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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm curious, what's your least favourite part of sex? You don't have to hate it, it's just your least favourite... Or maybe you hate it!

A particular taste maybe? A moment in undressing? The clean up afterwards? A certain sensation or position?

Do share x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can take me a while to finish so sometimes the urge to need to go wee mid session is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate it when it ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can take me a while to finish so sometimes the urge to need to go wee mid session is annoying

Yes that's definitely annoying, I once dated a guy whose bathroom was downstairs. Such a faff when we were in the middle of the action!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"i hate it when it ends

Px"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can take me a while to finish so sometimes the urge to need to go wee mid session is annoying

Yes that's definitely annoying, I once dated a guy whose bathroom was downstairs. Such a faff when we were in the middle of the action!"

That would be a a faff on! May as well have a tea break whilst you’re down there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i hate it when it ends

Px"

Lol the guy above you seems to last a very long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm very tactile so I love all the kissing (all over) and touching. Actual penetration, although great is bottom of my list of things to do sexually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards "

Bad when it goes wrong and you get cum all over your hands lol

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Buck the trend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It can take me a while to finish so sometimes the urge to need to go wee mid session is annoying

Yes that's definitely annoying, I once dated a guy whose bathroom was downstairs. Such a faff when we were in the middle of the action!"

I had that. The key is to go before starting

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards

Bad when it goes wrong and you get cum all over your hands lol"

Dunno, I’ve never had sex, I just read that somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awkward silence after when the horn has gone and you think wtf did I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm curious, what's your least favourite part of sex? You don't have to hate it, it's just your least favourite... Or maybe you hate it!

A particular taste maybe? A moment in undressing? The clean up afterwards? A certain sensation or position?

Do share x

My worst part is trying to arrange the meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards

Bad when it goes wrong and you get cum all over your hands lol

Dunno, I’ve never had sex, I just read that somewhere "

I'll teach you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The awkward sock removal dance. I've never ever seen it done in a remotely sexy fashion. I don't want to lie there and rub one out as you're hopping about the room trying to take a sock off. Bit distracting.

(Please admin, sort out editing even if for a minute. For the love of my vagina, please do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

CFNM

Corsets... basques....

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Rubbish us guys love all the small talk about love Island and what Barrys Wife at Number 32 said the other day

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

When he says “get on top”. I have no rhythm. I never know where to look, eye to eye contact constantly can get a bit much, there’s usually no headboard to hold on to. I get thigh burn. My legs then lock so I’m clamped on to him. Trying to dismount I look like an OAP.

I just don’t look forward to it.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Definitely the cum dribbling out after I mean it's a bit grim. You get out of bed after sex and do a mad dash (if you've run out of tissues) doing a weird keeping the thighs together walk as you feel it slowly dribble out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When he says “get on top”. I have no rhythm. I never know where to look, eye to eye contact constantly can get a bit much, there’s usually no headboard to hold on to. I get thigh burn. My legs then lock so I’m clamped on to him. Trying to dismount I look like an OAP.

I just don’t look forward to it."

This description really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you blow your beans and they look at you like what dah fuq is that, like they thought Skittles or confetti was going to come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question ‘is it me’ when the little fella decides not to play along

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

Will you tolerate a quick wipe if it was a straight to the eyeball shot?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

Just chop her ponytail off and take it home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral that goes on too long (giving and receiving) - the intimacy starts to wane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

CFNM

Corsets... basques....

CFNM? I don't actually know what that means xx

A lot of people prefer naked so I guess it's coming off at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow hard question, so sex in general, i cant really think of much... maybe the comedown after the high.

With someone new, id probably say if she doesnt read your reactions & has a set sexual way of doing things and it feels abit rigid.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It can take me a while to finish so sometimes the urge to need to go wee mid session is annoying

If you were a lady person you could just say you were squirting! Men have it so so so so so so tough...

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

CFNM = Clothed Female Nude Male

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

Will you tolerate a quick wipe if it was a straight to the eyeball shot?

