FabSwingers.com forum: It's on me!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bumped into a fortune teller yesterday who told me two bits of upcoming news!!

Firstly - in actuall going to win tonight's euro millions jackpot of £150 million!!

Yay!!

But sadly I'm also due to spontaneously combust next Wednesday!!

Not so yay!

So - given the generous chap that I am - and also to save family squabbles over who gets what - I've decided to spend my winnings on the good people of fab land!!!

So - the question is - what do you want?

Big or small, if it has a price and can be purchased with cold hard cash - get your requests in now with a what?, a why?, and of course the cost!

Pen and paper and calculator at the ready!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent house please. Would solve a lot of my current stresses overnight.

In my area £250-300k should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly do not need anything, however, I would not say no to a MINI Countryman All 4 D in red please.

Thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have"

£20-30 on eBay! Bargain and not a greedy request!

It's on the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to clear my credit card bill and overdraft. £1400 would just cover it lol x

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

A nice house away from shitty neighbours with no manners would be nice. Apprx cost 230k.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a 140 foot private yacht crewed by nubile blonds please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away..

Are we talking butlins or barbados?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a 140 foot private yacht crewed by nubile blonds please

You can have mine - wont be needing it after next week!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away..

Are we talking butlins or barbados?

Definitely not Butlins, i want to get away from kids

Somewhere in the middle will do just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"

I have some special cream I could squirt on you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"

Giant tub of aloe Vera after sun on the list! Enjoy the rub downs!!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"

I'm interested now, where is the biggest infinity pool in Europe, and please don't say The Med...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to clear my credit card bill and overdraft. £1400 would just cover it lol x"

Likewise, but £2000 please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets just spend it all on a huge party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want anything, but I can recommend you get a sprinkler system fitted before next week

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!

This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!

I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

can i have enough money to set up my delhi please i can then be self sufficient without having to worry about crappy bosses.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"can i have enough money to set up my delhi please i can then be self sufficient without having to worry about crappy bosses."

would that be a new delhi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have"

I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have

I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda

Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can i have some new shoes please?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a little botox, a little liposuction and a hair transplant so I can have dreadlocks..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oops, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have some new shoes please?"

Clogs, snow shoes, horse shoes or stripper heels??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oops, please"

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

ohh something in latex, like the Breathless latex circus jacket... and a holiday somewhere luxurious with a posh all inclusive package, and fun people to play with there......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can i have some new shoes please?

Clogs, snow shoes, horse shoes or stripper heels??

"
Jimmy choo Titan Boots ..4.8" heels £1895.00

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???"

Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have

I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda

Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go"

Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???

Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!

ffs, knew this was too good to be true....

i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away..

Are we talking butlins or barbados?

Definitely not Butlins, i want to get away from kids

Somewhere in the middle will do just fine

What about the new Pontins Resort in St Lucia then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.

(Perky)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have

I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda

Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go

Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ?

Today's meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???

Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!

ffs, knew this was too good to be true....

i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth

Hair extensions don't work!

Just look at Rooney!!

A wig it is. In pink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???

Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!

ffs, knew this was too good to be true....

i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth

Hair extensions don't work!

Just look at Rooney!!

A wig it is. In pink!

and big pink rubber lips to match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have

I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda

Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go

Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ?

Today's meet?

No, Last nights !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oops, please

Since you said please........lol.

Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!

But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!

I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob

but thanks... and my hair???

Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!

ffs, knew this was too good to be true....

i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth

Hair extensions don't work!

Just look at Rooney!!

A wig it is. In pink!

and big pink rubber lips to match"

oi zippy and bungle....

move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put a request in for £7,000 to cover home renovations and some expensive perfume's & body lotions please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tender if?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tender if?"

Tender if????????

If you're tender - request something soothing!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!

This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!

I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!!

Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.

I promise to put them to good use! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!

This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!

I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!!

Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.

I promise to put them to good use! X

Leather? (wipe clean !!

)

And how big a mattress?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't want anything thanks, got most things I need..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nope. A night of pampering and cookies with 4 certain individuals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.

I promise to put them to good use! X

Leather? (wipe clean !!

)

And how big a mattress? "

Leather is good! And double unless a new new comes with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed!!! Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want anything thanks, got most things I need..

Glad to hear your appreciative dear

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't want anything thanks, got most things I need..

Glad to hear your appreciative dear

Thanks mum

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol "

Ile come along and hold your hand

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol

Ile come along and hold your hand

Of course you can xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol "

You do realise you have to bring your mum?

Oh don't forget sshh and cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy "

Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have sausage an chips please with a can of .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i please have the following;

1. £10 for each homeless person to buy them dinner

2. £100k to give to the local hospital

3. £100k for the air ambulance

4. £100k to Samaratins

5. £100k for the local Childrens home

now if that selfless giving dont get me a shag today i give up lol hehehhehe

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol

You do realise you have to bring your mum?

Oh don't forget sshh and cute

Lol its good to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well - a rough count tells me there's still a few quid in the kitty!!!

Feel free to request stuff for others - its all gotta go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol

You do realise you have to bring your mum?

Oh don't forget sshh and cute

Lol its good to share "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

New pj's for DaveJR £5 Matalan

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A glass of champagne right now would perk me up, poured by a posse of muscled hunks, who'd tend to my needs for the holiday. Ideally we'd be somewhere like a quiet exotic beach, somewhere near the great barrier reef, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy

Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble

I just wanted the flag

It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob

It just went limper and limper though

So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p"

Have two!!

