FabSwingers.com forum: Lonely vagina...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You know how if you've got one budgie you get it a little mirror and some cuttle fish to cheer it up, well do you think that works for a lonely vag?

Asking for a friend

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Lonely vaginas need love honey pressies

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A mirror and a cuttlefish obviously.

If it works for one sort of bird it will work for them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lonely vaginas matter.

also, a big bad barry helps

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The thread title sounds like a country and western song title.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Lonely vaginas need love honey pressies"

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

There should be a song dedicated to this

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By *igboywxmMan
over a year ago

Wrexham / Oswestry

Hahahaha. Give them the attention they need and deserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand of a stranger or friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owner of a lonely vagina

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I introduced mine to the shower head. Best friends ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owner of a lonely vagina "

https://youtu.be/SVOuYquXuuc

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Lonely vaginas need love honey pressies"

This! Mine need to remain lonely for a little bit longer though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem

Level up - corn on the cob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some the mirror might work - but judging by some of the pics people put on their profiles, others might find themselves faced with a a passageway to Narnia. Not sure about the cuttlefish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some the mirror might work - but judging by some of the pics people put on their profiles, others might find themselves faced with a a passageway to Narnia. Not sure about the cuttlefish. "

That's interesting. Will there be odd creatures there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be somewhat alarmed if I went down on a lady and found a cuttlefish and a little mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem

Level up - corn on the cob.

Nah a Butternut Squash

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"You know how if you've got one budgie you get it a little mirror and some cuttle fish to cheer it up, well do you think that works for a lonely vag?

Asking for a friend

I think we should study it. I’ll come around with a mirror, then study your vagina in front of it and then to make sure it’s a fair test, spend the same amount of time without the mirror.

And for extra scientific purposes,’then the same amount of time with me playing down there as a control study

Fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem

Level up - corn on the cob.

Nah a Butternut Squash

Depends if we are aiming for stretching or just a different sensory experience

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lonely vaginas need lonely cocks.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All vaginas matter

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Just a lonely vision of what could be,

staring in a single mirror just me,

just me and my lonely vag.

I place a small glove on and prentend it's not me,

Just pretend it's someone else wanting to get to my honey

catching my cuttlfish face,

I's just me and my lonely vag.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A mirror and a cuttlefish obviously.

If it works for one sort of bird it will work for them all!"

Worth a try

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I introduced mine to the shower head. Best friends ever since. "

A fixed shower head is just plain mean

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I would be somewhat alarmed if I went down on a lady and found a cuttlefish and a little mirror

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

U need some 1 who can talk 2 it lol x

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Stand by your vag

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I introduced mine to the shower head. Best friends ever since.

A fixed shower head is just plain mean

This needs to be a section on reviews of hotels.

Great shower head 4star water pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem

Level up - corn on the cob.

Cooked or raw

Asking for, errr, a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be somewhat alarmed if I went down on a lady and found a cuttlefish and a little mirror

Aww... What if it was wearing lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lonely vaginas matter.

also, a big bad barry helps

Px "

Barry is named after who..??

I know a lady who has given hers the moniker Gary, after Gary Numan

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