FabSwingers.com forum: It bugs me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It bugs me that asparagus are so kink unfriendly.

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to enjoy a nice diner of asparagus with hollandaise sauce without worrying about the golden shower later the same evening?

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

It only effects certain people in that way x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's almost guaranteed that someone is into asparagus wee golden showers.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Eat after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes my pee smell bad

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

When you forget you've eaten fresh beetroot and then think you're dying when you do a red wee!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm too vanilla for this, can someone explain please

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

When you forget you've eaten fresh beetroot and then think you're dying when you do a red wee!

Every time!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'm too vanilla for this, can someone explain please

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it can make your pee stink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's almost guaranteed that someone is into asparagus wee golden showers. "

Definition of unicorn in my book!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm too vanilla for this, can someone explain please

it can make your pee stink"

Oh wow, I never knew that

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat after? "

Very pragmatic! And true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It only effects certain people in that way x"

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Or you could enjoy the asparagus , I'll abstain and pee on you ? Du coup it's sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"makes my pee smell bad"

I see you understand the problem!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"It only effects certain people in that way x

Really?"

Never affected me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eaten asparagus, im going to have to try it now

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It only effects certain people in that way x

Really?"

I was told this at the weekend! I'm not sure how true it is but I said I'd never noticed a smell after eating asparagus and apparently it's genetic like with the coriander tasting of soap thing. Some people just don't smell it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or you could enjoy the asparagus , I'll abstain and pee on you ? Du coup it's sorted

Don’t you like asparagus? Are you confident you can resist reaching for my plate just for the one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It only effects certain people in that way x

Really?

Genetics failing me once more! Life is cruel!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nope . asparagus don't agree with me

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Or you could enjoy the asparagus , I'll abstain and pee on you ? Du coup it's sorted

Don’t you like asparagus? Are you confident you can resist reaching for my plate just for the one?"

If I get to pipi on you ... yep I can refrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say it’s not the asparagus why someone ain’t pissing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

c'est vrai que ça donne à la pisse une odeur nauséabond

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!"

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never eaten asparagus, im going to have to try it now

If you enjoy giving golden showers, ask your partner first. Friendly advice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone? "

Shit! I forgot about that one!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone? "

(Vomit) Not quite what I meant but if I smell asparagus pee it could turn that way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten asparagus, im going to have to try it now

If you enjoy giving golden showers, ask your partner first. Friendly advice!"

I will bare that in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or you could enjoy the asparagus , I'll abstain and pee on you ? Du coup it's sorted

Don’t you like asparagus? Are you confident you can resist reaching for my plate just for the one?

If I get to pipi on you ... yep I can refrain

Thank you. Much appreciated.

We’ll have pizza the next time.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone?

Shit! I forgot about that one! "

Not shit. That's a brown shower

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Does it depend on the amount of asparagus eaten? Maybe limit it to couple spears?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone?

Shit! I forgot about that one!

Not shit. That's a brown shower

Bloody kink world! So complicated!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone?

Shit! I forgot about that one!

Not shit. That's a brown shower

Bloody kink world! So complicated! "

Go back to the beginning, start again sin

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

No issues here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agreed!

I'll eat beetroot and we'll play rainbow showers Sin

Now! Here is an idea!

The pair of you do realise rainbow showers is throwing up on someone?

Shit! I forgot about that one!

Not shit. That's a brown shower

Bloody kink world! So complicated!

Go back to the beginning, start again sin"

Where do we start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it depend on the amount of asparagus eaten? Maybe limit it to couple spears?

As tasty as they are, asparagus are pure evil: just the one stinks your kink! And it’s quite formidable because it’s in the matter of minutes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

c'est vrai que ça donne à la pisse une odeur nauséabond"

Ouais! Je devrais me contenter de pastèques!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Did you know asparagus is a type of lilly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know asparagus is a type of lilly? "

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

c'est vrai que ça donne à la pisse une odeur nauséabond"
easy for you to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No issues here lol

I might hotlist your profile!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I can’t say I’ve noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t say I’ve noticed

Maybe you haven’t eaten enough asparagus. Or tried the other thing!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have pineapple for dessert?!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I can’t say I’ve noticed

Maybe you haven’t eaten enough asparagus. Or tried the other thing!"

Maybe ..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It would be nice to have your cake can eat it

I could resist the lure if asparagus for a night!

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"It only effects certain people in that way x

Really?

Never affected me.

I eat Asparagus often and haven't noticed that it makes my wee smell, how strange that it has that effect...wonder why?

I have eaten fresh beetroot and noticed my wee goes the same color...good job I knew before I ate it...can also make your poo the same color too

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"It only effects certain people in that way x

Really?"

Info from the net.

Though most everyone probably produces the scent to some degree, it seems not everyone's noses pick up on it. In fact, a study my colleagues and I conducted in 2017 found that only 40 percent of those surveyed reported detecting the odor in their urine.4 May 2018

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be nice to have your cake can eat it

I could resist the lure if asparagus for a night!"

Asparagus cake I don’t know, but a quiche definitely!

And I like your sense of priorities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have pineapple for dessert?!"

Does it act like an antidote?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have pineapple for dessert?!

Does it act like an antidote?"

Pineapple is supposed to make cum taste sweeter, so was just a theory for the pee too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have pineapple for dessert?!

Does it act like an antidote?

Pineapple is supposed to make cum taste sweeter, so was just a theory for the pee too

I think it’s worth experimenting.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

if you rub the tip of your penis in Lard It helps nEutralise the Smell.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have pineapple for dessert?!

Does it act like an antidote?

Pineapple is supposed to make cum taste sweeter, so was just a theory for the pee too

I think it’s worth experimenting. "

I'm sure there's worse experiments you could undertake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if you rub the tip of your penis in Lard It helps nEutralise the Smell.

You’re pulling my leg! It’s not my Willy that smells

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