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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't seen a thread about how to make a man cum from a woman. Can any of you enlighten me in what is the best way. Thank you.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I haven't seen a thread about how to make a man cum from a woman. Can any of you enlighten me in what is the best way. Thank you."
a good old wank

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Get some blood in it then shoot.

You can thank me later

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lend him your wife then ask her .

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't seen a thread about how to make a man cum from a woman. Can any of you enlighten me in what is the best way. Thank you. a good old wank "

Mine only needs a wink from a woman.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I simply hold aloft and feast my lustful eyes upon a photo of Ann Widdecombe.....

Oooo god yessss!

.....Where’s my tissue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I simply hold aloft and feast my lustful eyes upon a photo of Ann Widdecombe.....

Oooo god yessss!

.....Where’s my tissue? "

Chuck me the picture after dude

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I simply hold aloft and feast my lustful eyes upon a photo of Ann Widdecombe.....

Oooo god yessss!

.....Where’s my tissue? "

I’m an Ann Widdecombe look a likeeee

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Try a cheese grater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Try a cheese grater. "

What side?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Touch his penis

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I simply hold aloft and feast my lustful eyes upon a photo of Ann Widdecombe.....

Oooo god yessss!

.....Where’s my tissue? "

I have often wondered what 'Widdecombe' might have meant in Old English!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Look at his penis. Not much more effort required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard it all now

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I haven't seen a thread about how to make a man cum from a woman. Can any of you enlighten me in what is the best way. Thank you."

Wouldn't dream of it, mate. I mean, it's YOUR body....you tell me?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Stand closer enough to a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at his penis. Not much more effort required."

Required or on offer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about revolution when driving a fast car

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 19:32:26]

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"

Try a cheese grater.

What side?"

The lemon zester side:

Sharp as kitten claw, and impossible to clean with a sponge afterwards

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hold it like a bicycle tyre pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want a two hundred bullet pointed essay on how to do it please lady's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fare thread in my opinion

Its all about quality over quantity and that's likely why iv been so bloody bored

Never any real genuine effort

Don't hate me but if that's how you roll I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T bone steak and his favorite beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook him dinner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Look at his penis. Not much more effort required.

Required or on offer ?"

Both. Women are dreadful creatures I know.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Hold it like a bicycle tyre pump "

The cheese grater or the penis?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Tell him he isn't allowed to walk

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Talk about revolution when driving a fast car "

No that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say he is right about everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say he is right about everything. "

I'm done allready

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Strip naked

Tell him you want his big, hard cock

Stroke it - if that doesn't work lick it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We want a two hundred bullet pointed essay on how to do it please lady's "

I was kinda hoping for 300 points tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you have done this before

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nibble his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want a two hundred bullet pointed essay on how to do it please lady's

I was kinda hoping for 300 points tho "

The guy version had more points then I could count so thought 200 was enough but let's go 300 why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Touch his penis "

Like pet it? or grab it with your pinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strip naked

Tell him you want his big, hard cock

Stroke it - if that doesn't work lick it"

Then sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwiches

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My wellies

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

One guy I said meet me outside to, that did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get down on your knees and slap his juicy meat across your lips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sandwiches "

Oh brilliant. Any particular?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get down on your knees and slap his juicy meat across your lips. "

Like a mic check at a gig?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I've heard that offering cake helps

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sandwiches "

Sausage, bacon, egg, black pudding and mushrooms, thick crusty white bread, lashings of butter and tomato sauce please.

I'll spaff instantly if you bring me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get down on your knees and slap his juicy meat across your lips.

Like a mic check at a gig?"

Yes but it's better without an audience and performed at the local slaughter house.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hit the end with a wooden spoon repeatedly until they either pass out or orgasm.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've heard that offering cake helps

K"

No, they scoff the cake and fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit the end with a wooden spoon repeatedly until they either pass out or orgasm."

Very nice

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this "

I leaked a little

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this "

And you can mix up the rhythm, going faster with more grip, or slower with gentle squeezing.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this

I leaked a little "

Want to leak a lot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this "

This is great.. but you didn't number your points. And remember not all men are the same

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"

I leaked a little

Want to leak a lot? "

As you asked so nicely

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Drop a couple of coins into his slot then pull the lever

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Touch his penis

Like pet it? or grab it with your pinky?"

Give it a poke

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Get him a threesome for his birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit the end with a wooden spoon repeatedly until they either pass out or orgasm."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to touch him splat didn’t even get it in my hands lol

Then he runs around telling everyone how he bang you all night lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this

This is great.. but you didn't number your points. And remember not all men are the same "

I know that

Didn't you read it all? Men never read anything properly

And I don't like bullet points!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy.

Lay him naked on a bed.

Oil up your hands.

Gently ease them up and down his flaccid member until it gets hard.

Masturbate it; watching his face and listening to his groans and breathing.

How to masturbate him:

Use one hand, the two hands, then one etc, in a rhythm.

Add more oil when needed.

You can squeeze harder or softer.

You can play with his balls if he likes that.

You can rub your thumb over the glans and head.

Above all, use your head.

I like to ask him to try to hold back his orgasm, but that's just my little pleasure thing- he doesn't have to.

Some men like a finger in the arse too, but I like to concentrate on the penis.

I miss doing this

This is great.. but you didn't number your points. And remember not all men are the same

I know that

Didn't you read it all? Men never read anything properly

And I don't like bullet points!

"

Ahhh that'll be why I didn't read it properly . It wasn't bullet pointed

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Talk about revolution when driving a fast car "

That might work for Tracy Chapman but what about the mortal folk of Fab?

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