FabSwingers.com forum: Quick question....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why does the size of a load matter when its going in a condom anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't, different if it's all over a hot pair of tits though

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

They're going to drink it afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love writing my initial into french letters, so the more ink, the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause a heavy drooping condom hanging off the end of yer knob when we’ve finished is sexy as fuck

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause a heavy drooping condom hanging off the end of yer knob when we’ve finished is sexy as fuck

Just spat my wine out at this

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug. "

My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.

My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why

Whatever gets you off is your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People actually think it always ends up in a condom? Bless.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug. "

Yes, a good dollop of cream in your coffee is just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.

My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why

Whatever gets you off is your business

English and its double entendre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.

I can't stop laughing!

Thank you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the size of a load matter when its going in a condom anyway? "

Because it hurts their egos otherwise...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s a manliness/virility thing I believe.

A copious load makes us feel...well, awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) How do you define "a big load"?

B) What's an "average load"?

C) Have you compiled a large enough sample size to be able to say with certainty that yes, your load is sufficiently larger than the average population, and if so by how much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretchability...cant be too careful.

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Following the Sunsets of the North

Lol has me in stitches this, thank you for cheering me up folks

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.

My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why

Whatever gets you off is your business

English and its double entendre

You love our crazy language

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.

Its worse when they don't tie a knot in it and it falls on the floor then you step barefoot on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its total nonesence jizms look gross like snot and rice pudding juice i cant believe such disgusting looking stuff comes out of my beautiful penis

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By *CandBCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

"Why does the size of a load matter when its going in a condom anyway? "

Never going to get all that washing in a condom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a manliness/virility thing I believe.

A copious load makes us feel...well, awesome

Because a big load has better chances of making babies right!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Men like measuring stuff...cocks, engines, spunkings.

Bit yawny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men like measuring stuff...cocks, engines, spunkings.

Bit yawny

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

#small loads matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the size of a load matter when its going in a condom anyway? "

Cause then they can measure it and see who has the most? Seems a general thing with dick size so seems probable.

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