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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you’re real come say hi

Love and Peace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Holà

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I was real the last time I looked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holà "

Yes you’re real

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called a real ass if that counts for anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was real the last time I looked "

I know you are Babbsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm using my dogs photos. Sorry. Not sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

Love and peace

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By *ot CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Camborne

Well we are real the last time we looked most definitely real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sozza

Wrong thread

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

They might wanna be me but I’m the original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I have my head stuck up my arse, do I still count?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I believe I am real.

Existentialism at it’s finest!

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Real eyes realise real lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

How can i tell if im real?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be. "

Your moodier in person

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We're all real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be. "

Yes I think it could be you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If you’re real come say hi

Love and Peace

"

Timewaster

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Real eyes realise real lies"

That line should be in a song.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be.

Your moodier in person "

Truth ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi x"

Hi

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

(Automated response at 20.05pm)

Hi

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm using my dogs photos. Sorry. Not sorry. "

Your dog has very nice tits

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm a real tough cookie with a long history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am real

Her x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hi x

Hi "

What's that emoji mean?

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm using my dogs photos. Sorry. Not sorry.

Your dog has very nice tits "

What a fucking perverted dog fucker you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????????????

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm real... or at least I'm pretty sure that I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"????????????"

Whoops meant hello

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I'm really real, honest

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 20:08:01]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Love and peace "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They might wanna be me but I’m the original "

Ooohhh good answer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality isnt real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not real. Genuine tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re real come say hi

Love and Peace

"

Koowee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9"

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm real if I say I am

Or is it I think there for I am?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm? "

Nooo

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Real with feeling x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be.

Your moodier in person

Truth ^ "

Yes, I’ve heard this as well

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm not real. Genuine tho "

We know

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m a hologram

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’m a stripper "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm using my dogs photos. Sorry. Not sorry.

Your dog has very nice tits

What a fucking perverted dog fucker you are! "

Just cause they weren’t a 6 or above there’s no need to call them dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all. 100% real!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hi all. 100% real!"

Beef or meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bonjour Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello as real as they come down to earth and have a odd sens off hummer my hummer is not for everyone it’s a flurty hummer lol

Also sadly to say I am a hopeless romantic that believe in happy ever afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not real. Genuine tho

We know "

Oi you'll get a spanked arse for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still keeping it real ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all. 100% real!

Beef or meat"

Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9"

Oh dear what is it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm not me really

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Male masquerading as a couple for shits n giggles - does that make me half real?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't we all real is it a trick question

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

"

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bonjour Px "

Comment vas-tu?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

100% so here I am

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I think I'm real but What if I'm not and just part of someone's dream, and I stop existing when they wake up? .

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Real deal here! No fakes.... no duplicates....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole "

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As real as it gets....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm not real what you gonna do about it

Op

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo."

Eew are you in therapy now?

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By *ngelLordCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Still alive kind of lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

4REAL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole "

But everyone already knows this

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone pinch me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be.

Your moodier in person

Truth ^

Yes, I’ve heard this as well "

You’d cry if I was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm real... Till I say no to someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?"

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Everyone’s real, it’s just that many get their kicks by trying to be Fabs version of Mr Benn.

S

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery "

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Real deal here! No fakes.... no duplicates.... "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg"

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is reality a construct.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason "

Its deleted from my brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo."

It was due its monthly clean and you was game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone pinch me "

Pinch you where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody would pretend to be me... so affirmative. I think I might be.

Your moodier in person

Truth ^

Yes, I’ve heard this as well

You’d cry if I was nice "

I’d think you were up to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason "

I can send you a picture if you like?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

I can send you a picture if you like? "

not that thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

I can send you a picture if you like?

not that thing

"

Yes that thing

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Someone pinch me

Pinch you where? "

Wherever you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone pinch me

Pinch you where?

Wherever you like "

Nipples it is

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hiya

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Someone pinch me

Pinch you where?

