FabSwingers.com forum: The Rate Your Own Cock Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does what it says in the title.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Outstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small, curved and totally useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overrated

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By *imatureMan
over a year ago

sligo

I like it

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Overall, a faithful and reliable companion. Embarrassed me a fair bit when I was younger but has mellowed into a source of constancy and strength.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.2 out off 10 ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard 8 out of 10

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

6 foot tall and is a complete bellend sometimes.....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine is definitely the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

House trained

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Asian lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Welsh

Celtic

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

there or there abouts

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It stinks

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By *nergeticlemurMan
over a year ago

wiltshire

8/10~ a faithful companion that comes with me wherever I go

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Hard very hard" to rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like most long standing members he’s usually a bit stuck up

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old, but well kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is definitely the best

Flat cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cock forum thread! Obsessed this place.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Cyril Sneer after a bath.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Great read but prefer the movie

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

An excellent ride, one of the most exciting events you'll experience. An absolute must see and a thrill that will leave you breathless and needing more. (5 stars)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

7.5/10. Doesn't come and get soft, in a rather fetching colour. Bad side is it can smell a bit rubbery.

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By *ogglesMan
over a year ago

essex and norfolk

Average

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mine is definitely the best

Flat cock

No it’s purple and I can detach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be better

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Woohoo

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By *kivi Bi MaleMan
over a year ago

North Shields

Perfectly adequate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short and sweet

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Always up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one that hasn't been in your inbox

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Keeps himself to himself on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaky Blinder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh,

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Still works given the opportunity ??

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

An outstanding member

...

of society

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Dusty

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Missing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got quite attached to it

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works for me lol

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Its growing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumberland Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girthy

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Works occasionally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to work before not used it in ages tho

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Shy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Adequate

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Like a scampi and lemon niknak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a scampi and lemon niknak "

That sounds beaten to death old chap

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Literally my best quality.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

B-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My treasure

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've been circumcised to prove that I am not a complete dick!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Like a scampi and lemon niknak

That sounds beaten to death old chap

Lockdown for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7.5/10. Doesn't come and get soft, in a rather fetching colour. Bad side is it can smell a bit rubbery."

There are worse things to smell of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Lewes

"6 foot tall and is a complete bellend sometimes....."

My favourite comment of the thread hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink and perky

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Does what it says on the tin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one and only

pmsl

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The genital equivalent of a pirate...

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Okish does the job

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Its growing on me.

Mr H.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mines awesome tbh. Just need some willing volunteers, it's been a while

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Disapointing

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Pathetic

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Intelligent. It does my thinking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ohn H321Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never had any complaints about it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 on 10 when it works.

9 on 10 when it doesn't

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Needy.

Seems to want constant attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Universal fits most holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been five days so it's time for this thread to return.

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By *awk-TuahCouple
over a year ago

Bourne

Thick, meaty, veiny and filling!

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Seen better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

10/10 would rub again

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Good looking but hides in dark places

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

6/10... works well enough but jealous of others who have larger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyril Sneer after a bath. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads. "

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it."

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread. "

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wakes me up too early in the morning, bloody noisy and pretty sure it is broken as it doesnt make the same noise the others do

Woukd return it but it is a keen member of the family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much but can do an honest days work

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Always trying, willing to work hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy."

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it.

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it. "

I only use mine for the pleasure of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it.

I only use mine for the pleasure of others."

It's getting a lot of attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfection ??

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

It's alright, I suppose

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Energy saver AAA+ rated. Featured in Which? magazine selection guide and won best in class 2019 before the pandemic took hold.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Hard worker, reliable, eager to please and more than happy to lead when given the chance.

Hang on, that's my last job reference!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Energy saver AAA+ rated. Featured in Which? magazine selection guide and won best in class 2019 before the pandemic took hold. "

Impressive.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wielded well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wielded well

As Rod Stewart sang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 but i have 2 so 10

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

A total fucking prick that keeps trying to get me in trouble

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Sometimes I don't even know it's there, then it raises it's head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total loser, never cums first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Functioning

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

It does exactly what it says on the tin .

So it’s a 10 from len

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large

Well used

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

One careful lady owner and one total wanker owner.

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Average but smells like a big one

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By *ldershyguyMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Lonely

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Like a prawn vol au vent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate ya own cock

Sensational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delicate but colourful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High mileage , filled two prams , still worth a flutter

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

Seen bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard and always ready for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delicate but colourful!

Wish I could get mine in different colours.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

When viewed as a cock, 'YTSM's cock' is terrible and crappy and a horrific inversion of everything a cock once was. But when viewed as a science fiction cock, 'YWTSM's cock' is subversive, stylish and chilling. Like The Island from 'Lost,' we may never know YTSM's cocks true identity — Is it a VR computer program? A malevolent interdimensional god? Satan?" — Cyriaque Lamar, i09.

I may have plagiarised my cock review from a SITC2 review. Or it might be true......

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Present and correct

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

In full working order, reliable and dependable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not used for long, long time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When viewed as a cock, 'YTSM's cock' is terrible and crappy and a horrific inversion of everything a cock once was. But when viewed as a science fiction cock, 'YWTSM's cock' is subversive, stylish and chilling. Like The Island from 'Lost,' we may never know YTSM's cocks true identity — Is it a VR computer program? A malevolent interdimensional god? Satan?" — Cyriaque Lamar, i09.

I may have plagiarised my cock review from a SITC2 review. Or it might be true......

To boldly go where no cock has gone before ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines definitely eleventytwo out of ten

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Solid 8/10 for the helmet shaped like a cream egg

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"mines definitely eleventytwo out of ten

Px "

I don’t believe you

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"Not used for long, long time...

How do you pee?!?!?

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