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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok lets have it

I once let all the tyres down on my ex's car in the middle of the night (i was 17)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once scratched my ex's car when I found out he had been unfaithful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once swore never to have sex with women after i found my car had its tyres let down and a dirty great scratch in paintwork ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I once swore never to have sex with women after i found my car had its tyres let down and a dirty great scratch in paintwork ??? "

Haha nothing to so with me.... honest

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friends and I once broke into this station to steal some paperwork. We dressed up as people who worked there and got the plans and freed my sister from a detaining block inside the station.

We escaped with the paper work and mounted an attack on the station with our whole group using the details we had stolen. We won and destroyed the station. There was a medal ceremony afterward. Needless to say we all had great time!

I wish I could have told my father about it but I don't know who he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to go luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way to go luke "

Oh i thought it was an x box game or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a packet of fruit pastilles from the sweetie shop when I was 9 and got caught

Am better at it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a single bi fem called Shirley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry headmaster it was me and seven others who lifted the goal posts out and parked your car there before putting the goal posts back blocking you in so you couldnt drive it out and it was us who burnt our ties on the final day and put the ashes in the sugestions box, after 40 years it feels good to get it of my chest sorry mr "bog" marsh headmaster wilmslow boys school

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The one i want to confess to i cant

Cant think of much i confess too. We used to go round phone boxes, stick tissue up the inside where the money came out so that when peoples money ejected it got stuck then once a week we went round collecting all the money

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yes, i took a tampon out of its cardboard outside, felt tipped the end red and stuck it in the maths teachers desk.

In fact its all coming back to me now lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We had a woodwork teacher who was deaf, when he turned his hearing aid up we all shouted when he turned it down we all whispered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a woodwork teacher who was deaf, when he turned his hearing aid up we all shouted when he turned it down we all whispered"

I pity your poor teachers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.

when he got back he said he had made a video.

i asked him if i could see it and he said no.

when he went out i watched it.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"I once scratched my ex's car when I found out he had been unfaithful "

I trust you don't still do this? Especially as we're on a swinging site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually a single bi fem called Shirley! "

get with the game

this is confession time

not stating the obvious !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.

when he got back he said he had made a video.

i asked him if i could see it and he said no.

when he went out i watched it. "

well come on what was on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when my son was a teenager he went to stay with his friends for the nite.

when he got back he said he had made a video.

i asked him if i could see it and he said no.

when he went out i watched it.

well come on what was on it"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went "
. In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went "

Class .... love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ex made me so cross once that I washed all of his black undies with a bunch of white bog roll and pretended it was an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went

Class .... love it "

well I paid for it was in my name so guess if I ever got caught they couldn't of done me as it was mine lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went . In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone "

With nipples and a body like yours, i would forgive almost anything lol

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

confession mmmmmmm were do i start so many lol but i once put itching powder in a load of guys undies in changing room racks at school they all thought they had crabs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not the vindictive type

Mummy Bussy on the other hand ...........

In the days when you used to get paid into your hand in a little brown envelope Daddy Bussy decided he was going to and get legless on the way home from work.

It was a pay day, a Friday, the last one before Christmas.

On arrival home, he was so d*unk that he couldn't walk. The taxi driver had opened Dads pay packet and told Mum he had taken the money for the fare and handed it to her.

Anyway, she hid it !

All weekend she kept on at him about how bad Christmas was going to be. They had no food, the kids didn't have any presents etc

He was a shaken man

And then on the Monday, she put it on the breakfast table.

I've been careful never to piss her off since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lets have it

I once let all the tyres down on my ex's car in the middle of the night (i was 17) "

I'm secretly a girl pretending to be a single male to get back at all the guys pretending to be single girls, Ooppps secrets out .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I brought an ex a car and when we split he turned nasty so I had the car taken cut up and buried in many mates farm, to this day he don't know where his car went . In my mates farm I ment dam bloody phone

With nipples and a body like yours, i would forgive almost anything lol

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thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A few months ago i had to go to my ex's , i went for A wee then stuck his toothbrush down the toilet and gave it a good swirl around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few months ago i had to go to my ex's , i went for A wee then stuck his toothbrush down the toilet and gave it a good swirl around "
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Haha love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few months ago i had to go to my ex's , i went for A wee then stuck his toothbrush down the toilet and gave it a good swirl around .

Haha love that "

Believe me he deserved it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im loving all these, makes me look like a pussycat

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A few months ago i had to go to my ex's , i went for A wee then stuck his toothbrush down the toilet and gave it a good swirl around "

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