Wherever you like

Nipples it is "

I knew you would say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu? "

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I am real.....in fact I am one of those people that when you meet me you think I am playing a role but I am not...I am just me

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By *dventurous fellaMan
over a year ago

where


"I am real.....in fact I am one of those people that when you meet me you think I am playing a role but I am not...I am just me "

Your pictures are awesome but that name is even better!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm real .

Cut me and I bleed x

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

Two more reals here

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By *dventurous fellaMan
over a year ago

where

I’m real. You can tell because I’ve not had 899 meets and only 16 views with 0 messages today! Standard average for the real fellas who look like I do

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I am real.....in fact I am one of those people that when you meet me you think I am playing a role but I am not...I am just me

Your pictures are awesome but that name is even better! "

Why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *dventurous fellaMan
over a year ago

where


"I am real.....in fact I am one of those people that when you meet me you think I am playing a role but I am not...I am just me

Your pictures are awesome but that name is even better!

Why thank you kind sir "

More than welcome gave me a little joy and a little chortle amongst some other nsfw thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Johnny five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm real..... I think..... how can I tell?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'm real..... I think..... how can I tell?"

Pinch yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone pinch me

Pinch you where?

Wherever you like

Nipples it is

I knew you would say that "

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

To be or not to be that is the question

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hiya x

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Do any of us really exist in Covid times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re real come say hi

Love and Peace

"

Bugger, I'm a hologram

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px "

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its 9 hes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

I can send you a picture if you like? "

Yes please. I need some wank material.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

I can send you a picture if you like?

Yes please. I need some wank material."

Not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There could only be one of me. Heaven help the world if I was one if fab's duplicates

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien "

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

It's all an illusion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be or not to be that is the question "

You’re real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its 9 hes on"

The elephant man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Mystique your on tonight at 9

Is that the Sex Offender show on C4 at 9pm?

Lol she means you have a stinky bumhole

He does have a stinky bumhole!! He made me lick it once as I was desperate for 25p for a Freddo.

Eew are you in therapy now?

You make me laugh

I am in therapy yes!! #recovery

You and me both xxx iv seen it omg

Lmaoooooo send me a pic pls as I have the urge to see it again for some strange reason

I can send you a picture if you like?

Yes please. I need some wank material."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There could only be one of me. Heaven help the world if I was one if fab's duplicates "

There’s only one Hope as the song goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!!!!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hi Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer "

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Hi !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a real boy

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment"

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not real here

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello I'm sure I'm real

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Not real - bye

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Hiding... to protect my realness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Mr M "

Yes you’re very much real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not real "

I know

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît "

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not real

I know "

How do you know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real - bye "

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiding... to protect my realness "

You’re not hiding very well

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Not real - bye

Yes you are "

Well you may want to check

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over a year ago


"I’m not real

I know

How do you know that "

I know you’re not real

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over a year ago


"I’m not real

I know

How do you know that

I know you’re not real "

How do you know you know I’m not real

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

"

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 21:36:35]

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"Hiding... to protect my realness

You’re not hiding very well "

My my OP, what are you ogling at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been rumoured that I'm a real person ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had covid so I am definitely real!!

So hello to you all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had covid so I am definitely real!!

So hello to you all x"

Hello matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not real

I know

How do you know that

I know you’re not real

How do you know you know I’m not real "

I know I know, I read it on the t’interweb

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m plastic.....fantastic

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis "

Oui Oui, Mangetout, ou est le fucking beach an that...

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis "

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit

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over a year ago

Mais que faire si le pigeon décide de manger le jouet pénis? Et il est préférable de nourrir les grains de pigeons comme il vaut mieux pour leur ventre. La paix dehors


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis "

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm definitely real, I see my mush in the mirror on a daily basis

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Fairly real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zašto komunicirate na nekom nerazumljivom jeziku?

