FabSwingers.com forum: Fit good girls

By *orny saint OP Man
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn get your popcorn hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whereas in the Midlands we're none of the above

Maybe it's not the location, maybe it's... some other common denominator

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Oh dear did the southerners dare to say no thanks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yeah. We’re the problem

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sounds like the southerners are very flexible...hello all I'm HappyTrailMan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too? "

Because you're a good girl obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you thought I was bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear"

Ill take a bag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit sexist, just cos I'm a man it doesn't mean I'm not stuck up my own ass too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's sunny up here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm unfit and bad so wouldn't no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are just not into hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this."

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

Ill take a bag please "

One bag off popcorn comeing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

Can you translate that into correct English please for all of us stuck up snobs to fully understand.

Thank you!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm totally unfit, well up my own arse but Welsh not sure if I top trump the southerners?

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear"

Large bucket for me please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Translated into:

The Northern lasses don't knock me back (but they use distance as reason not to meet)

The southern ones do knock me back (because they can't use distance as an excuse)

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh dear OP !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

Large bucket for me please

One large bucket off popcorn comeing up

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear"

I have a giant bag of wotsits , fancy swapsies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

Ill take a bag please

One bag off popcorn comeing up "

Can I have some please so I can throw it at the OP?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book? "

Good girls never make history

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Translated into:

The Northern lasses don't knock me back (but they use distance as reason not to meet)

The southern ones do knock me back (because they can't use distance as an excuse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

I have a giant bag of wotsits , fancy swapsies ?

Yes we can swap if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was to say anything.

I think it's the wrong colour hat for your cricket umpire test.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

Can you translate that into correct English please for all of us stuck up snobs to fully understand.

Thank you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Group hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

Ill take a bag please

One bag off popcorn comeing up

Can I have some please so I can throw it at the OP?

Yes you can have a bag to throw at op as he definitely needs it lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear"

May I have a mix of sweet and salty please

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

This looks like one of those "threads that keep giving".

Gets comfy and plugs in charger .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I feel left out; Midlands here.

I’d like to think I’m a good girl who’s stuck up her own arse, sounds like a nice middle ground place to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow your brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn get your popcorn hear

May I have a mix of sweet and salty please

Yes you can one mixed bag off sweet and salty popcorn comeing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good girl but definitely unfit.

I like to buck the trend

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m a southern naughty girl up north......

I’m also stuck up my own arse......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well then I'll just sit here. Don't mind me just watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book?

Good girls never make history

Come live down south with us snobby lot then

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

He's bitter cos he's not able to get stuck up an ass other than his own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so who's gone for popcorn? Or nachos? Or a hot dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's gone for popcorn? Or nachos? Or a hot dog?

Px "

Popcorn is the winner x

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"so who's gone for popcorn? Or nachos? Or a hot dog?

Px "

I think the OP has ..he posts then goes off line!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Also isn't everyone kind of North of Eastleigh

So does that mean no one is stuck up?

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I've never had to travel far, Southampton, Eastleigh, Bognor, closest was 5 minutes away.

I thought I had taste, but obviously not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's gone for popcorn? Or nachos? Or a hot dog?

Px "

Gotta be popcorn, it has many uses

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book?

Good girls never make history

Come live down south with us snobby lot then

I'm from further south than you

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

I'm thinking it might have something to do with the hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, I tick all the boxes:

Up my own arse

Stuck up snob

Am a very good girl

Ah well

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee "

Careful you are a Nordie too

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'm unfit and bad so wouldn't no

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You know you're fit, hopefully bad as well.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

"Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee

Careful you are a Nordie too

But I’m not a fit good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book?

Good girls never make history

Come live down south with us snobby lot then

I'm from further south than you

Very true! So shock horror, you're a huge snob!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why can't I be stuck up my own arse too?

Because you're a good girl obviously

I dispute this.

You're not allowed to argue, good girls don't do that. Didn't you read the rule book?

Good girls never make history

Come live down south with us snobby lot then

I'm from further south than you

Very true! So shock horror, you're a huge snob!

It's exactly what my nationals are known for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

Alrighty then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

You haven't been in the South long? Place is full of the fit women you seek. Try harder dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

You haven't been in the South long? Place is full of the fit women you seek. Try harder dude."

Don't tell him that! We don't want him

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee

Careful you are a Nordie too

But I’m not a fit good girl

Nah you’re a fit good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

You haven't been in the South long? Place is full of the fit women you seek. Try harder dude.