Any cum to the eye is going to require first aid in the bathroom for me and might scupper any further fun. It fucking burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

CFNM

Corsets... basques....

CFNM? I don't actually know what that means xx

A lot of people prefer naked so I guess it's coming off at some point

It means clothed female, naked male. Some guys like a women who keeps clothes/lingerie on. Not that you need to worry, you look lovely - if they're the ones taking your clothes off then they want to see you!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

Will you tolerate a quick wipe if it was a straight to the eyeball shot?

Any cum to the eye is going to require first aid in the bathroom for me and might scupper any further fun. It fucking burns

Lol I have eye drops in the bathroom cupboard for this very reason

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

Will you tolerate a quick wipe if it was a straight to the eyeball shot?

If it was requested previously in writing, yes

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

Just chop her ponytail off and take it home

FFS, please don't let this be my Fab legacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

CFNM

Corsets... basques....

CFNM? I don't actually know what that means xx

A lot of people prefer naked so I guess it's coming off at some point

Hugs

I'm getting better at it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow hard question, so sex in general, i cant really think of much... maybe the comedown after the high.

With someone new, id probably say if she doesnt read your reactions & has a set sexual way of doing things and it feels abit rigid.

Some things are better when rigid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp, I sometimes get it when I’m on top.

#GettingOld

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

Oh yes, if someone thinks they're going to make me come from that, or if I think they are, or if I think they think I think they think... ain't gonna happen. If I just enjoy it for what it is in the moment though, awesome.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Trying to convince my husband to swap sides so he can have the wet patch ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner that is incapable of spontaneity ... they have their way or set routines

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When a woman removes all her clothes for you or in a mmf when you are all flirting downstairs and having a drink and she drags you both upstairs and gets undressed herself. It’s like spoilers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to convince my husband to swap sides so he can have the wet patch ..

Just always have sex on his side of the bed. Put his pillow under your bum too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a woman removes all her clothes for you or in a mmf when you are all flirting downstairs and having a drink and she drags you both upstairs and gets undressed herself. It’s like spoilers "

Interesting... Don't men enjoy stripteases then?

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When a woman removes all her clothes for you or in a mmf when you are all flirting downstairs and having a drink and she drags you both upstairs and gets undressed herself. It’s like spoilers "

I'd say I'd still take it over watching Newsnight, but yeah that did happen with one couple, a little too business like at times. Not the dragging so much as the oh... you're already naked... we'd better catch up then.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The hurried undressing! Especially the trousers and socks...sometimes I get clumsy, eager as I am to dive in

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

Yeah, I agree, I think I can get in my own head too much but when I can just let things happen, they have been pretty good

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

I know exactly how you feel,I hate my tummy area.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"i hate it when it ends

Px"

This is why God invented gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hurried undressing! Especially the trousers and socks...sometimes I get clumsy, eager as I am to dive in

I actually enjoy watching him eagerly take everything off, shows he's keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get breathless but you want to keep going... come on body. Do you job !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Receiving a blowjob. Will I cum too quickly? Will I even get hard? Will it go smoothly?

Your guess is as good as mine

Or even worse , that “look” that says why haven’t you come , what am I doing wrong , like a cock is some kind of robot expected to squirt on demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she gives a terrible blow job but you have to pretend you like it so she doesn’t get offended... I’m sure it happens vice versa for females too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If she gives a terrible blow job but you have to pretend you like it so she doesn’t get offended... I’m sure it happens vice versa for females too!"

Lol they get offended if you start looking at your phone half way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she looks in my eyes...and whispers in my ear:"Don't cry. It can happen to anyone..."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It used to be the moment when I was naked for the first time. Sometimes people would actually see me cringe, or shrink. What if I'm not actually that attractive, what if they laugh at me?

Now, it's moments of incompatibility. That moment where he slides in and it hurts - oh no, is it going to be one of those? - even if it fades. The bad oral. I sense disinterest. They can all usually be recovered from but... ick. Particularly when not with a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she gives a terrible blow job but you have to pretend you like it so she doesn’t get offended... I’m sure it happens vice versa for females too!

