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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is NOT Jim, this is NOT Jim. He went for a sit down wee, but hasn't been seen since

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers. You're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Howdy

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Lol, that escalated quickly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd like to apologise for the descent.... but I'm not sorry.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy"

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Howdy"

Partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not sorry!

It’s informative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the game

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level "

Love that, didnt know it was called that haha, and really? Hope its made everyone smile haha

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

And Posh is our 4th ¹stFace

(The prize budget is absolutely fucked )

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level "

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sorry not sorry!

It’s informative "

Education is the name of the game. Possibly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And Posh is our 4th ¹stFace

(The prize budget is absolutely fucked )"

I'm ok. I'll bring coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level "

Do you swallow when the music stops

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Back in the game "

Hello again Muchas! The last thread whizzed by

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I should just say.... penises are awesome.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And Posh is our 4th ¹stFace

(The prize budget is absolutely fucked )

I'm ok. I'll bring coffee."

Do you have a reusable cup?

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"I should just say.... penises are awesome."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too "

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And Posh is our 4th ¹stFace

(The prize budget is absolutely fucked )

I'm ok. I'll bring coffee.

Do you have a reusable cup? "

I have many!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jim'll be sorry he missed it

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hurrah for penises

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one "

We should team up. The world would be scared but also so much fun

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim'll be sorry he missed it "

Jim would have sage words to contribute to this penis discussion, for sure

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hurrah for penises "

And so say all of us!

Most of us.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one "

I agree with you

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm going to WhatsApp Jim in the morning for his thoughts on penis nibbling, snowballing and scented candles

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Felching for afters anyone

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hurrah for penises

And so say all of us!

Most of us."

I do love the old love truncheon. Where'd we be without them? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to WhatsApp Jim in the morning for his thoughts on penis nibbling, snowballing and scented candles "

And the general joy of the peen also I hope.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Felching for afters anyone "

That's a no

(Don't Google, Posh!)

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon

So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone "

Dirty bugger

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Felching for afters anyone "

Just no. Thank you. Not for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one

I agree with you "

Hey.... at least I shouldn’t get a telling off for 48 hrs on this one! Hopefully..... erm fingers crossed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurrah for penises

And so say all of us!

Most of us.

I do love the old love truncheon. Where'd we be without them? X"

Indeed. Hurrah. I’m so happy I have one.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Felching for afters anyone

That's a no

(Don't Google, Posh!)"

It's one I've known for years sadly.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests."

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha"

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone "

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

(This'd never happen on Jim's watch

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much."

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one

I agree with you

Hey.... at least I shouldn’t get a telling off for 48 hrs on this one! Hopefully..... erm fingers crossed again "

Shush! The Mods are asleep - don't wake them! X

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Felching for afters anyone

That's a no

(Don't Google, Posh!)"

Jim would be disappointed with me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated..."

You make it sound so scientific KC!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!"

DO NOT GOOGLE.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

You make it sound so scientific KC! "

Well, I is a scientist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated..."

I never do full quantity... my little tip on the end of the last thread ensures that lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha"

Yes. Love it!

Just no finishing in the mouth....

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Felching for afters anyone

That's a no

(Don't Google, Posh!)

Jim would be disappointed with me "

Frankly he'd be disappointed with us all. We might never be allowed to sub for him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!"

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

I never do full quantity... my little tip on the end of the last thread ensures that lol"

*Goes back to investigate*

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one."

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?"

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole..."

Oh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

You make it sound so scientific KC!

Well, I is a scientist "

You is indeed

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Oh "

We did say best not to Google

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Love it!

Just no finishing in the mouth...."

In the mouth for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

You make it sound so scientific KC! "

She transfers it from her mouth to mine, is that it. I think I understand the nuance in the two terms but I’ve always called both by the same name. I’ve learnt something new but I still prefer the term cum kiss.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act "

It really is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Oh

We did say best not to Google "

Yup... not googled, thanks for the image though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry, just to backtrack a little to snowball. Is it also called a cum kiss? That’s what I’ve always known it as and it’s as intimate as the name suggests.

My understanding it's more than a kiss, rather the oral exchange of cum in the full quantity ejaculated...

You make it sound so scientific KC!

She transfers it from her mouth to mine, is that it. I think I understand the nuance in the two terms but I’ve always called both by the same name. I’ve learnt something new but I still prefer the term cum kiss."

That's the one. Cum kiss is a nicer term.

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head."

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole..."

Thank you for the explanation.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act

It really is!"

I’m sure a felcher is some sort of medieval crafts person... not a filthy pervert

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?"