Watch out for crumbs in the bedclothes though - can be scratchy!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy

Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble

I just wanted the flag

It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob

It just went limper and limper though

So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both) "

I think it was from the shock of seeing you cut a mouth hole in my best bag

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.

(Perky)"

Perky It would be lovely to grant such a wish. In the real world I did read last week of a UK couple whom won £160+ million on Euromillions. They had heard of a young lad in the North East (Via his Grann who lived near to them) who had lost his leg. The false leg was too heavy for him, and he actually fell over while carrying the Olympic torch. Anyway, his parents had been fund raising to buy him a light weight leg so he could do normal kids stuff like play football etc, and this couple having heard of the tale gave sufficient money to enable him to get his leg from USA. As his Mum said, the money amount was a drop in the ocean to the couple who won the lottery, but the gift they gave changed a young lads life totally. Now that truely is a good gift to be able to give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money

A new bag???

Floppy??

Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy

Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble

I just wanted the flag

It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob

It just went limper and limper though

So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both)

I think it was from the shock of seeing you cut a mouth hole in my best bag "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p"

You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!

Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p

You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!

Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!

Gotta be fox's biscwits!!!

And which body would you like? And where should I have the assassin deliver it?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p

You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!

Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!

Yes but look 6 or 7 posts up he promised me two packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p

You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!

Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!

Yes but look 6 or 7 posts up he promised me two packs

Ah ok I'll let you off this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p

You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!

Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!

Gotta be fox's biscwits!!!

And which body would you like? And where should I have the assassin deliver it?

Ha you misunderstand me but, when you put it like that I'll have all of the ones that are above team gb on the scoreboard please.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

New laptop charging lead please as mine has just broken....... It's not the same perving on my iPod

Oh and some new underwear please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New laptop charging lead please as mine has just broken....... It's not the same perving on my iPod

Oh and some new underwear please

eBay is the best for leads! As I found when a friends dog nearly electrocuted itself chomping through mine!

Goodies added to the list! I've chosen some particularly nice skimpies too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.

(Perky)

My ex used to run a pre-school nursery and, for a while, she had a deaf-blind lad there. All the other children used to make such a fuss of him and the reaction on his face (bearing in mind he could only 'feel' them) was a joy to behold.

The FIRST thing I would do if I got the 'biggun' would be a cheque for a min. of £1 million to Sense, the charity for deaf-blind kids.

I don't need anything. Things don't matter. People matter. And so does their quality of life. That's the one thing you CAN give someone with that kind of money, just like the couple who gave that lad the new leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacuzzi pleaseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties

I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties

I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol"

noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties

I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol

noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly

Mind you its hard to tell how much it has shrunk against your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties

I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol

noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly

Mind you its hard to tell how much it has shrunk against your boobs

Could just stick your boobs in the washing machine??

Second thoughts - stupidest idea I've had in - oh let's face it - ever!

Forget I typed that!

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over a year ago

ah hem well after your idea of a 'Devon cream tea' think we'll both need to get stuck in the washing machine.

dirty dirty man

lol

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over a year ago

"Jacuzzi pleaseeeee

Is that my medal in your gob???

Oh hang on - no - still there!

My suit might need a clean now though!

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over a year ago

"Jacuzzi pleaseeeee

Is that my medal in your gob???

Oh hang on - no - still there!

My suit might need a clean now though!

my medal is full size, you've got one of those mini ones to make your cock appear larger than it is..

ladies DO NOT fall for his photography trickery lol

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over a year ago

"Jacuzzi pleaseeeee

Is that my medal in your gob???

Oh hang on - no - still there!

My suit might need a clean now though!

my medal is full size, you've got one of those mini ones to make your cock appear larger than it is..

ladies DO NOT fall for his photography trickery lol "

That's your jaccuzi out the window young lady!

You'll have to stick to your diet and 'love puffs' now!

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over a year ago

pfttt beats your cheesy balls

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over a year ago

world peace

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over a year ago

nothing for us hunny but if you could donate a cheque for 10,000 to help a little girl at the end of our street,who's battling eye cancer,so she can get pioneering surgery in canada , would be mucho appreciated xxx

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over a year ago

"world peace"

No problem!

Want to know what makes women tick while you're asking the impossible?

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over a year ago

i went to the doctors today, he said "I've got some good news, and some bad news, wadda wanna hear first?"

I said "The good news please".

He said "you only got 24 hours to live".

I said "Fuck me. whats the bad news?".

He said "I should have told you yesterday".

wah wah wah wahhhhhhh.

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over a year ago

i went to the doctors today, he said "I've got some good news, and some bad news, wadda wanna hear first?"

I said "The good news please".

He said "you only got 24 hours to live".

I said "Fuck me. whats the bad news?".

He said "I should have told you yesterday".

wah wah wah wahhhhhhh."

I've had bad news today!

Just checked my ticket - and unless that bloody fortune teller got her dates wrong - the £2.80 I won isn't gonna grant too many wishes!

On the plus side - just cashed it in for a ticket for Friday - so everyone cross everything - keep them requests coming and I'll get back to you Friday!!

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