Lol they get offended if you start looking at your phone half way through"

Looking at the phone googling, “can a man fake orgasm” lol

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It used to be the moment when I was naked for the first time. Sometimes people would actually see me cringe, or shrink. What if I'm not actually that attractive, what if they laugh at me?

Gotta keep track of different vs bad though. I hold my head up high knowing what my skills do to the mrs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another is when you are too d*unk and can’t cum!! Everyone wants it to end at some stage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another is when you are too d*unk and can’t cum!! Everyone wants it to end at some stage."

I've experienced this with a guy. We both just decided to stop after a while, I was practically dead on top of him. Bit of a weird ending. Lol, way too much rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when the blood goes back to my brain and I start over thinking again. Analysing everything.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It used to be the moment when I was naked for the first time. Sometimes people would actually see me cringe, or shrink. What if I'm not actually that attractive, what if they laugh at me?

Gotta keep track of different vs bad though. I hold my head up high knowing what my skills do to the mrs... "

Oh sure. But there comes a point where I hope there are ceiling tiles to count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I say “fuck I love you” after an amazing session...

Oops, I will get my coat!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

When with someone new (which has been a while so testing my memory here) and making that first awkward move..

Or the occasional one, the bruised ego when you think you're working the best body and mind magic (as you've read that article in cosmo about 100 ways to have amazing sex and you're feeling really upskilled and confident) and you eventually catch on that it's really not doing it...cos words can be a rarity.

And as has already been mentioned a few times.. (thank god im not the only one).. The bj from the bj queen which is only going to end one way... Its just how long you can pretend before going to plan b.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say “fuck I love you” after an amazing session...

Oops, I will get my coat!"

I may have done that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say “fuck I love you” after an amazing session...

Oops, I will get my coat!

I may have done that once

So glad I’m not the only one. Sometimes when you cum and it’s so intense it’s the first thing that comes to mind. No judgement please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate cum in my mouth , the texture and the taste . Mr is pretty understanding about it though he does miss it . Can’t have cake and eat it eh lol

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

69...too much awkwardness if you have different length torsos, if I'm on top will I squash him, if he's on top will he squash me, if he's any good I'm going to get distracted and not do what I should be doing, if I'm any good he's going to get distracted and not do what he's supposed to be doing

Let's just take it in turns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"69...too much awkwardness if you have different length torsos, if I'm on top will I squash him, if he's on top will he squash me, if he's any good I'm going to get distracted and not do what I should be doing, if I'm any good he's going to get distracted and not do what he's supposed to be doing

Let's just take it in turns

I agree with this. It always looks much hotter than it feels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's just take it in turns

I want to know what you picked... I hope you have fewer toes now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just take it in turns

I agree but at the same time I get very turned on when I’m “going down” on a woman so seems a shame to waste my excitement at the same time. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session."

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When they wake up half way through gets right on my tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they wake up half way through gets right on my tits

I can always rely on you to improve my threads sweetie. Thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of dried spunk mixed with dried armpits' smell

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

First expose of my boobs.

My hair getting in the way or mouth (hence why usually always in ponytail!)

Once I'm in the moment though, ah sod it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The undressing, I can't stand having someone else take my clothes off (unless I'm stuck and need help) I much prefer to do it myself. Apparently some find that weird

Being naked in front of someone new for the first time, I get pretty body conscious and start panicking that they'll see all the flabby bits and run a mile.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

And now 3 less toes....

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh and sometimes I get toe cramp when I orgasm hard.. so yeah, that's fun.

Funny with Mr Racer, not so funny with meets

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"The smell of dried spunk mixed with dried armpits' smell "

Where exactly do you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The smell of dried spunk mixed with dried armpits' smell

Where exactly do you cum?

On Pitt's armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

And now 3 less toes...."

The things men do to make sure the woman orgasms... and people say we are selfish

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If their matching knickers and bra set is better than yours.

