FabSwingers.com forum: Your profile?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How often do you view it? I see loads of incomplete headlines, because they dont realise there is a limit!

Do you tweak it?

I deleted the text on mine to discourage new messages, made no difference!

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

I tweak it every now and again but I'm a single guy, I don't think it gets looked at very often

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mine could do with updating.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Seems to be a lot of guys tweaking it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deleted mine too, I still get messages saying my profile text is amazing

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Mine never gets looked at. In the 18months of having it, I’ve only been asked twice about it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Fairly regulate. I update it according to my horn levels. Which at the moment are pretty high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experts warn viewing your own profile still along way off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine needs some serious tweaking

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Occasionally. I sometimes look at it because a message we receive makes me think I've remembered the contents incorrectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experts warn viewing your own profile still along way off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never. Its shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always proof read mine after an edit xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine will be updated soon when it's the right time to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last done mine a while ago, its like selling yourself and that's something I'm not good at. Ill happily take some pointers thou

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mine gets tweaked every few months.

Normally just the ti_eline bit coz I like things to be accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines surreal enough to bamboozle men enough not to message me, which is the intention

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm just waiting on some test results back before redoing mine

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A little tweak now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit wordy so i cant be arsed to read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I view mine regularly as it’s elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says the basics off what needs to be sed if anyone wants to know more happy to chat away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deleted all the text and put one line, here for the forum, I still get messages complimenting my bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a bit wordy so i cant be arsed to read it

Fucks sake, I don’t have all day man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rarely someone look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a bit wordy so i cant be arsed to read it

Fucks sake, I don’t have all day man

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me either bloody time eh

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I tweak it regularly and do a complete overhaul occasionally, vast majority of people don't read it though so I do wonder why I bother. Have previously experimented with writing an absolutely ridiculous profile, it made no difference to the number or quality of the messages received.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

This

I do check mine for mistakes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How often do you view it? I see loads of incomplete headlines, because they dont realise there is a limit!

Do you tweak it?

I deleted the text on mine to discourage new messages, made no difference!"

I have made the odd change and sometimes shuffle pics around but it’s a wasted effort I believe but meh “onwards and upwards”

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I occasionally read mine but normally because someone has asked me a question about it and I have to check to see what the hell they are on about. Then it all makes sense even though it shouldn't as its all bollocks

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I tweak far too much. I might have to join tweakers anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll update my profile or header as and when i feel the need.. but it's generally the same gist whatever i write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently updated mine with a little more about me and what I’m looking for and still get people asking how long I’ve been on fab and if I’ve had success? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time...tweaking it polishing it, WD 40ing it...Its a shame no one else shares my enthusiasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every now and again I freshen it up, maybe every other month or so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time...tweaking it polishing it, WD 40ing it...Its a shame no one else shares my enthusiasm.

I would offer but I cant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time...tweaking it polishing it, WD 40ing it...Its a shame no one else shares my enthusiasm.

I would offer but I cant!

Alas...thank you.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I tweak mine every so often.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Mine seems to go down well with the males for some strange reason. And does not so well with the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely do anything with my profile text. Maybe a revamp in upcoming future.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Tweaker here - usually in response to the latest kind of messages I receive; if despite best efforts I STILL receive pictures of cock in an initial message I tweak it to reflect that I want to chat to a person rather than a dick. Or if somebody bombards me with messages, I will put something along those lines in the update.

Not sure it helps much

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probs needs a tweak

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I tweak it when I'm bored to something else random whilst being grounded

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Regular updates cos things change...lol

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I view and tweak parts occasionally I should tweak the pictures more often than I do I think.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature."

Yey thats so cute

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I look at it about as much as anyone else, not very often

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I did the unthinkable a while ago and asked for a review.

Seems mine is pretty much perfect as far as single mens profiles go. It's ok I suppose in my eyes

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I like to mix it up now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried short, long and every type of profile, waste of time really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not often enough to be fair might tweak it later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tweak it every now and again but I'm a single guy, I don't think it gets looked at very often

You would be shocked. Women ALWAYS read profiles. It's you men who rarely do!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Occasionally. Mostly just when I think of something to add or rewrite.

LvM

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've tried short, long and every type of profile, waste of time really "

Have you tried engaging in forum threads, fun and games alongside your written work?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont really tweak mine as I like it how it is, but yes I do like to view it few times a week

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I tweak it every now and again but I'm a single guy, I don't think it gets looked at very often

You would be shocked. Women ALWAYS read profiles. It's you men who rarely do!"

Agreed. It's why i've always tried to write mine so as to appeal to the target audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we decide to get back into swinging then we will put effort in again.

I did look at it last week and deleted some of the shite I had put on it last year.

I think pics are more important than words tho. No one wants to talk to a shadow skull. But a few fluffy boob pics and an open shirt/ beard pic and people seem to want to talk

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Changed my tag line recently guess people like a nightmare

Never really look at my profile text but I probably should

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think I've only ever changed mine once in all the time I've been on the site....might need an update!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I updated mine when I came back from an 8 month break. Nothing has changed so happy to leave it as it is for now

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Update about 3-4 times a year, not that it’s worthwhile as the majority of the messages I receive clearly haven’t bothered to read it.

I wish the text was above the photos, as it would encourage one or two to read the bio first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every two days

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Haven't done mine for a while. I could really delete the lot and replace with 2 words 'Not meeting', that is the polite version!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest.

I don't think it matters what you write on your profile.

Your liked or not. Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update about 3-4 times a year, not that it’s worthwhile as the majority of the messages I receive clearly haven’t bothered to read it.

I wish the text was above the photos, as it would encourage one or two to read the bio first.

