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"I know if I lift my belly I can nearly see it" My goal is to be able to see it again when I'm laying down. | |||
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"Or is it an ironic juxtaposition against similar penis cleaning threads and the highly instructional Manual On How To Squirt ? Either way I have my coffee and paper and pencil at the ready. See not all men claim to know you better than you know yourselves "Note taking...good idea  | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??  "I’d like to know more about your vagina! | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
I’d like to know more about your vagina! "Think most people who've looked at my profile know it quite well haha | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge?? "Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely. For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex. | |||
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"I always wash it properly in the bath, dry it gently and moisturise around the area." What do you wash with? Do you run finger in between your labia, or use a loofah? Would a loofah be too harsh on the skin? | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely.
For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex."Gosh I hadn't really thought about it, I just have a shower! | |||
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"Mine is REALLY bored " Won't be long before she can come out to play. | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely.
For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex.
Gosh I hadn't really thought about it, I just have a shower! "No power shower, getting in the grooves? | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely.
For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex.
Gosh I hadn't really thought about it, I just have a shower!
No power shower, getting in the grooves?"Lol no, I have a fixed shower head. It's a crying shame, but so it is. | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely.
For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex."That's just given me a thought... Maybe sprinkle it with your partners favourite tipple; mine would be GnT,  | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again " You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly "  | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly " You have to bend over and stick your arse in the air and back slowly towards the stream of water | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly " Treat the shower like a bidet and do a head stand, I’ll hold you still | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? " Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
I’d like to know more about your vagina!
Think most people who've looked at my profile know it quite well haha"I’ve had my fair share of looking. But I’d like to to taste it. | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up." It's important to ensure its very strongly perfumed | |||
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"You should never use any type of soap or anything up there. It disturbs the natural balance, and can upset the ph. It is self cleaning. " Like my oven. They both could do with a wallpaper scraper to get the crust off | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up. It's important to ensure its very strongly perfumed "Exactly. Your vagina is clearly a well kept, scented garden of Eden. | |||
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"You should never use any type of soap or anything up there. It disturbs the natural balance, and can upset the ph. It is self cleaning. " And if you do use oven cleaner, wear gloves V x | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up. It's important to ensure its very strongly perfumed
Exactly. Your vagina is clearly a well kept, scented garden of Eden. "Mine is well stubborn. It doesn't matter how much I scrub it with industrial strength cleaner, it out whiffs each and every one. Pull my knickers down and you'd think I opened a miltipack of prawn cocktail discos. | |||
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"You should never use any type of soap or anything up there. It disturbs the natural balance, and can upset the ph. It is self cleaning. And if you do use oven cleaner, wear gloves V x " | |||
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"Wire brush and Dettol.  "Was just about to say this! Or a good scrub with a brillo pad | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds "Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together. | |||
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"Was this thread a dare or challenge??
Neither. I was wondering if we had little things we like to do to keep our lady gardens spruced up and smelling lovely.
For instance: Sprinkling Rose water on my pubes before sex.
Gosh I hadn't really thought about it, I just have a shower!
No power shower, getting in the grooves?
Lol no, I have a fixed shower head. It's a crying shame, but so it is."Oh you really need to get a detachable one | |||
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"Wire brush and Dettol.
Was just about to say this! Or a good scrub with a brillo pad"I bet there's dudes stocking their bathroom cupboards as I type. Hey baybay, you wanna go freshen up | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get "Ooh yes, no soap or douches inside the vagina. Labia and mons pubis only. | |||
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"Well I get my feather duster on mine then spray fabreeze shave it till there's no hair or feather left and do a finger test then it's all good to go ! "Do you lick your finger too? (That question is purely for the benefit of the men wanking over the thread). | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get
Ooh yes, no soap or douches inside the vagina.
Labia and mons pubis only."Eh what? Vag is the hole right. Labia mons clitorius ... they don't exist. Don't be confusing the menfolk | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get
Ooh yes, no soap or douches inside the vagina.
Labia and mons pubis only.
Eh what? Vag is the hole right. Labia mons clitorius ... they don't exist. Don't be confusing the menfolk"Should we just say pussy, to cover all bases? | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get
Ooh yes, no soap or douches inside the vagina.
Labia and mons pubis only.
Eh what? Vag is the hole right. Labia mons clitorius ... they don't exist. Don't be confusing the menfolk"Mine goes from the top of noggin to the last hair on my toes. I'm a total cunt | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together. "It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit | |||
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"Wire brush and Dettol.