Don't tell him that! We don't want him

Are you demanding me?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Pulls up a chair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

You haven't been in the South long? Place is full of the fit women you seek. Try harder dude.

Don't tell him that! We don't want him

Are you demanding me?

Of course, it's what I do best

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm down south! And I'm not stuck anywhere??

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

"Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee

Careful you are a Nordie too

But I’m not a fit good girl

Nah you’re a fit good boy

Yeoooooo

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I'm sensing a little bit of frustration in your post OP.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Don’t wast your time crocodile Dundee

Careful you are a Nordie too

But I’m not a fit good girl

Nah you’re a fit good boy

Yeoooooo

You owe me a scotch egg

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

*sharp intake of breath *

Excooooose me, I'll have you know the only arsed I'm stuck up are the men I'm pegging!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh hang on, I'm not fit...phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder what goes through their heads to post something like this, do they expect a good response? Bad response? What? I just don't get it

Her x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I do wonder what goes through their heads to post something like this, do they expect a good response? Bad response? What? I just don't get it

Her x"

Someone from the South to PROVE they're different. In person. With their minge.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

The ultimate drive by post

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

If you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of a guy who's going home alone at the end of the night.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Oooh where do I sit? I'm a southerner who lives up north.

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By *igboywxmMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Anyone got any tissues to dry his eyes for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of a guy who's going home alone at the end of the night. "

I think he needs a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh where do I sit? I'm a southerner who lives up north. "

Makes you fake

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not wrong though. We're completely stuck up rude bitches with no manners (I didn't reply to his message) shssshh

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By *tickyPollCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

"Yeah. We’re the problem

Of course we are the problem

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

"Oooh where do I sit? I'm a southerner who lives up north.

Makes you fake

Sweet! I shall add that to my profile blurb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is full of them today no wonder women tend to think us men are trash ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not wrong though. We're completely stuck up rude bitches with no manners (I didn't reply to his message) shssshh"

Oh no offence op. I've no idea if you've messaged me or not. I just said it for devilment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

I can see this going down well *sits down to enjoy the show*

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By *icky and MandyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hello from the south........

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is full of them today no wonder women tend to think us men are trash ???????"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is full of them today no wonder women tend to think us men are trash ???????

Well said

Give us a little credit for having a bit of a brain please. We do know that not all guys are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is full of them today no wonder women tend to think us men are trash ???????

Well said

Give us a little credit for having a bit of a brain please. We do know that not all guys are the same

I know I’m sorry I am generalising of course x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Instructions unclear, stick what up where?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Uh oh someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed most women do know not all men are like this but jeez he makes it hard for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed most women do know not all men are like this but jeez he makes it hard for us "

Exactly especially when you see several in a day ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is full of them today no wonder women tend to think us men are trash ???????"

We know there are lots of good guys, but some men just like to take themselves out of the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sounds super butt hurt

not having much luck today then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey!

Do you need a hug OP?

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Another day, another entitled incel style "why are all women so rude and disrespectful to me?" post.

Maybe it's not the women who are the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey!

Do you need a hug OP?

I could go for a hug

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "
...im from down south and not stuck up my own arse ,maybe its the way you speak to them or even the way you look ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or both??

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohh dear

sometimes being fat and unfit comes in useful

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

You're quite a catch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

Who’s Surrey now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

Who’s Surrey now "

Oh mio Dio ... hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all northern birds are good

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Me think this is suicide on a grand scale . Did he really make that statement. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was a civil war post north vs south.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the north too, i blame the Gravy, you just cant get good gravy down south

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Translated into:

The Northern lasses don't knock me back (but they use distance as reason not to meet)

The southern ones do knock me back (because they can't use distance as an excuse)

Easily the most perceptive answer so far!

Those mentioning the hat come equal second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

Who’s Surrey now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is definitely gonna get laid now....or maybe not.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Thought it was a civil war post north vs south.

OP hasn't said whether he is Roundhead or Cavalier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs

Who’s Surrey now

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"He's not wrong though. We're completely stuck up rude bitches with no manners (I didn't reply to his message) shssshh"

Me either and he's blocked

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I love the north too, i blame the Gravy, you just cant get good gravy down south

That is true. What do you put in yours that we don't?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have we established where North ends and South begins?

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

All this talk of popcorn though we should make a Sothern snobby appearance

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have we established where North ends and South begins?

