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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Time for some physiological fun facts for no apparent reason whatsoever say I

Simply post all your weird and wonderful facts relating to the human body here.

I shall commence proceedings:

Did you know that a human eyelash lives for about 150 days before it falls out?

Fascinating is it not? .....no?

Anyhoo, over to you good folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can produce enough saliva to fill two bathtubs a year

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is anatomically impossible to lick your own elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently in one day we produce enough of our own "gas" to fill up a party balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men ejaculate at roughly 184 metres per second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The length of the small intestine is roughly 9–16 feet

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Genetically every one is 99% identical

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In camera terms, the human eye is about 576 megapixels (take that Apple and Samsung!)

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Earwax is actually a type of sweat

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"In camera terms, the human eye is about 576 megapixels (take that Apple and Samsung!) "

Your eyes stay the same size as when you're born.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Your stomach contains Hydrochloric acid. As do car batteries

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people "

Ah that means Mr J will be gone before me then

Her x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Ah that means Mr J will be gone before me then

Her x"

Fear not! All is not lost; Lefties just need to practice becoming ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Ah that means Mr J will be gone before me then

Her x

Fear not! All is not lost; Lefties just need to practice becoming ambidextrous "

I'll get him on it!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that approximately two thirds of people tilt their head to the right when kissing?

(Even left handed people apparently).

Take note for scientific purposes when next you all engage in the act

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A person passes on 278 different types of bacteria to another person when they kiss them. Fortunately, 95% of them are not harmful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you removed all of the space between all of the atoms, protons, neutrons and electrons in all living humans the solid mass left would fit into a average sized apple.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

By the end of a person's life, they can recall, on average, around 150 trillion pieces of information.

Hmmm....how in the hell was this data both collated and indeed corroborated I’m pondering though?

Anyway though - take that Microsoft Windows!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You can lose 150 calories per hour if you hit your head against the wall.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You can lose 150 calories per hour if you hit your head against the wall."

And a few litres of blood to

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

On average, a person needs seven minutes to fall asleep.

.....but not on here it seems, hence the late night insomnia threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average amount of ejaculate produced by a man is 10CC... Hence the name of thd group.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Apparently in one day we produce enough of our own "gas" to fill up a party balloon "

Pretty sure I sometimes have enough to fill all the party balloons

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It turns out that one man in every three hundred is capable of satisfying themselves orally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is around 100,000 miles of blood vessels in the average adult

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"By the end of a person's life, they can recall, on average, around 150 trillion pieces of information.

Hmmm....how in the hell was this data both collated and indeed corroborated I’m pondering though?

Anyway though - take that Microsoft Windows! "

Why do I do so badly in tests?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The average life expectancy is 2,475,576,000 seconds. During this time we pronounce, on average, around 123,205,750 words and have sex 4,239 times.

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By *oolkoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

There are more connections in your brain than there are stars in the universe.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"The average amount of ejaculate produced by a man is 10CC... Hence the name of thd group. "

And also The Lovin' Spoonful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid out, end to end, your blood vessels would circle the world...don't try this at home!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The pineal gland actually derives its name from its shape, which resembles a pine nut.

I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people "

And taller people live shorter lives than shorter people ... so beware tall left-handed people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average amount of ejaculate produced by a man is 10CC... Hence the name of thd group.

And also The Lovin' Spoonful "

Really?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Apparently in one day we produce enough of our own "gas" to fill up a party balloon "

Must remember this for my ex's birthday

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"On average, a person needs seven minutes to fall asleep.

.....but not on here it seems, hence the late night insomnia threads "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earwax is actually a type of sweat "

And you can apparently determine a sweatier person to a none sweatier person by the amount of it

I'm sure the less wax you have the sweatier you are

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Sneezing at the same time as gargling mouth wash, causes the human mouth to spray a genuine Jackson Pollock style painting upon the bathroom mirror, tiles, sink, and floor.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Earwax is actually a type of sweat

And you can apparently determine a sweatier person to a none sweatier person by the amount of it

I'm sure the less wax you have the sweatier you are "

And furthermore, we produce more earwax when we are stressed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When listening to music, your heartbeat will apparently sync with the rhythm.

