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Weird little quirks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's a weird little thing you do that you'd be embarrassed to do in front of someone else?

I'll go first - I have a little dance that comes out when I'm waiting for the microwave/kettle/toaster or for the shower to get hot.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't have any weird little quirks... im just weird.. And little Px

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I try not to have full on chats to myself in earshot of someone else.

It’s quite a regular thing when I’m on my own though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of "

Is farting weird??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had covid last may can’t taste food or smell anything find it difficult eating anyway but find I can’t eat in front of people know it sounds weird don’t eat that much any more now just enough to keep me going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try not to have full on chats to myself in earshot of someone else.

It’s quite a regular thing when I’m on my own though. "

Same!! Especially when I watch TV. I'm like a one-woman gogglebox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i don't have any weird little quirks... im just weird.. And little Px "

Best way to be

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

When I’m alone I sit upside down on the sofa. I lay down with my legs over the back and watch tv upside down. I have no idea why

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Whenever I'm concentrating really hard like on work or gaming, I stick my tongue out a little. I never noticed it bit now I try not to do it

Dammit!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We have a pet name we have used with each other for as long as I can remember. We rarely use our real names when addressing each other any more, unless we have company, in which case we try our hardest not to use it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of

Is farting weird?? "

Nah, me not farting is

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I try not to have full on chats to myself in earshot of someone else.

It’s quite a regular thing when I’m on my own though.

Same!! Especially when I watch TV. I'm like a one-woman gogglebox "

Another avid talker here regardless of company. I could have sworn I heard my dog tell me to shut it the other day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Whenever I'm concentrating really hard like on work or gaming, I stick my tongue out a little. I never noticed it bit now I try not to do it

Dammit!"

Mr KC does this. It's cute

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of

Is farting weird??

Nah, me not farting is "

I was being all sexy and flirty at a club and climbed into the sex swing and as soon as I lay back...I let rip couldn't get out of the fecking from laughing. Should come with a warning!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of

Is farting weird??

Nah, me not farting is

I was being all sexy and flirty at a club and climbed into the sex swing and as soon as I lay back...I let rip couldn't get out of the fecking from laughing. Should come with a warning!"

That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm alone doing something I always pretend I've got an audience.

"Hi guys and welcome to my cooking show! So for dinner today I am going to be making some sexy enchiladas and I will now show you how to chop an onion."

I wish I was lying. My daughter enjoys it though.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When I’m alone I sit upside down on the sofa. I lay down with my legs over the back and watch tv upside down. I have no idea why "

I do this! It's just comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm really enjoying food I do a little happy dance without realising. As soon as I catch myself doing it or somebody laughs I stop. There are only a few people I feel comfortable enough to let the happy dance continue with.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I prefer going upstairs on all fours.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"When I'm alone doing something I always pretend I've got an audience.

"Hi guys and welcome to my cooking show! So for dinner today I am going to be making some sexy enchiladas and I will now show you how to chop an onion."

I wish I was lying. My daughter enjoys it though. "

Jon Richardson does a bit on this. Absolutely hilarious

https://youtu.be/EW3mYxhbfZo

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"When I'm alone doing something I always pretend I've got an audience.

"Hi guys and welcome to my cooking show! So for dinner today I am going to be making some sexy enchiladas and I will now show you how to chop an onion."

I wish I was lying. My daughter enjoys it though. "

Love it. I used to do it when I was a kid, may take it up again

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"i don't have any weird little quirks... im just weird.. And little Px "

Me too

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By *lirt and funCouple
over a year ago

ilford


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of

Is farting weird??

Nah, me not farting is

I was being all sexy and flirty at a club and climbed into the sex swing and as soon as I lay back...I let rip couldn't get out of the fecking from laughing. Should come with a warning!"

Love it - hope there was no one in front priming up for action x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm alone doing something I always pretend I've got an audience.

"Hi guys and welcome to my cooking show! So for dinner today I am going to be making some sexy enchiladas and I will now show you how to chop an onion."

I wish I was lying. My daughter enjoys it though. "

I do this!!!

Or interviews about imaginary films I've starred in while in the shower

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Believe it or not, there are some people I won't fart in front of "
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Breathing it in is apparently good for others

Just let rip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm really enjoying food I do a little happy dance without realising. As soon as I catch myself doing it or somebody laughs I stop. There are only a few people I feel comfortable enough to let the happy dance continue with. "

LOL Gregg Wallace does this on Masterchef when something's really good. I think it's adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing songs I made up about my dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever I'm concentrating really hard like on work or gaming, I stick my tongue out a little. I never noticed it bit now I try not to do it

Dammit!"

I have a range of concentration faces when I do my make up lol:

Bronzer - sucking cheeks in

Mascara - mouth open a little with my top lip curled over my teeth

And I've got a "ooft, is that me ?" face for when I've finished and I'm feeling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singing songs I made up about my dogs."

Now I want to hear those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer going upstairs on all fours. "

Yes ! Quite common I found out recently.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I prefer going upstairs on all fours.

Yes ! Quite common I found out recently."

It's just so much easier!

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