Uttoxeter

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Have we established where North ends and South begins?

Uttoxeter

what am I then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason! "

Honestly, we should know better. We’ll discuss it at the next southern bitches meeting

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Maybe because they don't like crocodile dundee

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Oh popcorn needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the hot list in the UK you are all beautiful

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have we established where North ends and South begins?

Uttoxeter

what am I then

A cyborg

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Why are all the fit good girls up north by that I mean naughty girls down south are stuck up their own asrse and are stuck up wast of time snubs "

Wow I’m biting my tongue because I’m sure you just want a reaction. Though I will say this, with that attitude can you blame them. Straight to my block list

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason! "

Bet you stick your pinky finger out when sipping champers from your posh glass too. Snooty Mctooty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Bet you stick your pinky finger out when sipping champers from your posh glass too. Snooty Mctooty

I'm going to do this now, just because

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Bet you stick your pinky finger out when sipping champers from your posh glass too. Snooty Mctooty

Oh suit you miss

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Bet you stick your pinky finger out when sipping champers from your posh glass too. Snooty Mctooty

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Honestly, we should know better. We’ll discuss it at the next southern bitches meeting "

Oh yes, I'll add it to the agenda. Along with a discussion of why women are so demanding, building on an earlier thread lol

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Translated into:

The Northern lasses don't knock me back (but they use distance as reason not to meet)

The southern ones do knock me back (because they can't use distance as an excuse)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Have we established where North ends and South begins?

Uttoxeter

what am I then

A cyborg

I think I can pull that look off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boils my pee... I'm northern live mids now... I'm glad our southern belles have an attitude if the men speak like that about any woman. Why do you think they have attitude?.

Perhaps US northerners need to pinch some tips from them.

Hi southern belles from a northern soule x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Honestly, we should know better. We’ll discuss it at the next southern bitches meeting

Oh yes, I'll add it to the agenda. Along with a discussion of why women are so demanding, building on an earlier thread lol"

We have to prove we are real before we’re admitted?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How dare us Southern women say no to you, we must be snobs and "up ourselves"... Couldn't possibly be any other reason!

Bet you stick your pinky finger out when sipping champers from your posh glass too. Snooty Mctooty

I'm going to do this now, just because

*Chink-chink* That was our glasses. Bottoms up

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Some of the replies on this thread are comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?"

So many replies biting tongue

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?"

I checked and Cardiff is south of Uttoxeter, so yes. Unless you want to join Busty Belle as a cyborg?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?"

The real way to tell, according to OP, is to decide how snobby you're feeling... If you're feeling very snobby then you must be a southerner!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?"

Yes. You’re one of us. We get together on Tuesdays to discuss all things snob related. Look forward to seeing you then.

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over a year ago

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?

The real way to tell, according to OP, is to decide how snobby you're feeling... If you're feeling very snobby then you must be a southerner!"

Well I drive a Range Rover but live in a council house and the ice cream man round here sells single cigarettes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?

The real way to tell, according to OP, is to decide how snobby you're feeling... If you're feeling very snobby then you must be a southerner!"

Kitty, you are definitely a southerner because your location has the word "south" in it *nods sagely*

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over a year ago

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?

The real way to tell, according to OP, is to decide how snobby you're feeling... If you're feeling very snobby then you must be a southerner!

Kitty, you are definitely a southerner because your location has the word "south" in it *nods sagely*"

It's true, you couldn't get much further south than where I am. I'm practically French.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Am I classed as a southerner cos I live in South Wales?

The real way to tell, according to OP, is to decide how snobby you're feeling... If you're feeling very snobby then you must be a southerner!

Kitty, you are definitely a southerner because your location has the word "south" in it *nods sagely*

It's true, you couldn't get much further south than where I am. I'm practically French."

I think French is an entirely different category and the OP will need to seriously rethink his rant if any actual Frenchwomen join in.

We've sorted Irish by recategorising as "cyborg", the status of Annie in Wales is under review

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I wouldn’t mind being stuck up the arse of some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t mind being stuck up the arse of some of these

To clarify... We're up our own arses apparently. Although, if you've seen my videos you'll know I occasionally am

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I wouldn’t mind being stuck up the arse of some of these

To clarify... We're up our own arses apparently. Although, if you've seen my videos you'll know I occasionally am

I wouldn’t know what you mean

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Cheers I'm glad you appreciate us southerner and our kinks

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