.....I must stand up and dispute this though! My heartbeat does not go into a drum and bass, 180 BPM tempo whenever I listen to the genre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you mix spunk with a chewed hubba bubba it will become the blob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently your bowel has more brain cells than a cat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Every second, your body produces 25 million new cells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some humans are more evolved that others

Some humans still have a link to or apes

There a 3rd wrist that isn’t need it’s called the PALMARIS LONGUS

people who have them are close to apes than people who don’t as apes are the only other animal with this muscle showing a direct link that humans evolve for apes

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Apparently your bowel has more brain cells than a cat"

Technically that isn't very accurate because every time they tried the experiment, the cat just wasn't interested. Little lovable shits

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"It is anatomically impossible to lick your own elbows."

My daughter can do this! Looks like scary though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some humans are more evolved that others

Some humans still have a link to or apes

There a 3rd wrist that isn’t need it’s called the PALMARIS LONGUS

people who have them are close to apes than people who don’t as apes are the only other animal with this muscle showing a direct link that humans evolve for apes "

I don't have that muscle along with only 14% (variable depending on ethnicity) of the population!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Earwax is actually a type of sweat "

Cats love human earwax.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm"

No it’s not

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A man always goes for the left boob first, when sucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more chromosomes in pineapples and strawberry’s, than there are in humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man always goes for the left boob first, when sucking.

"

Your left, or his left ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will eat at least 5 spiders in your lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm"

That’s not true as the shoulder is made off three heads if you mean the front head anterior delt then yes you can’t if you mean the side head medial delt then yes you can’t but rear head the posterior delt gose hafe way down your back so it is possible to touch you shoulder with you palm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penis contains more bones in it than the foot, that’s why when a man gets hard it’s called a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some humans are more evolved that others

Some humans still have a link to or apes

There a 3rd wrist that isn’t need it’s called the PALMARIS LONGUS

people who have them are close to apes than people who don’t as apes are the only other animal with this muscle showing a direct link that humans evolve for apes

I don't have that muscle along with only 14% (variable depending on ethnicity) of the population! "

Your more evolved than people who have them I am in the middle I don’t have it on the left arm but still present in the right arm

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The human foot is exactly the same length of a Subway footlong.

Hence the name .

However in Germany the footlong is known as the handlong as Germans generally have bigger hands than feet

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm

That’s not true as the shoulder is made off three heads if you mean the front head anterior delt then yes you can’t if you mean the side head medial delt then yes you can’t but rear head the posterior delt gose hafe way down your back so it is possible to touch you shoulder with you palm

"

Pfft... Semantics

Although I've just tried this with my rear delt and still couldn't do it...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The penis contains more bones in it than the foot, that’s why when a man gets hard it’s called a boner "

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm

No it’s not "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm"

i thought i just did the impossible then realised it was probably just the chunky jumper i was touching not actually close enough that i would have touched skin if naked

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Your heart pumps approximately 7000 litres a day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Women blink about two times less often than men.

.....This may in some way serve to explain why they seem to so adept at perceiving (and continually pointing out) when we chaps have not carried out a chore of their choice to their demanding specifications...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human foot is exactly the same length of a Subway footlong.

Hence the name .

However in Germany the footlong is known as the handlong as Germans generally have bigger hands than feet

"

but wait we all have different shoe sizes but a subway footlong is standard

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The human foot is exactly the same length of a Subway footlong.

Hence the name .

However in Germany the footlong is known as the handlong as Germans generally have bigger hands than feet

but wait we all have different shoe sizes but a subway footlong is standard "

I don't make the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm

That’s not true as the shoulder is made off three heads if you mean the front head anterior delt then yes you can’t if you mean the side head medial delt then yes you can’t but rear head the posterior delt gose hafe way down your back so it is possible to touch you shoulder with you palm

Pfft... Semantics

Although I've just tried this with my rear delt and still couldn't do it..."

Think off a cop arm up the back restrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your foot is the same length as from your wrist to elbow.

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

There's enough fascia to cover at least 1 football pitch.

Your skin is the biggest organ.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Calcium is the biggest source of metal in the body.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one to try: If you rub the sole of your feet with garlic, you’ll feel its taste and smell in the mouth after 30 minutes(!)

(And you’ll also boast smelly feet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Ah that means Mr J will be gone before me then

Her x"

Quick, bump up his insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you laid all your veins and arteries out in a line....

You’d die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you laid all your veins and arteries out in a line....

You’d die. "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A human head can remain conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated(!)

Just enough time to muse, ‘Shit! I left the oven on earlier...’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently your bowel has more brain cells than a cat

Technically that isn't very accurate because every time they tried the experiment, the cat just wasn't interested. Little lovable shits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible to touch your shoulder with the palm of your hand on the same arm"

I just tried it and can with both! My arms are 2” longer than they should be for my height though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ears and Noses continue growing as an adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The human body has a muscle that pumps blood around, this muscle is called the heart, Dee Lite claimed this is where the groove is, but experts now say groove is found in the thighs and ass.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The human body has a muscle that pumps blood around, this muscle is called the heart, Dee Lite claimed this is where the groove is, but experts now say groove is found in the thighs and ass."

