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New use for sky remotes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As cute and sassy is temporarily unavailable (jury duty on a shoplifting from pound land case I believe!) - just thought I'd advise you lovely ladies out there of a new use for all those sky remotes floating around!!

As the men have been dominating this particular style of photo for way too long - its time to get your own back!!!

So come on girls - the new standard measure for comparing boob size has now been officially approved!

And if you don't believe me - check the recent new pics!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey i like my new remote holder

keep my mobile phone down the side during the day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that's funny Cute. I can second that you do indeed keep your mobile down your bra. Was it not something about the vibrations when you get a text?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I thought he vibrations were for somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol that's funny Cute. I can second that you do indeed keep your mobile down your bra. Was it not something about the vibrations when you get a text?? Lol"

its wicked,, i spent agesss looking for my phone a good 2 hours id say and only found it when i took my bra off when going to bed.

If men can measure their cocks by a sky remote then im gonna stick one between my tits.. pretty confident i could play peep-o with the remote should i have no bra on and push them together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I thought he vibrations were for somewhere else"

Ive proper sex toys for those purposes

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

wouldnt work for me,mine have a life of their own and can sometimes be found lurking under my armpits

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Il volunteer to insert one into someones rectum ....see if they make decent suppositories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il volunteer to insert one into someones rectum ....see if they make decent suppositories "

Battery end first id hope lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Il volunteer to insert one into someones rectum ....see if they make decent suppositories

Battery end first id hope lol "
noooooo wheres the enjoyment in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Introducing the original_sky_remote_female

...although I will admit sticking it on my belly was a tad less embarrassing than sticking it down my bra and putting my little tits to shame lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

I havent got Sky...will the Virgin remote work just as well???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Introducing the original_sky_remote_female

...although I will admit sticking it on my belly was a tad less embarrassing than sticking it down my bra and putting my little tits to shame lol"

I love your avatar though, are those rose petals? its just so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent got Sky...will the Virgin remote work just as well??? "

yeah im guessing so

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have sky or virgin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a freeviewer then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have sky or virgin... "

pssstt nor do i, its an old remote from my grandparents,, they got a new remote as some of the numbers didn't work haha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I don't have sky or virgin...

pssstt nor do i, its an old remote from my grandparents,, they got a new remote as some of the numbers didn't work haha"

Ok off to rob a sky remote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have sky or virgin...

pssstt nor do i, its an old remote from my grandparents,, they got a new remote as some of the numbers didn't work haha

Ok off to rob a sky remote... "

lol id post you this one as its no good to me.. but think femme wanted it for some guys ass lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't have sky or virgin...

pssstt nor do i, its an old remote from my grandparents,, they got a new remote as some of the numbers didn't work haha

Ok off to rob a sky remote... "

Good luck I think it will be a tight squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan you could hide your cock underneath one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan you could hide your cock underneath one "

A remote or yours and diamonds boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the picture sassy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the picture sassy!!! "

lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan you could hide your cock underneath one

A remote or yours and diamonds boobs?"

your cock would get lost in our boobs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my boobs, granted...but can i join in???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not my boobs, granted...but can i join in??? "

my eyes near popped outta my head then.. impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i just add that there is a vicious rumour going around that there is now a miniature sky remote available only to single guys...how bloody rude! we have to use the full sized jobbies in our photos!!! play fair lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i just add that there is a vicious rumour going around that there is now a miniature sky remote available only to single guys...how bloody rude! we have to use the full sized jobbies in our photos!!! play fair lads"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too. "

give me a sec {flicks through the music channels with her falula}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too.

give me a sec {flicks through the music channels with her falula} "

Can you do the volume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too.

give me a sec {flicks through the music channels with her falula}

Can you do the volume? "

only up, not down, my g-spot seems to be pointing upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too.

give me a sec {flicks through the music channels with her falula}

Can you do the volume?

only up, not down, my g-spot seems to be pointing upwards"

Can you record on a plus box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not my boobs, granted...but can i join in??? "

Had to have a peek then! On my phone and for one second thought you were auditioning for The guiness book of records - most channel changes in 60 seconds without using your hands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not my boobs, granted...but can i join in???

Had to have a peek then! On my phone and for one second thought you were auditioning for The guiness book of records - most channel changes in 60 seconds without using your hands!! "

Dont go giving me ideas...im encouragable enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a real sexy chick who could squeeze her ass cheeks and make it work. Very impressive it was and the trick with the remote was pretty cool too.

give me a sec {flicks through the music channels with her falula}

Can you do the volume?

only up, not down, my g-spot seems to be pointing upwards

Can you record on a plus box? "

Only one-offs...no series link :p

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