Was just about to say this! Or a good scrub with a brillo pad
I bet there's dudes stocking their bathroom cupboards as I type.
Hey baybay, you wanna go freshen up "Oh my god | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit "Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is. | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto. "I'm not sure if that sounds painful or orgasmic. | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto. "Dip it in chilli oil first for a real tingle | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto. "Not the pint glass one? | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is."Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto.
Dip it in chilli oil first for a real tingle "Ah fuck have you ever accidentally got chilli juice on your lips? | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is.
Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction "I've got a meaty one I think. I like it | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is.
Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction "Ooooo I could pack myself a picnic, whack on some hiking boots and stick a flag in when I reach the summit. | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is.
Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction
Ooooo I could pack myself a picnic, whack on some hiking boots and stick a flag in when I reach the summit."Do you stuff it in your knickers or fold carefully? | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto.
Dip it in chilli oil first for a real tingle
Ah fuck have you ever accidentally got chilli juice on your lips?
"No, but the ex decided to make a concoction once. Think he called it devil juice or something. I thought I was gonna have to attend A&E and get jet washed internally | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is.
Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction
Ooooo I could pack myself a picnic, whack on some hiking boots and stick a flag in when I reach the summit."It's in the Guinness World Records as one of the highest peaks in the UK | |||
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"I use the hairdryer on mine on the "cool shoot" setting. Gets everything dry in the folds
Sounds like a round of applause as the wind slams the lips together.
It's my pubis mons that gets buffeted. The flaps are fairly well held down in this case, even more so after my surgery when one of the things the surgeon did was to fix a flappy bit
Alright show off with your designer vagina. You ever seen a droopy faced dog stick it's head out the car window going at speed? That's my foof in a breeze that is.
Don't worry, my pubis mons is like a giant blancmange
Shoulda got liposuction
Ooooo I could pack myself a picnic, whack on some hiking boots and stick a flag in when I reach the summit.
Do you stuff it in your knickers or fold carefully?"Pick a colour, pick a number | |||
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"You should never use any type of soap or anything up there. It disturbs the natural balance, and can upset the ph. It is self cleaning. And if you do use oven cleaner, wear gloves V x " And a Brillo pad! | |||
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"I always wash it properly in the bath, dry it gently and moisturise around the area. What do you wash with? Do you run finger in between your labia, or use a loofah? Would a loofah be too harsh on the skin?" Fingers only or a soft baby sponge. | |||
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"I’m thinking of getting one of those spinning brush things they used to have in pubs to clean glasses. Bit like an inverted bog brush, spinning, to lower ma foof onto.
Not the pint glass one? " I’m afraid I could only handle something the size of mr average so stuffing anything oversized up me just ain’t happening | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. " Oh Jesus. I didn't see that, but there was a kerfuffle several years ago when a young man told women to give up sanitary products and just hold it like he does 
If I could I would, dude | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. Oh Jesus. I didn't see that, but there was a kerfuffle several years ago when a young man told women to give up sanitary products and just hold it like he does
If I could I would, dude "I remember that idiot. There is a serious lack of knowledge with some people on how vaginas work. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. " That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. Oh Jesus. I didn't see that, but there was a kerfuffle several years ago when a young man told women to give up sanitary products and just hold it like he does
If I could I would, dude
I remember that idiot. There is a serious lack of knowledge with some people on how vaginas work. "Mine’s on a holiday. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair " Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it? | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. Oh Jesus. I didn't see that, but there was a kerfuffle several years ago when a young man told women to give up sanitary products and just hold it like he does
If I could I would, dude
I remember that idiot. There is a serious lack of knowledge with some people on how vaginas work. "I think he started a Gofundme for his education. Go listen to a woman. No, it won't make you less of a man.  | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. " My daughter showed me it, some men/boys are clueless | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it? "Panty liners ftw! | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!"My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is "Have you tried Natracare ones? I was having issues with Always et al pads (scented etc) so I started using unbleached, unscented, organic cotton ones and they're brill! | |||
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"There's a book called "The Vagina Bible" I read that and for the rest I rely on experience. I do know it's on the inside of my body, a basic fact that even many women don't realise." I washed between my labia with tea tree shower gel once. The pain was horrendous. Lesson learned. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is "I have delicate skin too. I use Sudocrem every few days. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is "Mine too, I gotta be careful with anything I use or I get elephant man minge and walk like a crab | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Have you tried Natracare ones? I was having issues with Always et al pads (scented etc) so I started using unbleached, unscented, organic cotton ones and they're brill!"I'll have a look into those. Always are the worst I may as well have sandpaper in my knickers. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
I have delicate skin too.
