FabSwingers.com forum: Where the hell is mother nature?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's supposed to show up regularly, but she's dam useless. She's either two weeks late or two weeks early.

She's late again.... Can someone have a word please because she's doing my head in! I don't like waiting on her it's a tad irritating.

I mean I've been wearing my granny pants especially for her and it's all been a complete waste.

Dare me to wear white pretty ones?

What can I do to get her to come? Ideas please? Or can someone go have a word?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Are you talking about the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably approaching the change

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Can I have my pants back please?

You obvs have a six week cycle - just em brace it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mother Nature has no sense of time in my house, never has

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can you ask her to sort my hormones out if you are her ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not much better and am only in my mid 30s

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wear the pretty one's ... she's sure to turn up uninvited

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm not much better and am only in my mid 30s

I was one week to nine months in my teens

(No relationship to stuff we can't talk about - my body sucks)

I'm now 3-5 weeks now, which feels extremely regular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have my pants back please?

You obvs have a six week cycle - just em brace it. "

No, they're really comfy and I like them!

I don't what my cycle is other than messed up

It went like this in days... 40,28,26,13,28, to.. where the hell is she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wear the pretty one's ... she's sure to turn up uninvited

I'll try it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably approaching the change

I must be. Though I keep getting told I'm too young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex helps. Usually like clockwork, arrange a date and bingo!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Definitely the only way to encourage her is with beautiful white frillies.

One pair must sacrifice themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex helps. Usually like clockwork, arrange a date and bingo!!

Tried that... It didn't work either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical lady always early or late never on time lol

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Oh I feel your frustration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I feel your frustration "

Are you eating sweets and crisps and chocolate as much as me I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the period chat

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Oh I feel your frustration

Are you eating sweets and crisps and chocolate as much as me I wonder?

Oh, I’m eating everything

Haha

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have trouble decoding euphemisms. Is this a thread about "women's troubles"?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Oooooooooo some ketchup on me chips!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has she been yet?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

This is why I'm back on the pill despite Mr Racer having the snip. Was so irregular and my hormones and mood swings made Cruella Deville look practically angelic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so thankful for my coil haven't had to endure a period for 8 years now. I couldn't go back to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Any reason why we can’t. We’re all adults here, and it’s a fact of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?"

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably approaching the change

This^^

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I find having a wank can help bring it on, but only if I know I'm due on.

I track mine on Clue.

You could ask the docs for some blood tests to see if it's anything hormonal?

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By *imandHer9396Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I find having a wank can help bring it on, but only if I know I'm due on.

I track mine on Clue.

You could ask the docs for some blood tests to see if it's anything hormonal? "

I use clue too! Brilliant app!

Yeah, sex works for me, or hot bath, or making plans. Piss take.

I'd rather she didn't visit....surely with covid it's just unsafe!!!

Her x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me"

How so? I don't understand.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I find having a wank can help bring it on, but only if I know I'm due on.

I track mine on Clue.

You could ask the docs for some blood tests to see if it's anything hormonal?

I use clue too! Brilliant app!

Yeah, sex works for me, or hot bath, or making plans. Piss take.

I'd rather she didn't visit....surely with covid it's just unsafe!!!

Her x"

Thanks for the app tip, just downloaded. Not keen on the one I'm currently using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand. "

A bit immature and unnecessary

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary "

How is talking about the menstrual cycle immature?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can't remember the last time I had one but I have the coil so that might be part of the reason..... Plus I'm fat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary "

Periods are a part of life, there’s nothing wrong with talking about them, particularly as the op is asking advice.

We need to be more open about them, after all, without them, life literally would cease to exist

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary "

I personally can't see any immature comments. I've downloaded an app to track my cycle so I've learnt something useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary "

What makes you feel that way? I never understand the discomfort some women feel about discussing these things. It's part of life. As normal as washing your hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary "

If only there was away to avoid threads you don’t like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex helps. Usually like clockwork, arrange a date and bingo!!

Yep this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find going for a walk/doing exercise brings mine on when I'm late. That and masturbating (which is way more fun).

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

A distant memory way back in 2007

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Well she visited me last week, but she's not here now. If she turns up again I'll be sure to send her in your direction OP because I'm sick of her company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly. Lambing season has been all over the place these past few years.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sorry OP, but I reckon you're heading towards menopause.

I started peri-menopause (I think thats the right term) in my early 30s

Next is the mind fog, increase in weight and hot flushes.

Thank goodness for HRT

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

My innards are screwed, she turns up when she feels like it!

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By *reeneyedminxWoman
over a year ago

near you

They say regular intercourse helps regulate periods!

