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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is it just me or are there a lot more flies around this year?

Is it the mild wet weather?

Cos they're right getting on my tits!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Is it just me or are there a lot more flies around this year?

Is it the mild wet weather?

Cos they're right getting on my tits! "

I was wondering that!

They make me feel dirty ewwwwww

Just not looking forward to the biggest spiders ever when the autumn comes, cos I think they're going to be bigger than my head

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Having a bath normally works for me

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Having a bath normally works for me "

Thanks for that pig-pen!

Am staying away at the mo, near a river and a farm and it's like one of the biblical plagues!

We started a competiton amongst the kids to see who could swat the most, but they gave up counting after 263

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it is a absolute nightmare walking my dogs just now... there are trillions of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BAsically its cos of the amount of rain creating flood plains which are the perfect breeding grounds for flys and mosquitoes, then we get a bit of sunshine or warmth and that brings them out in the millions !!

Its aright royal pain but then im lucky as i dont get bitten lol, there are electric fly swats you can buy which are great fun and most satisfying when you hear the zap of hitting a decent size fly lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Having a bath normally works for me

Thanks for that pig-pen!

"

Your so sexy when you talk dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me or are there a lot more flies around this year?

Is it the mild wet weather?

Cos they're right getting on my tits! "

Flies on your Tits ?

Mucky girl !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren's getting naffed off with them too. Can't say they bother me that much as I just open a window and they eventually fly out. It's the little tiny bugs that have invaded our kitchen that's pissing me off. I think they're nesting in our money plant so that's off out to the garden later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate fly's they realy do my head in and thats just one on my trousers lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" I just open a window and they eventually fly out. "

I try that with a bit of shoooo-ing from a magazine, but I think they just laugh at me and fly n the opposite direction just to get me to do the shooooo dance more

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

they are a pest..

then again a good feed for the birds etc which will help them for the winter..

what about cutting bits of that sticky fly paper and hang them off your ear rings...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be honest ive not had many here, in fact maybe less than normal. Also havent seen many wasps or butterflies. Did have lots of mini spiders earlier in the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swish of a stripy oss tail and job done

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Having a bath normally works for me

Thanks for that pig-pen!

Your so sexy when you talk dirty"

You don't remember pig-pen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah madame nature, with all these flies you are really spoiling us...

just wait for the boom in spiders now...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as many flies as there are slugs and snails at the mo !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Having a bath normally works for me

Thanks for that pig-pen!

Your so sexy when you talk dirty

You don't remember pig-pen? "

Can't say I do. Should I google it?

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Having a bath normally works for me

Thanks for that pig-pen!

Your so sexy when you talk dirty

You don't remember pig-pen?

Can't say I do. Should I google it? "

Him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs, snails, flies, flying ants, creepy crawlies of all sorts........ it's a jungle out there, (still the swallows in the outhouse are having bumper feasts).

Driving me demented every time I open a window and once they start to mow the barley field behind my house I'll be inundated with even more crawling things....eugh.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Having a bath normally works for me

Thanks for that pig-pen!

Your so sexy when you talk dirty

You don't remember pig-pen?

Can't say I do. Should I google it?

Him..."

Oh uncle pig-pen silly me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live near a river Could put up with all the flys if they didn't bite dam things

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I live near a river Could put up with all the flys if they didn't bite dam things "

The mossies have been really bad around our way the last couple of weeks

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France


"Is it just me or are there a lot more flies around this year?

Is it the mild wet weather?

Cos they're right getting on my tits! "

mmmmmm, Well if Im reincanated can I come back as a fly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer flies to wasps of which I have hardly seen any this year, thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live near a river Could put up with all the flys if they didn't bite dam things

The mossies have been really bad around our way the last couple of weeks "

. Some how we had them coming out the air con at work we all had bites

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have found a new way to amuse myself...

Creeping up on them and vacuuming them out of the air!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i havent had many as many flies this year but,snails huge things everywhere,i have to pick them off every night and take them outside my garden but the buggers just keep comin back,cant bear to kill them though

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