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The cost of Lottery & cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive just taken a stroll to the local bakery (birds) those in derbyshire nodoubt will know of the glorious sweet and savoury treasure that beholds within.

On my way back i passed the postoffice.. 'my god shes fit' i thought at the pleasant blonde smiling female species behind the till...

Magnetized in i went locking eyes, with my little creamcake in hand 'may i help' she says, bumbling i pick a ball of string (which i didnt really need) up and place it infront of the smartly dressed lass.

'Is that everything sir' looking at the ball of string, then at the creamcake then at me... now this felt very awkward, bumbling i asked for 2 lottery tickets..

now ive not played the lottery for 18 years.. £2.50! £2.50 for a ticket!

Now at that point id lost my train of thought payed and left, ive got home with 2 lottery tickets, a cream cake and a ball of string and it cost me £12.33

So have you had win on the lottery?

When did the lottery start on a friday?

What shall i do with my ball of string?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just taken a stroll to the local bakery (birds) those in derbyshire nodoubt will know of the glorious sweet and savoury treasure that beholds within.

On my way back i passed the postoffice.. 'my god shes fit' i thought at the pleasant blonde smiling female species behind the till...

Magnetized in i went locking eyes, with my little creamcake in hand 'may i help' she says, bumbling i pick a ball of string (which i didnt really need) up and place it infront of the smartly dressed lass.

'Is that everything sir' looking at the ball of string, then at the creamcake then at me... now this felt very awkward, bumbling i asked for 2 lottery tickets..

now ive not played the lottery for 18 years.. £2.50! £2.50 for a ticket!

Now at that point id lost my train of thought payed and left, ive got home with 2 lottery tickets, a cream cake and a ball of string and it cost me £12.33

So have you had win on the lottery?

When did the lottery start on a friday?

What shall i do with my ball of string? "

I won 6 quid on the euros whens I was 18.

Think Fridays are euro draws.

Throw the strig to a cat and make a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So £7.33 for a cake and a ball of string. That's expensive cake and string

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

So have you had win on the lottery? Yes but I do the postcode lottery and won plenty.

When did the lottery start on a friday? I don't know, I don't do the national or euro, waste of money.

What shall i do with my ball of string? How long is it?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Measure how long a piece of string really is

Also, which cake was it? I'm partial to a caramel doughnut myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if you win now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, that is actually so sweet.

I worked in retail for many years and would love to know if any guy bought random things just so he could talk to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"OP, that is actually so sweet.

I worked in retail for many years and would love to know if any guy bought random things just so he could talk to me "

^^^This. I have a lovely image of a very handsome, bespectacled gentleman bumbling over his ball of string

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So have you had win on the lottery? Yes but I do the postcode lottery and won plenty.

When did the lottery start on a friday? I don't know, I don't do the national or euro, waste of money.

What shall i do with my ball of string? How long is it?"

53m

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Measure how long a piece of string really is

Also, which cake was it? I'm partial to a caramel doughnut myself "

It was a cream slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, that is actually so sweet.

I worked in retail for many years and would love to know if any guy bought random things just so he could talk to me

^^^This. I have a lovely image of a very handsome, bespectacled gentleman bumbling over his ball of string "

You make me sound abit 'hugh grant' less the looks and charming accent

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

This is how lottery win stories are made.

It’s never “it was my usual ticket for 30 years” it’s always “I was passing and bought it on a whim”.

Mark my words, you’ll either marry the lady in question OR you’ll win the lottery.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"OP, that is actually so sweet.

I worked in retail for many years and would love to know if any guy bought random things just so he could talk to me

^^^This. I have a lovely image of a very handsome, bespectacled gentleman bumbling over his ball of string

You make me sound abit 'hugh grant' less the looks and charming accent "

I'm not a Hugh Grant fan - the image I had was a very pleasant one, if not a bit cute

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

£2,457 in 2012 for 5 numbers

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

use the string to tie up and whisk away to your lair the blonde girl from behind the till

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Euro millions is on a Tuesday and Friday. Lottery is weds and Saturday.

I won £3500 a few years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just taken a stroll to the local bakery (birds) those in derbyshire nodoubt will know of the glorious sweet and savoury treasure that beholds within.

On my way back i passed the postoffice.. 'my god shes fit' i thought at the pleasant blonde smiling female species behind the till...

Magnetized in i went locking eyes, with my little creamcake in hand 'may i help' she says, bumbling i pick a ball of string (which i didnt really need) up and place it infront of the smartly dressed lass.

'Is that everything sir' looking at the ball of string, then at the creamcake then at me... now this felt very awkward, bumbling i asked for 2 lottery tickets..

now ive not played the lottery for 18 years.. £2.50! £2.50 for a ticket!

Now at that point id lost my train of thought payed and left, ive got home with 2 lottery tickets, a cream cake and a ball of string and it cost me £12.33

So have you had win on the lottery?

When did the lottery start on a friday?

What shall i do with my ball of string? "

Master the art of shibari rope on something smaller.... A Teddy bear perhaps? Or an action figure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally do the lottery - most I have ever won was £8 a very long time ago.

When my Dad was in a Nursing Home I had power of Attorney and managed his affairs for the two years before he died. He had £30k in Premium Bonds and every one of those months without fail he won - sometimes only £25 but the month after my Mum died he won £500 and he was convinced she had sent it to him as a loving gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s funny Gatsby I have only won small amounts on the lottery but won good amounts on £1 scratch cards. My cousin won enough to buy her first house with winning a £1 one that she used to just buy weekly on her way home from work and fell lucky one week

Hope you win with the tickets you bought!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well ive got my fingers crossed for a win!! Ive stuck the string in my dungeon

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve never played the lottery. If you win, I trust that jet ski is coming my way. You’re a good egg

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well ive got my fingers crossed for a win!! Ive stuck the string in my dungeon "

*Makes note that Gatsby has a dungeon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe couple months ago, we won £118 on the lottery. Better than a kick in the pants

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