If you can only get 4 fingers in and not your whole hand.

If she moans about sleeping in the wet patch.

If she squirts. I’m not having anyone piss on me.

If she wants round 2. I’ve had enough after round 1.

Other than that everything is cool....... I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

And now 3 less toes....

The things men do to make sure the woman orgasms... and people say we are selfish"

He still has two toes... So he could have tried harder couldn't he?

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

Nah be honest! Spill the beans

Well I don’t have anything to lose

Personally I hate it when partners wipe off or have an aversion to cum or body fluids.

I'll wipe you off

No seriously , as a single girl I don't have to worry about wiping my ladie's bits too much . I do make a point of removing the condom and giving him a little wipe myself, mostly because I found men often stands up take the condom off and drip all over my cream carpet

Any other spills ... it's his responsibility to lick it off if I can't reach it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The peeing for sure!

I can be 2 minute into a blowjob and then have the urge to pee

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

When someone knocks on the passenger window to ask if we've finished with our trolley...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The peeing for sure!

I can be 2 minute into a blowjob and then have the urge to pee

Some women might enjoy that

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Urgh!

Just no - I really hate feet that just made me shudder

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"The awkward sock removal dance. I've never ever seen it done in a remotely sexy fashion. I don't want to lie there and rub one out as you're hopping about the room trying to take a sock off. Bit distracting.

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Ha ha, this made me laugh as it’s so true...there is nothing sexy about trying to take a sock off whilst kissing and pretend you aren’t taking your sock off and you can’t concentrate on either

Also when the bra doesn’t come off with that one (usually) trustworthy finger movement you’ve practiced and practiced and then after a couple of minutes of unsuccessful attempts she does it herself, first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undoing the bra while we are kissing

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Urgh!

Just no - I really hate feet that just made me shudder

Your not the only one. You can keep your trotters to yourself thank you very much

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"The smell of dried spunk mixed with dried armpits' smell

Where exactly do you cum?

On Pitt's armpits"

I’ve just vomited a little in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The peeing for sure!

I can be 2 minute into a blowjob and then have the urge to pee

Some women might enjoy that

*Adds note, Kitty like watersports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curious, what's your least favourite part of sex? You don't have to hate it, it's just your least favourite... Or maybe you hate it!

A particular taste maybe? A moment in undressing? The clean up afterwards? A certain sensation or position?

Do share x

The look on my girlfriends face when I wipe my dick on the curtains afterwards...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cum. I'm just not a fan. I love all the bits that lead upto it like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the sex if we’re talking swingers sex

Not all do it but that awkward good by after it’s all over I don’t understand it it’s like come on you just been inside me if man or me inside them and then inside me or just me inside them if it’s a woman there’s no need to awkwardness after words

Vinlla definitely the clean up after words

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

And now 3 less toes....

The things men do to make sure the woman orgasms... and people say we are selfish

He still has two toes... So he could have tried harder couldn't he?

Never satisfied you women.. NEVER

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Friction burns on your toes after the unbelievably awkward position you've got yourself in that just so happens to be the perfect angle to produce an orgasm for your date.

The dilemma .... Carry on and have your date satisfied but risk losing 3 toes to friction burn surgery.

OR Stop and save your toes but risk the backlash from your date who now has to go home, fire up the "vibe-o-matic 3000" and finish off with a frustratingly solo session.

What have I told you about using your toes? You have fingers, a tongue and a penis...

And now 3 less toes....

The things men do to make sure the woman orgasms... and people say we are selfish

He still has two toes... So he could have tried harder couldn't he?

Never satisfied you women.. NEVER

Um......

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I just don’t look forward to it."

I have similar with doggy when they are trying to push my legs further apart and they just don't go that far. Then when it's over and my legs have seized up and I have to flop less than elegantly to the side until the feeling comes back

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

Reaching for the towel after a good session to wipe the sweat from dripping. Wiping it from her too.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If a woman asks for sex whilst I’m watching Line Of Duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don’t look forward to it.