Mine have been messed up my entire life due to medical issues I never know when happening! Nightmare for the lifestyle we share but hey!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I was put on the pill to regulate mine. Every 28 days like clockwork on a Saturday morning (gave me 2 days to get the sickness & fainting out the way before work on Monday) Having everything whipped out 2 years ago (12 years later than promised) was the best thing ever!!!

J x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sorry OP, but I reckon you're heading towards menopause.

I started peri-menopause (I think thats the right term) in my early 30s

Next is the mind fog, increase in weight and hot flushes.

Thank goodness for HRT

I think I'm starting perimenopause. My cycles are a bit bonkers and I get variable hormonal weirdness, random each month. Urgh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My innards are screwed, she turns up when she feels like it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary

If only there was away to avoid threads you don’t like "

Are you trying to invalidate my feelings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary

How is talking about the menstrual cycle immature? "

It's not....when you're with a bunch of pals having a natter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary

How is talking about the menstrual cycle immature?

It's not....when you're with a bunch of pals having a natter"

I could understand if people were taking the piss and using stupid language around it all, but it seems to have been a very sensible discussion to me, at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary

How is talking about the menstrual cycle immature?

It's not....when you're with a bunch of pals having a natter

I could understand if people were taking the piss and using stupid language around it all, but it seems to have been a very sensible discussion to me, at least."

Absolutely. Why the need to not talk openly about menstruation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes visiting with me but I'm happy to send her your way. Shes being an absolute pain!!

Mine were all over the place until I stopped taking the pill. Now they've calmed down and regular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's with all the period chat

Why not?

It's the equivalent of the guys locker room chat for me

How so? I don't understand.

A bit immature and unnecessary

If only there was away to avoid threads you don’t like

Are you trying to invalidate my feelings?"

Does it invalidate mine if someone questions my thread?

If you don't like it scroll on past it. It's done in a nice enough way and isn't full of graphic descriptions or worse so what is the problem?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It's going to be warmer backend of next week. I've kept my seedlings in greenhouse and they are peeping through. Saw the blackbird pair with beaks of food for their babies. Nest is in a corner bush.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

A kick in the cunt works wonders

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Where the hell is mother nature?

She is self isolating.....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"A kick in the cunt works wonders

Not even remotely funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kick in the cunt works wonders

Not even remotely funny

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was not kind to me this morning, a week early. Had enough of this crap now, 28 years is enough already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kick in the cunt works wonders

Not even remotely funny

Agreed "

I, like, mentally recoiled when I read that suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always had a bad relationship with mother nature. My cycles were 6 weeks onwards and the worst experiences ever.

For many years I lived my life thinking constantly of my cycle. I have had the joy and heartache of experiencing 8 years of fertility treatment. By creating a cycle to kick start treatment, being scanned on various days of my cycle, injecting myself on various days of my cycle, and having procedures on specific days of my cycle.

At 41 I had a hysterectomy and retained my ovaries, so I am now going through the menopause and on HRT which I have adjusted rather well to.

I am also pleased to see such a thread, menstruation affects all women and for differing reasons....

I am however delighted that me and mother nature made friends and worked together to give me 2 beautiful children and 3 pregnancies but we have agreed that we needed to go our separate ways.

Whatever stages you're in your relationship with mother nature I wish for it to be a healthy one for you.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes spring is late this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always had a bad relationship with mother nature. My cycles were 6 weeks onwards and the worst experiences ever.

At 41 I had a hysterectomy and retained my ovaries, so I am now going through the menopause and on HRT which I have adjusted rather well to.

I am also pleased to see such a thread, menstruation affects all women and for differing reasons....

I am however delighted that me and mother nature made friends and worked together to give me 2 beautiful children and 3 pregnancies but we have agreed that we needed to go our separate ways.

Whatever stages you're in your relationship with mother nature I wish for it to be a healthy one for you.

Her x

I'm not sure where I am at the moment. I had a coil removed a few months ago so I'm waiting for my cycle to settle. I narrowly missed having it surgically removed as they couldn't find the threads.

Prior to that I was on HRT in 2019 but in the pandemic came off. I was sheilding and they wouldn't deliver my hormone gel despite delivering my sheilding persons medications.

Since I went on HRT they have been all the place.

It's lovely to read your treatment worked and you got two children.

I had a bit of a fight to get mine too but not like you have.

So I'm trying to work out if mines the coil removal settling down or the perimenopause and if I should have another coil or go back on HRT.

All good fun!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"She's supposed to show up regularly, but she's dam useless. She's either two weeks late or two weeks early.

She's late again.... Can someone have a word please because she's doing my head in! I don't like waiting on her it's a tad irritating.

I mean I've been wearing my granny pants especially for her and it's all been a complete waste.

Dare me to wear white pretty ones?

What can I do to get her to come? Ideas please? Or can someone go have a word? "

Well, if the main reason she’s late is the big one, I’d just like to say “It wasn’t me”

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