FabSwingers.com forum: The Fool that I am !

By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !

Do I just put it all back ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a break and go back to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !

Do I just put it all back ? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it all back in do it tomorrow

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Take a break and go back to it? "
This, don't do a half job, you know you will only end up having to come back to it.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

The Male half of fab are leading the way with the positive I see

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will anyone trip over it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flame thrower.. Torch it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Have a bonfire problem solved.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Put it all on eBay ...problem solved

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Yes put it back. Give yourself 10 mins a day to take a little bit of stuff out, go through and bin or keep.

Less overwhelming that way.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Flame thrower.. Torch it"

One for the ladies .. it’s tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it, drink strong alcohol, nothing ever looks as bad as it is when ya pissed

You're welcome

Claire

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Will anyone trip over it?"

Yes !! Me !!

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

It's even worse when you have bought a replacement for the item you wondered where it went.

Then put the new one with the one you just found and, well you know where this is going.

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By *namCarasCouple
over a year ago

dundee

if its been in the cupboard under the stairs for more than 6 months..... you dont need it !

bin the lot.... stick some music on and dance round the house in your pants .

you’ll feel much better for it

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"if its been in the cupboard under the stairs for more than 6 months..... you dont need it !

bin the lot.... stick some music on and dance round the house in your pants .

you’ll feel much better for it

That reminds I’ve still got to put the washing on .. no clean pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it all back in, pretend it doesn't exist, have a drink and worry about it in 6 months time.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"It's even worse when you have bought a replacement for the item you wondered where it went.

Then put the new one with the one you just found and, well you know where this is going. "

You’ve got a few of those now haven’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make 3 piles

Stuff to keep

Stuff for the charity shop

Stuff to bin

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Do I just put it all back ? "

Same! Sorting out all myy clothes and I'm bored now lol will have to sort it though as I can't see my bed

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Make 3 piles

Stuff to keep

Stuff for the charity shop

Stuff to bin

I’m a great believer that charity starts at home .. the bin is looking favourite and full

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

This made me chuckle.. I call mine the room of doom. I’ve put a piece of furniture in front of it so I have a good excuse not to deal with it. I’d chuck it back...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Make 3 piles

Stuff to keep

Stuff for the charity shop

Stuff to bin

I’m a great believer that charity starts at home .. the bin is looking favourite and full "

Charity shops aren't takimg donations near me. I've got a pile of stiff to donate but no fucker wants it and I don't want to do a car boot whem they re open

Tip run soon I reckon

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Do I just put it all back ?

Same! Sorting out all myy clothes and I'm bored now lol will have to sort it though as I can't see my bed "

You know what last year pre first lockdown had a massive clear out renewed almost everything , at a cost as well I may add .. Since then everything has been shut and I ain’t worn none of it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was under the stairs then it means you don't need it - charity shop or bin the lot

I wish I could take my own advice for my cupboard of doom

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm shuddering as I know it well.

I tend to run away going "lalallalalalalalalala" and stay away until I've forgotten all about it. Then despise myself when I next clap eyes on it wishing I'd hidden it again. Rinse and repeat until I actually hide it again

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

If anyone is in need of “ a bag for life “ I may be able to help out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make 3 piles

Stuff to keep

Stuff for the charity shop

Stuff to bin

I’m a great believer that charity starts at home .. the bin is looking favourite and full

Charity shops aren't takimg donations near me. I've got a pile of stiff to donate but no fucker wants it and I don't want to do a car boot whem they re open

Tip run soon I reckon "

Won't the charity shops be open this week? Hoping they are.

I have so many bags of stuff, I'm going to have to go to a few.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Make three piles.

Step back.

Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.

Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.

Then have a cry.

Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Make three piles.

Step back.

Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.

Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.

Then have a cry.

Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.

I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be fair it doesn’t look so bad now ..

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Make three piles.

Step back.

Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.

Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.

Then have a cry.

Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.

I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be

fair it doesn’t look so bad now .. "

Pile C not see .. ok the drinks kicking in now

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Make three piles.

Step back.

Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.

Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.

Then have a cry.

Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.

I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be fair it doesn’t look so bad now .. "

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Not a chance, once I start a job I'm committed and WILL finish it! No Arthur's here

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Not a chance, once I start a job I'm committed and WILL finish it! No Arthur's here

Pah no need to gloat !! .

One drink lead to another , then Nirvana silver went on a 400 Watt system and in all honesty 1/2 job would be an optimistic assessment .. in probably looking at an 1/8 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (V) do this all the time! More so with moving furniture around. I suddenly have the mad urge to rearrange a room and I have to do it straight away. Two hrs later and I’m looking at something that resembles a bomb site. By that stage I’m hot, sweaty and bad tempered and it usually all goes back to exactly how it was before!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You've done your bit. Put it all back and bid farewell to the stuff until you meet again in 10 years.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"I (V) do this all the time! More so with moving furniture around. I suddenly have the mad urge to rearrange a room and I have to do it straight away. Two hrs later and I’m looking at something that resembles a bomb site. By that stage I’m hot, sweaty and bad tempered and it usually all goes back to exactly how it was before!

If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If you do decide to throw it back in and shut the door at least you now know what's in there

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"You've done your bit. Put it all back and bid farewell to the stuff until you meet again in 10 years. "

I found a leather corset , two pairs of high heeled shoes and a gas mask ..

In less than 10 years I may need to look a bit thinner . Reach up to a shelf to get something and be prepared for a chemical attack .. so I think I will leave them out ..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece

I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much "

Don’t be too quick to dismiss the bad tempered bit.....it can lead to some interesting outcomes!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Do I just put it all back ? "

Did you get it all sorted OP?

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Do I just put it all back ?

Did you get it all sorted OP?"

If I say yes will my nose grow ?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Do I just put it all back ?

Did you get it all sorted OP?

If I say yes will my nose grow ? "

Not if you cross your fingers behind your back - it’s like a get out of jail free card

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece

I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!! "
then she can get rid of it ...job done

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much

Don’t be too quick to dismiss the bad tempered bit.....it can lead to some interesting outcomes!"

Oh I’m not dismissing it .. probably just a frightened of it .. is it like there’s been a gas leak ?

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece

I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!! then she can get rid of it ...job done

How fucking brave do you think I am !!!

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Do I just put it all back ?

Did you get it all sorted OP?

If I say yes will my nose grow ?

Not if you cross your fingers behind your back - it’s like a get out of jail free card

Ok cool ,, yes all sorted I’m so pleased with what I’ve achieved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m not dismissing it .. probably just a frightened of it .. is it like there’s been a gas leak ? "

Along those lines

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Oh I’m not dismissing it .. probably just a frightened of it .. is it like there’s been a gas leak ?

Along those lines

I’ll wear my hard hat

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Do I just put it all back ? "

This is what back gardens and matches were made for

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