The primitive groove is something we all have, albeit transiently, around the 15th day of our development as embryos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genetically all humans are 98% identical to chimpanzees and 50% identical to bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genetically all humans are 98% identical to chimpanzees and 50% identical to bananas."

There is a strong case for extending some human rights to our close relations. The Great Ape Project is a good book on this. I'm still eating bananas though.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead "

I'm here mouthing the alphabet like a right lunatic now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead "

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w "

I got 5 too, can't believe I just sat and did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never cum 184 meters! That’s Olympic standards! Let alone in a second. Haha

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w "
F is your top teeth touching your lip not lips

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w "

I got 6:

B, F, M, P, V & W.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w F is your top teeth touching your lip not lips"

You are right(of course)! Ffs.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"There are 26 letters in the alphabet and only 4 of them you touch your lips together

Go ahead

I got 5 ! B, f, m, p, w

I got 6:

B, F, M, P, V & W. "

F,V are teeth touching bottom lip not both lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Apparently in one day we produce enough of our own "gas" to fill up a party balloon "

You left the 'h' out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many nerves in my body...I know this cos ex used to annoy everyone of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Earwax is actually a type of sweat "

No wonder I don't suffer from it.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night.

****

One teaspoon of semen has only 5 calories.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Each ejaculation contains over 100 million sperm!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Humans shed skin

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A man always goes for the left boob first, when sucking.

Your left, or his left ? "

My left, your right.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Humans shed skin "

But not like a snake, in one go. Imagine if there were loads of human size/shaped skin cast offs?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Humans shed skin

But not like a snake, in one go. Imagine if there were loads of human size/shaped skin cast offs?! "

Lol yeah like big seeds

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Each ejaculation contains over 100 million sperm! "

And only 5 calories per teaspoon.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Scientists estimate that the nose can recognise a trillion different scents.

I swear they just pull these figures out of their arses (which incidentally, our noses can detect the smell of)

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Each ejaculation contains over 100 million sperm!

And only 5 calories per teaspoon. "

Perhaps we should market it as a healthy, high protein snack! X

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Each ejaculation contains over 100 million sperm!

And only 5 calories per teaspoon. "

No wonder I can’t wank myself thin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Everyone, their uncle and the next door neighbours dog knows that we have five senses, right?

Wrong!

There are actually more.

Close your eyes and try to touch your nose.

Easy right? That’s because your employing proprioception. This is the sense that detects where the parts of your body are with respect to each other. It's classified as a meta-sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only ever breath through one nostril at a time !!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me "

I could use a measuring tape holder please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me

I could use a measuring tape holder please. "

I'm warming my hands and tape as we speak

I may have to double hack my measurements though

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me

I could use a measuring tape holder please.

I'm warming my hands and tape as we speak

I may have to double hack my measurements though

x"

Hack =check of course

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me

I could use a measuring tape holder please.

I'm warming my hands and tape as we speak

I may have to double hack my measurements though

x"

You should triple check. You know, for accuracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the point of orgasm your brain literally farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your nipples are 8 inches apart..... Warm the tape measure first before you check

Any ladies in excess of 8 inches apart.... pm me

I could use a measuring tape holder please.

I'm warming my hands and tape as we speak

I may have to double hack my measurements though

x

You should triple check. You know, for accuracy "

One can never be too complacent.... Check, check and check again

I love your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently in one day we produce enough of our own "gas" to fill up a party balloon

Must remember this for my ex's birthday "

you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the point of orgasm your brain literally farts. "

That's why women always leave after I've orgasmed

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road


"The pineal gland actually derives its name from its shape, which resembles a pine nut.

I shit you not."

Where's Devine Moments of Truth are made next level business

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

Being able to taste celery is genetic.

To me it is super strong and horrendously bitter. I can taste even the smallest sliver in a soup or stew.

To my ex it was "crunchy water" with no flavour at all.

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"Earwax is actually a type of sweat

No wonder I don't suffer from it."

You are Prince Andrew and I claim my £5.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A human head can remain conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated(!)

Just enough time to muse, ‘Shit! I left the oven on earlier...’

"

Or read the postcard in the wicker basket, next to the guillotine.

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A man always goes for the left boob first, when sucking.

"

That's true in my case.

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