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit "

je pleure

En quelque sorte impressionnant, vous avez un pigeon voyageur qui peut suivre les parfums de jus de femme. un peu comme un limier .. Mais petit et volant qui peut transporter des pénis à travers le pays .. Vous pourriez probablement rivaliser avec les livraisons de livraisons ou de drones amazoniens si vous investissez dans des livraisons solides come.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Ay up I is real

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit

je pleure

En quelque sorte impressionnant, vous avez un pigeon voyageur qui peut suivre les parfums de jus de femme. un peu comme un limier .. Mais petit et volant qui peut transporter des pénis à travers le pays .. Vous pourriez probablement rivaliser avec les livraisons de livraisons ou de drones amazoniens si vous investissez dans des livraisons solides come. "

Je ne suis pas sûr qu'il y ait un marché assez grand pour le pénis transportant des pigeons pour le moment, mais si jamais cela change, alors le marché sera acculé.

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit

je pleure

En quelque sorte impressionnant, vous avez un pigeon voyageur qui peut suivre les parfums de jus de femme. un peu comme un limier .. Mais petit et volant qui peut transporter des pénis à travers le pays .. Vous pourriez probablement rivaliser avec les livraisons de livraisons ou de drones amazoniens si vous investissez dans des livraisons solides come.

Je ne suis pas sûr qu'il y ait un marché assez grand pour le pénis transportant des pigeons pour le moment, mais si jamais cela change, alors le marché sera acculé. "

Vite, lancez-vous maintenant au bureau des brevets… avant que quelqu'un d'autre qui comprend le français ne vienne vous pincer! PS .. Votre premier pigeon porteur de pénis doit s'appeler Patrick .. Ou Pétunia

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nope I’m really 5’10 without heels and have a beard and more

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over a year ago


"Nope I’m really 5’10 without heels and have a beard and more "

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Reality is an arbitrary mental construct. I believe Einstein once said: "reality is just an illusion. Albeit a very persistent one."

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over a year ago


"Zašto komunicirate na nekom nerazumljivom jeziku? "

Francuski jest jezykiem milosci

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over a year ago

I’m not sure this is the right thread for me

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over a year ago


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit

je pleure

En quelque sorte impressionnant, vous avez un pigeon voyageur qui peut suivre les parfums de jus de femme. un peu comme un limier .. Mais petit et volant qui peut transporter des pénis à travers le pays .. Vous pourriez probablement rivaliser avec les livraisons de livraisons ou de drones amazoniens si vous investissez dans des livraisons solides come.

Je ne suis pas sûr qu'il y ait un marché assez grand pour le pénis transportant des pigeons pour le moment, mais si jamais cela change, alors le marché sera acculé.

Vite, lancez-vous maintenant au bureau des brevets… avant que quelqu'un d'autre qui comprend le français ne vienne vous pincer! PS .. Votre premier pigeon porteur de pénis doit s'appeler Patrick .. Ou Pétunia "

Je l'appellerai Patrick, ses initiales seront PPP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope I’m really 5’10 without heels and have a beard and more "

We’ve all seen your beard Spursy

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"bonjour Px

Comment vas-tu?

Je vais bien merci. As-tu passé une bonne journée? Px

Oui merci. J'ai joué avec mon pénis puis j'ai emmené le chien en promenade et je ne possède pas de chien

C'est hilarant. Au moins, vous et votre pénis avez passé une bonne journée. Je suis jaloux. Je veux un pénis avec lequel jouer

Je pourrais toujours vous en prêter un si vous le demandez gentiment

Oh tu es beaucoup trop gentil. si vous êtes en mesure de l'expédier à Newcastle, je serai ravi de vous accepter votre offre, plutôt s'il vous plaît

si vous promettez de ne pas l'endommager ET de payer les frais de retour, alors vous êtes sur

Vous avez un marché. Dois-je vous envoyer mon adresse ou l'envoyez-vous simplement par pigeon voyageur? Dans ce cas, je vais simplement mettre du pain dans le jardin et agiter un petit drapeau ou quelque chose comme ça pour qu'il sache où apporter mon nouveau jouet pénis

Laissez simplement votre culotte sur la ligne avec un peu de jus de dame en eux et mon pigeon suivra l'odeur. s'il vous plaît laissez-lui de l'eau quand il atterrit "

Mais oui

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