To both of you, can relate

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If a woman asks for sex whilst I’m watching Line Of Duty

If I asked you, I'd expect you to press record & ravish me forthwith!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If a woman asks for sex whilst I’m watching Line Of Duty

If I asked you, I'd expect you to press record & ravish me forthwith!

I’ll make an exception just for you

(Hastings, I shall return to you presently my good man....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The undressing, I can't stand having someone else take my clothes off (unless I'm stuck and need help) I much prefer to do it myself. Apparently some find that weird

Being naked in front of someone new for the first time, I get pretty body conscious and start panicking that they'll see all the flabby bits and run a mile. "

I’ve been in this position with a woman knowing she felt that way. I said to her go upstairs, take your clothes off and get into bed, I’ll be with you in a moment” she was naked under the covers waiting and I slid in next to her. Afterwards she said about how much at ease that had made her. Absolute quality night from then on!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If a woman asks for sex whilst I’m watching Line Of Duty

If I asked you, I'd expect you to press record & ravish me forthwith!

I’ll make an exception just for you

(Hastings, I shall return to you presently my good man....)

I'll bring my handcuffs & interrogate you at the same time, if that will help.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me if it’s a shit kiss but you’re too far in to back out and the smell after can be a bit off putting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Knowing that I am not as good at it as I’d like to think I am.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When she bites too hard.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When he's banging away from behind in a perfect rhythm and he forces air into my vagina.

I want to carry on but the pain every time he drives in is too much and I have to ask him to stop so I can de-air myself (totally made up word).

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

when it’s time to leave

hate it!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

It's happened to me many a time ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

My ex used to do that.

Not sexy at all.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

It's happened to me many a time ..."

Ever had one in your mouth?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

It's happened to me many a time ..."

I prefer to use tongue.

Just saying.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

Is this even a thing?!

It's happened to me many a time ...

Ever had one in your mouth?"

No , though I'm not adverse to mine being sucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me if it’s a shit kiss but you’re too far in to back out and the smell after can be a bit off putting "

The smell? Wait, do you literally mean a shit kiss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me if it’s a shit kiss but you’re too far in to back out and the smell after can be a bit off putting

The smell? Wait, do you literally mean a shit kiss?

Haha no two separate things a bad kiss is the worst and that general sweat mixed with cum smell, always keep a candle near the bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she puts her false teeth in the glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me if it’s a shit kiss but you’re too far in to back out and the smell after can be a bit off putting

The smell? Wait, do you literally mean a shit kiss?

Haha no two separate things a bad kiss is the worst and that general sweat mixed with cum smell, always keep a candle near the bed x"

Oh thank god haha

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

Just enough time to go down on her a few times then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this sex thing you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragging the peeping tom out of the cupboard i dont like throwing folks out of windows but needs must

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

Just enough time to go down on her a few times then

And a little toy play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he's banging away from behind in a perfect rhythm and he forces air into my vagina.

I want to carry on but the pain every time he drives in is too much and I have to ask him to stop so I can de-air myself (totally made up word)."

AKA fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when it’s time to leave

hate it!

Yeah and then the comedown from amazing sex lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when it’s time to leave

hate it!

Yeah and then the comedown from amazing sex lol "

He speaks

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

You do know this is normal right?

The refractory period is the time between sexual climax and ready to be aroused again and it can be different between people, ages etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is good right until the moment my tummy is exposed. I just want to cry at that point and I feel extremely vulnerable

Everyone has flaws they hate. Just let yourself go and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

You do know this is normal right?

The refractory period is the time between sexual climax and ready to be aroused again and it can be different between people, ages etc."

In that situation, I usually say: "See you next year"

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"What is this sex thing you speak of? "

Its just a forum game. It's not a real thing. Sex is just a made up word to scare people, like an urban legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oral that goes on too long (giving and receiving) - the intimacy starts to wane."

I am the same. Dont mind recieving a blow job but when its for ages i just go off the boil. Nice to get you hard but 20mins plus of being sucked is way bottom of my list of sexual enjoyment. John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is this sex thing you speak of?