I use Sudocrem every few days."I do too, just wearing knickers can cause me irritation. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Have you tried Natracare ones? I was having issues with Always et al pads (scented etc) so I started using unbleached, unscented, organic cotton ones and they're brill!
I'll have a look into those. Always are the worst I may as well have sandpaper in my knickers. "I had to use an emergency Always recently and never again!! Horrid things! I've stocked up on a triple box of Natracare. I use a menstrual cup for my period with a backup pad, but circumstances recently meant I had to ditch the cup for a while so the quality of the pads became very important! | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Mine too, I gotta be careful with anything I use or I get elephant man minge and walk like a crab "Yes totally this, the lips swell up so much. Move over pussy pumps but perfume does a better job | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Mine too, I gotta be careful with anything I use or I get elephant man minge and walk like a crab
Yes totally this, the lips swell up so much. Move over pussy pumps but perfume does a better job "One time it got so bad I ended up getting the washing up bowl and filling it with dettol water. My arse was too big tho and I couldn't dunk | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is "In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day."I definitely need them everyday otherwise it feels like I've wet myself every day | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
I definitely need them everyday otherwise it feels like I've wet myself every day "Yeah, I know some women do. I just don't like the marketing method that makes it seem that all women need them | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
I definitely need them everyday otherwise it feels like I've wet myself every day
Yeah, I know some women do. I just don't like the marketing method that makes it seem that all women need them "Yeah, I'm sick of being told my natural bodily functions are gross or wrong. To me they're private, but they're not shameful. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
I definitely need them everyday otherwise it feels like I've wet myself every day
Yeah, I know some women do. I just don't like the marketing method that makes it seem that all women need them "Don't get me started on femfresh | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
I definitely need them everyday otherwise it feels like I've wet myself every day
Yeah, I know some women do. I just don't like the marketing method that makes it seem that all women need them
Don't get me started on femfresh "Oh jeez. Now you've pressed my button. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day."Agree with this, I use them sometimes but not every day. I can only use always though, anything else and I might aswell have sat on a bottle of bleach! | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
Agree with this, I use them sometimes but not every day. I can only use always though, anything else and I might aswell have sat on a bottle of bleach! "Always makes me itch or burn | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
In my (probably old fashioned) opinion, panty liners marketed for everyday use are *in most cases* just one more way of suggesting to women that the natural functions of their bodies are something unpleasant that needs concealing and disposing of. I know that at certain points in a woman's cycle she might naturally produce more lubrication and that some women might feel they need liners daily but in my view they aren't something all women need every day.
Agree with this, I use them sometimes but not every day. I can only use always though, anything else and I might aswell have sat on a bottle of bleach!
Always makes me itch or burn"They seem to have that affect on a lot of people. | |||
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"Well I get my feather duster on mine then spray fabreeze shave it till there's no hair or feather left and do a finger test then it's all good to go !
Do you lick your finger too?
(That question is purely for the benefit of the men wanking over the thread)."always save the best till last ! | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Have you tried Natracare ones? I was having issues with Always et al pads (scented etc) so I started using unbleached, unscented, organic cotton ones and they're brill!
I'll have a look into those. Always are the worst I may as well have sandpaper in my knickers.
I had to use an emergency Always recently and never again!! Horrid things! I've stocked up on a triple box of Natracare. I use a menstrual cup for my period with a backup pad, but circumstances recently meant I had to ditch the cup for a while so the quality of the pads became very important!"I love my cup. I wish more women would be brave and try them. They're much cheaper now too. I forgot mine a few months ago at work and felt horrible all day wearing a pad  | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly " | |||
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" I had to use an emergency Always recently and never again!! Horrid things! I've stocked up on a triple box of Natracare. I use a menstrual cup for my period with a backup pad, but circumstances recently meant I had to ditch the cup for a while so the quality of the pads became very important! I love my cup. I wish more women would be brave and try them. They're much cheaper now too. I forgot mine a few months ago at work and felt horrible all day wearing a pad "I was able to use my cup this month for the first time since last year and the relief!! I have a special one for a prolapsed uterus | |||
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"that we can share. Any tips on cleaning the labia? How do you dry your mons pubis? Should we slip a finger in and have a sniff now and then? Were meant to clean it?! I was always told it was a self cleaning thing like those ovens you get
Ooh yes, no soap or douches inside the vagina.