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Oh

We did say best not to Google

Yup... not googled, thanks for the image though "

You're very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion "

Goodnight gorgeous x

Thanks for the chat

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion "

It's been a delight to be a part of dragging y'all into the gutter KC.

Sleep well treacle xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Thank you for the explanation."

It's really not for everyone, is it?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act

It really is!

I’m sure a felcher is some sort of medieval crafts person... not a filthy pervert "

Oh it should be.

Well. Both probably.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion "

Good night... thanks for being the hostess with the mostest

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!"

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy

Just for you:

Snowballing is passing cum from your mouth to someone else's.....

Never before has the nocturnal thread descended to this level

I knew that.... was Shadow who didn't.... I think.

And I apologised for the descent although I think it was Pixie too

I think it was Pixie too... she’s one to watch her you know! Always get you in to trouble that one

I agree with you

Hey.... at least I shouldn’t get a telling off for 48 hrs on this one! Hopefully..... erm fingers crossed again

Shush! The Mods are asleep - don't wake them! X"

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion

Good night... thanks for being the hostess with the mostest"

I won't ask the mostest what?!

Goodnight campers!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion "

Night night KC. Well done. Good nocturnaling! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Thank you for the explanation.

It's really not for everyone, is it? "

No, rather too niche for me, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay folks. It's 03:30, we've trashed the nocturnal thread and Jim will be turning in his sleep (probably still stuck on the loo).

It's time I got my beauty sleep, 'else I'll have a face like a slapped arse in the morning

It's been an honour and a pleasure to host this debauched discussion

Night night KC. Well done. Good nocturnaling! Xx"

Good night Mrs. KC.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha"

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!"

Ooooooh....... a date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!"

Good luck. Don’t think you can go too far wrong in any outfit. Good night.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!"

Oh, lucky you! And lucky him, to be fair xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Felching for afters anyone

What is that???

Every day is a school day!!

Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one.

Felching = sucking cum out of someone's bumhole...

Thank you for the explanation.

It's really not for everyone, is it?

No, rather too niche for me, I think."

Same. Definitely....

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act

It really is!

I’m sure a felcher is some sort of medieval crafts person... not a filthy pervert

Oh it should be.

Well. Both probably."

Ye olde days were much less binary

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry...."

Genuinely i am, but its nice to have someone to share the mindset with for sure, i mean im gqme to chat about it if you are

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It is a lovely sounding word for such a filthy act

It really is!

I’m sure a felcher is some sort of medieval crafts person... not a filthy pervert

Oh it should be.

Well. Both probably.

Ye olde days were much less binary "

I believe they were..... if only we could have that and indoor plumbing!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Morning to you all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry....

Genuinely i am, but its nice to have someone to share the mindset with for sure, i mean im gqme to chat about it if you are "

That's what we're here for, to chew the cud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date! "

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Morning to you all "

Morning Mr Harlequin. You're up late/early? X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry....

Genuinely i am, but its nice to have someone to share the mindset with for sure, i mean im gqme to chat about it if you are

That's what we're here for, to chew the cud x"

If it's chewy I'm not swallowing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Oh, lucky you! And lucky him, to be fair xx"

Awww you’re too kind!!

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry....

Genuinely i am, but its nice to have someone to share the mindset with for sure, i mean im gqme to chat about it if you are

That's what we're here for, to chew the cud x"

Haha good terminology x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date!

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x"

Aw, how lovely!

Enjoy. You'll be fine x

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Urm well, uhum..

That was an informative read up.

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Oh, lucky you! And lucky him, to be fair xx

Awww you’re too kind!! "

Yeah best of luck, youll be awesome im sure, exude confidence x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"So tell me ladies, is guys giving head a thing you enjoy or not? No wrong answers haha

Yes. Yes. And yes. Very much.

Thats cool, is it ok to ask you what you enjoy about it?

Ahhh..... the beauty of peen in mouth.

I like to have the control. The taste and feel of my tongue slipping around and over the head, then the filling of my mouth with the shaft, and the best part.... looking up at him and catching him watching me, then swallowing as the head hits the back of my throat and he moans.... and knowing that right then I have him totally under my power.

Weirdly I'm totally submissive apart from giving head.

Sounds fantastic, and all the things i enjoy haha, the control is a great feeling right?

Tis. But now I'm thinking about it and I'm not going to be able to sleep!

I do apologise haha, me too if it makes any difference haha

Not really.... and I don't think you're actually sorry....

Genuinely i am, but its nice to have someone to share the mindset with for sure, i mean im gqme to chat about it if you are

That's what we're here for, to chew the cud x

If it's chewy I'm not swallowing it "

I just sicked up a little

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date!

