not so innocent

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