Labia and mons pubis only.
Eh what? Vag is the hole right. Labia mons clitorius ... they don't exist. Don't be confusing the menfolk
Should we just say pussy, to cover all bases? "Panic over, the menfolk seem to be avoiding the thread. | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up." The visual has me laughing Meli | |||
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"I use a strimmer on mine, veet - other brands availible, laughs at mine. Not to mention 6 o'clock shadow. "I don't bother shaving now. Just a little trim up when I can't get my dildo past the hedge. | |||
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" Jamie hants told me she uses a rag on a stick. "To beat off you shitty men? | |||
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats "
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats
I. Just. Can't.
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats " Does it sound like a wet fart?! | |||
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats Does it sound like a wet fart?! "Nope. A cat toy | |||
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats Does it sound like a wet fart?! "Hang on, let me ask alexa to do a wet fart..... | |||
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats
I. Just. Can't.
Like a cute little mouse.. Squeak squeak"I was going to say does it squeak?
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats
I. Just. Can't.
Like a cute little mouse.. Squeak squeak
I was going to say does it squeak?
My knees do that when I try to squat "I can feel a forum video challenge coming on.. Naked squats
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"Mine makes a cute little noise if i do naked squats
I. Just. Can't.
Like a cute little mouse.. Squeak squeak
I was going to say does it squeak?
My knees do that when I try to squat
I can feel a forum video challenge coming on.. Naked squats
Where is Posh! "I'll pass on that one | |||
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"Stick it under the shower and give it a blast now and again You can't just stick it under the shower when your belly thinks it's a minge brolly " Omg this just cracked me up. Thank you so much. | |||
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"Oh my gosh though, there was a big thing recently on a different social media app. Of some guy shaming his girlfriend, posting a video of her underwear and asking which they were bleached. Some people have no clue. That vag venom tho, can strip paint I bet. Always takes the shine off your best black pair Haha I childish man repellent
I know it always does and why the heck is the gusset bit not longer in the front to cover it?
Panty liners ftw!
My skins so delicate in that area, I get like a nappy rash with liners and pads. The midwife was horrified at the state of me after using maternity pads. So bleached knickers it is
Have you tried Natracare ones? I was having issues with Always et al pads (scented etc) so I started using unbleached, unscented, organic cotton ones and they're brill!
I'll have a look into those. Always are the worst I may as well have sandpaper in my knickers.
I had to use an emergency Always recently and never again!! Horrid things! I've stocked up on a triple box of Natracare. I use a menstrual cup for my period with a backup pad, but circumstances recently meant I had to ditch the cup for a while so the quality of the pads became very important!
I love my cup. I wish more women would be brave and try them. They're much cheaper now too. I forgot mine a few months ago at work and felt horrible all day wearing a pad "Tried one once and its not for me I'm afraid! I couldn't get it out easily and it all ended up all over my hands. Not very practical if you need to empty it out and about or at work. | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up." I want pictures of that! | |||
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"I've used a cup for years and will never use towels etc again so much better a doddle to put in and wash out and good to see how much blood we actual loss , plus when my daughter started her periods I bought one for her to try and great for her and our plant to." How's your plant doing?  | |||
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"I think Ive turned gay "These ladies can be as graphic as they want. Nothings going to make the last chicken in the shop appealing to me no matter how bad the tacos sound. I'm put off looking at my own let alone have someones else barreling towards me. I don't blame so many ladies for being bi. | |||
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"Douche it frequently with a highly perfumed shower gel to disguise the smell of come up there. Wear high waisted knickers that leave your lips hanging out either side - it gives them a chance to breathe and not be cooped up." Better than that.... No knickers at all | |||
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"I think Ive turned gay
These ladies can be as graphic as they want. Nothings going to make the last chicken in the shop appealing to me no matter how bad the tacos sound. I'm put off looking at my own let alone have someones else barreling towards me. I don't blame so many ladies for being bi.
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"Perhaps some enterprising person should start a nationwide cleaning service! Lol " I could get my Karcher jet washer out of the shed. Im a bit bored of doing the patio | |||
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