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x"

You'll be fabulous I have no doubt! This dating thing..... I vaguely recall..... is it the one where you don't know what their peen looks like before you meet them?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Urm well, uhum..

That was an informative read up. "

Happy to service.

I mean... be of service

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Urm well, uhum..

That was an informative read up. "

I'll bet it was

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

That's what we're here for, to chew the cud x

If it's chewy I'm not swallowing it

I just sicked up a little "

Sorry

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Night all... my candle burneth downe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date!

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x

You'll be fabulous I have no doubt! This dating thing..... I vaguely recall..... is it the one where you don't know what their peen looks like before you meet them?"

Yes that’s the sort!

Thanks guys.. I’ll let you know how it went on tonight’s nocturnal thread xx

Night you filthy lot

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Night all... my candle burneth downe"

Night lovely xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date!

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x

You'll be fabulous I have no doubt! This dating thing..... I vaguely recall..... is it the one where you don't know what their peen looks like before you meet them?

Yes that’s the sort!

Thanks guys.. I’ll let you know how it went on tonight’s nocturnal thread xx

Night you filthy lot "

Make sure you do!

Night pixie x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening everyone x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Night all... my candle burneth downe"

Nanight

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x"

Well .....Morning

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should probably go too

I have a ‘date’ tomorrow afternoon and need to decide on an outfit to socially distance myself from a man that I want to find me sexy as hell....

Pffft the drama of it all!!

Ooooooh....... a date!

Yes a proper RL date too!!

We’re taking a walk around a local park and getting a coffee

Nervous as hell mind x

You'll be fabulous I have no doubt! This dating thing..... I vaguely recall..... is it the one where you don't know what their peen looks like before you meet them?

Yes that’s the sort!

Thanks guys.. I’ll let you know how it went on tonight’s nocturnal thread xx

Night you filthy lot "

Nanight Pixie

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning "

Morning indeed!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other. "

Morning Mr

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other. "

Jeez, that's a long day! Were you travelling?

Yes, we do miss each other. I'm always up late (though starting to nod off now) x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Morning indeed!"

Fell asleep.d*unk about 9pm and here i am as bright as a button at this bleedin time

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By *ob longMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Good morning I'm up and horny

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning "

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good night to all those who are still awake and good morning to those who have just awoken.

I have already learnt one or two new things today.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie. "

That sounds like it could be fun....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x"

I'm getting some coffee and sitting on the patio. Wait for the sun to come up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good night to all those who are still awake and good morning to those who have just awoken.

I have already learnt one or two new things today. "

You're not off too are you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x"

Erm Red. You can't abandon me

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other.

Morning Mr"

Mr me me thinks you holdoff to high opinion of me x

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

Erm Red. You can't abandon me "

Its getting to that time, graveyard shift haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

Erm Red. You can't abandon me "

I have to I'm afraid PoshPants.

You're more than capable of holding your own....and anybody else's

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other.

Morning Mr

Mr me me thinks you holdoff to high opinion of me x "

You're a Mr.... it's not like I said sir!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

Erm Red. You can't abandon me

I have to I'm afraid PoshPants.

You're more than capable of holding your own....and anybody else's "

Deserter!

Although.... true story

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun...."

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

Erm Red. You can't abandon me "

Lol alone ...,! scared

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right. Goodnight all, it's been such fun. Love you all

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Right. Goodnight all, it's been such fun. Love you all "

G'night and sweet dreams.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Evening everyone x

Well .....Morning

Good morning. Though I shall soon be retiring.....x

Erm Red. You can't abandon me

I have to I'm afraid PoshPants.

You're more than capable of holding your own....and anybody else's "

Night red

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Right. Goodnight all, it's been such fun. Love you all "

Nanight beautiful xx

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other.

Morning Mr

Mr me me thinks you holdoff to high opinion of me x

You're a Mr.... it's not like I said sir!"

Oh now that has a ring to it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right "

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"

Right. Goodnight all, it's been such fun. Love you all "

Night x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning to you red x Up early would be great unfortunately I have been working well from 8am Saturday morning just back. How’s you been doing not chatting with you in ages seem to miss each other.

Morning Mr

Mr me me thinks you holdoff to high opinion of me x

You're a Mr.... it's not like I said sir!

Oh now that has a ring to it "

How did I know that would get your juices flowing?

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill "

Got to be quantity right?

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill "

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out. "

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts "

We didn't go anywhere....

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer "

Ffs I actually laughed there

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Got to be quantity right?"

Well after lockdown I’m thinking that’s not going to be an issue swimming in it lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere...."