Its just a forum game. It's not a real thing. Sex is just a made up word to scare people, like an urban legend.

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it’s my erection going after I’ve cum. I’m still so horny and want to keep going but my body’s natural reaction is to have the blood drain from my erection.

Sometimes I can keep him up if my playmate is also willing but normally it’s a 30 min time out then action stations again

You do know this is normal right?

The refractory period is the time between sexual climax and ready to be aroused again and it can be different between people, ages etc.

In that situation, I usually say: "See you next year"

Nature is cruel. Women can rub one out not long after they cum. Jenny had 36 orgasams in one day as she is very multi orgasmic. If only us guys could do that eh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Saying goodbye till the next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone knocks the door as your about to cum didnt want to say the obvious goodbye as that depends who im fucking in some cases i couldnt get away fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when it’s time to leave

hate it!

Yeah and then the comedown from amazing sex lol

He speaks

You got me to

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards "

Chuck it at the wall n see if it sticks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards

Chuck it at the wall n see if it sticks. "

Lol gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying the knot in the condom and what to do with it afterwards

Chuck it at the wall n see if it sticks. "

Bit like testing spagetti is cooked properly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Guys jabbing away trying to make me squirt. I don't, never have and never will. Just makes me sore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys jabbing away trying to make me squirt. I don't, never have and never will. Just makes me sore.

I didn't think I could either until a guy showed me a few years ago that I very definitely can. Not sure it applies to all women, but there is definitely a technique for it and not all men know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

"
its not even that worry of being bitten its the sucking it hurts my man plums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

its not even that worry of being bitten its the sucking it hurts my man plums

I hate sucking balls. We're a perfect match then Wookie

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"when it’s time to leave

hate it!

Yeah and then the comedown from amazing sex lol

He speaks

You got me to

Greedy moments matter

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Toes ! Guys that think it's sexy to try to stimulate your foofoo with their toes

For the love of God please don’t let this ever happen to me. I don’t even want to know they’ve got feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys jabbing away trying to make me squirt. I don't, never have and never will. Just makes me sore.

I didn't think I could either until a guy showed me a few years ago that I very definitely can. Not sure it applies to all women, but there is definitely a technique for it and not all men know it!"

Can you tell me the secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking toes no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

its not even that worry of being bitten its the sucking it hurts my man plums

I hate sucking balls. We're a perfect match then Wookie

"
let's go to vagus and get hitched then kitty my treat lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me to the ultra sensitive testicle gang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facial cleanup is the worse. In the hair eyes ect....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

its not even that worry of being bitten its the sucking it hurts my man plums

I hate sucking balls. We're a perfect match then Wookie

let's go to vagus and get hitched then kitty my treat lol xxx

That's quite an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when a woman actually sucks my testicle lick it yes but suck it no for me it hurts and puts me off

With you on that. Not trusting enough to let my family jewels dangle in a set of nashers

its not even that worry of being bitten its the sucking it hurts my man plums

I hate sucking balls. We're a perfect match then Wookie

let's go to vagus and get hitched then kitty my treat lol xxx

That's quite an offer

"
I'm feeling impulsive kitty what can I say xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be a thread filled with women being honest and guys trying to avoid saying anything controversial for fear of saying something that a woman enjoys

This is exact haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think you’re getting a blow job and it turns into a teeth job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you think you’re getting a blow job and it turns into a teeth job "

Ouch!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

the smell of cum ........

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"the smell of cum ........ "

If I say it’s safe to surf, it’s safe to surf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting Lube everywhere...

Easily the worst bit tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Getting the butt plug out afterwards is sometimes a pickle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting the butt plug out afterwards is sometimes a pickle too

Hahaha I’ve heard Princess peach has her own way

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Getting the butt plug out afterwards is sometimes a pickle too

Nahhh, just leave it in there. No sense in complicating things further...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting the butt plug out afterwards is sometimes a pickle too

Hahaha I’ve heard Princess peach has her own way

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