I dropped behind you with the new thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer

Ffs I actually laughed there "

Hell yes! I've still got the comedy genius!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread "

Oh my... I wondered who that was

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer

Ffs I actually laughed there

Hell yes! I've still got the comedy genius! "

Stooop it

You did it again so yes you indeed have.

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was "

It was but a brush past with force

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer

Ffs I actually laughed there

Hell yes! I've still got the comedy genius!

Stooop it

You did it again so yes you indeed have.

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder "

You can check that one out no way I’m having that search on my browser history

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who would thunk it, sat hear thinking about snowballing at fetching at almost 4 am.

Thanks all.

Urm so, when snowballing, surely it's a good time to have a little completion on the go and see who can blow the biggest spunk bubble.

Good luck with the date pixie.

That sounds like it could be fun....

Completion, wtf...

*rubs eyes*

I meant competition, I think you got that though

Something for you to do if ever in that situation, it's all about having fun right

I did get it....

Absolutely is about fun. And now I'm seriously considering it. I wonder if quantity is most important here. Or skill

Or maybe even both ya know, only one way to find out.

Now I need a victim.

Damn auto carrot. Volunteer

Ffs I actually laughed there

Hell yes! I've still got the comedy genius!

Stooop it

You did it again so yes you indeed have.

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder "

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force "

Past? Dammit.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit."

I know right (I blame you)

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game? "

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed "

I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit.

I know right (I blame you) "

It's always my fault

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit.

I know right (I blame you)

It's always my fault "

True can’t be me I’m a sir

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed "

There would probably need to be a judge....

And a specific set of rules about the spunk I imagine.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit.

I know right (I blame you)

It's always my fault

True can’t be me I’m a sir "

I totally started that rumour

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too "

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth "

I volunteer!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit.

I know right (I blame you)

It's always my fault

True can’t be me I’m a sir

I totally started that rumour "

Sir cum a lot Camelot I mean forget the last bit ok

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed

There would probably need to be a judge....

And a specific set of rules about the spunk I imagine. "

Unless we set the standard of which others try to do better at

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ops I lost you all there # oh my after caching up on the posts

We didn't go anywhere....

I dropped behind you with the new thread

Oh my... I wondered who that was

It was but a brush past with force

Past? Dammit.

I know right (I blame you)

It's always my fault

True can’t be me I’m a sir

I totally started that rumour

Sir cum a lot Camelot I mean forget the last bit ok "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed

There would probably need to be a judge....

And a specific set of rules about the spunk I imagine.

Unless we set the standard of which others try to do better at "

Ooh now you're talking. And then if they succeed we can set higher standards....

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer! "

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed

There would probably need to be a judge....

And a specific set of rules about the spunk I imagine.

Unless we set the standard of which others try to do better at

Ooh now you're talking. And then if they succeed we can set higher standards.... "

Exactly, this is our world record after all. I'll start chomping on the pineapples

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer!

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right "

Oi!

Fair.

But I'm still not quiet

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer!

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right

Oi!

Fair.

But I'm still not quiet "

I'm thinking we should have "I'm forever blowing bubbles" playing whilst setting this record

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed

There would probably need to be a judge....

And a specific set of rules about the spunk I imagine.

Unless we set the standard of which others try to do better at

Ooh now you're talking. And then if they succeed we can set higher standards....

Exactly, this is our world record after all. I'll start chomping on the pineapples "

So very thoughtful you are. I may need some practice blows....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer!

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right

Oi!

Fair.

But I'm still not quiet

I'm thinking we should have "I'm forever blowing bubbles" playing whilst setting this record "

And now you're joining in the comedy genius!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry Jim.... we dragged the nocturnal thread right into the gutter

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer! "

Me too haha

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer!

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right

Oi!

Fair.

But I'm still not quiet

I'm thinking we should have "I'm forever blowing bubbles" playing whilst setting this record

And now you're joining in the comedy genius! "

It's all about the practice, you know, you have to get it just right.

I'm normally funny at this time, just a shame I'm also usually sleeping

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"

Is there a Guinness world record for the biggest spunk bubble I wonder

Ok.... so I don't usually dare Google things I read on here.

But... I risked it and it appears not yet.

You game?

So, I provide the spunk and you can blow the bubble, but I wonder if there'd be any specifications that would need to be followed I believe that you may have to pass it from mouth to mouth ’ too

If a spunk bubble competition, yes, but that's also something two ladies could compete over, for the record, I'm sure it would only need to be spunk in one mouth

I volunteer!

Oh peace I mean right she doesn’t talk with her mouth full right

Oi!

Fair.

But I'm still not quiet

I'm thinking we should have "I'm forever blowing bubbles" playing whilst setting this record "

Or the Aquafresh mouthwash theme tune

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