Eh? There's no text on profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changed my tag line recently guess people like a nightmare

Never really look at my profile text but I probably should

Yeah I like that it’s a good one!

I changed mine a few months ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to update mine all the time.

Fake joke veris

"Fill in later"

Masses of text of absolute bollocks

Jokes

Some people do read profiles.

Some don't... my absolute favourite is when I have no text, just a cleavage pic that could belong to anyone from Britney Spears to Dame Edna. They send messages saying something like "you sound great!"

I ask what they like about my profile.

30 seconds of silence where they go and read my profile for the very first time.

Their reply....

"Woman"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I used to update mine all the time.

Fake joke veris

"Fill in later"

Masses of text of absolute bollocks

Jokes

Some people do read profiles.

I ask what they like about my profile.

30 seconds of silence where they go and read my profile for the very first time.

Their reply....

"Woman"

Vagina

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I rarely look at mine. Occasionally if I think something is relevant I may add to it.

Although about a month ago I did remove a chunk and then put another lump in.

Occasionally someone will read it as I received a message a few days ago mentioning part of it.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We only started out in October so our profile is relatively new so nothing needs updating yet.

We didn’t bother putting about not meeting during Covid as we thought it was obvious so nothing really to change.

We also didn’t want to put a list of no’s on our profile...so it can remain positive

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"We only started out in October so our profile is relatively new so nothing needs updating yet.

We didn’t bother putting about not meeting during Covid as we thought it was obvious so nothing really to change.

We also didn’t want to put a list of no’s on our profile...so it can remain positive

Tbf I'd be too busy checking out both of your awesome artistry pictures to read it

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I updated mine recently, but that was the first time in ages.

Over the years it has completely changed...and I've found that the type of messages I receive differ depending on what my profile says

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Update about 3-4 times a year, not that it’s worthwhile as the majority of the messages I receive clearly haven’t bothered to read it.

I wish the text was above the photos, as it would encourage one or two to read the bio first.

Eh? There's no text on profiles!

Doing mine in French next time ...that’ll teach them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I updated mine recently, but that was the first time in ages.

Oh Lily! You have as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'll admit the only way to get your self out there are advertise guys is the forum .are the chat rooms on cam if possible ,think about it don't knock a good profile, up date as much as you can

Leave nothing for granted when it comes to wemon .(smiles) after we've said our piece in forum and made an impression Guess where ladies like to go next to find out about us guys .yep you've guessed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've tweaked mine for a while now, I think it encapsulates what I'm looking for and think it's about the right length too

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I updated mine recently, but that was the first time in ages.

Over the years it has completely changed...and I've found that the type of messages I receive differ depending on what my profile says "

Lovely!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Used to regularly tweak. Not during the pandemic.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Mine reached perfection and 100% effectiveness some time ago...

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Mine reached perfection and 100% effectiveness some time ago..."

Hopefully your waxing skills will catch up next then?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

Oh wait.

You've updated your profile?

Cor, it's all happening isn't it?

Anyway Chilly, that's so awwww!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

Oh wait.

You've updated your profile?

Cor, it's all happening isn't it?

Anyway Chilly, that's so awwww!

I think it may have melted my icy heart a tad!!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Updated ours a few but it’s more to give me something to do as no one really reads it. Keeps me active

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

Oh wait.

You've updated your profile?

Cor, it's all happening isn't it?

Anyway Chilly, that's so awwww!

I think it may have melted my icy heart a tad!!

It's just so lovely isn't it? Between Estragon's very rare display of wit and now this? It's shaping up to be a good day.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

Oh wait.

You've updated your profile?

Cor, it's all happening isn't it?

Anyway Chilly, that's so awwww!

I think it may have melted my icy heart a tad!!

It's just so lovely isn't it? Between Estragon's very rare display of wit and now this? It's shaping up to be a good day.

I concur on both points

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Mine reached perfection and 100% effectiveness some time ago...

Hopefully your waxing skills will catch up next then?

Hope that the scars have healed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tweak it now again. People check out pics, rather than read profile.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I used to play around with it, but now it's perfect.

If it's not broke, then don't fix it.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I always proof read mine because, correct spelling, and punctuation seems to cut a dash with the teaching profession who are all too eager to mark it like some kiddies essay. I can honestly say that I am on of the rare guys, in the history of internet dating, and throughout the depths of cyberspace courtship, who has managed to get his end away with teachers for getting 18 out of 20 for his English homework on a dating site, or swinging site.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Mine reached perfection and 100% effectiveness some time ago...

Hopefully your waxing skills will catch up next then?

Hope that the scars have healed now

Mental scars will be here forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do. I sense another change upcoming. Like a status - Don't want to leave it "stale"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly check mine... to make sure hubby hasn't changed it for me... and to make sure it's not too difficult to decipher... because sometimes I wonder...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Used to regularly tweak. Not during the pandemic. "

Tweak or twerk

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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago

Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow

As Swiss Toni would no doubt comment about a Fab profile...

‘Paul, being on Fab is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Your profile is the chance encounter where she glimpses you across a crowded room. You must be attractive, giving an air of confidence and worldly knowledge, hinting at experience and quality you offer, but a crowded room is not the place to bare all, Paul....’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Used to regularly tweak. Not during the pandemic.

Tweak or twerk

You wouldn't catch me dead twerking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well someone has to look at mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's designed to put people off and it does a good job so I don't touch it

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I tweak mine every so often but don't look at it that much at all.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I sometimes check it when a message asks something that I'm pretty sure is already answered in our profile.

Other than that I read it occasionally to make sure M hasn't changed anything without me noticing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve tailored mine for optimum connectivity with the ladies

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Recently updated mine. It more accurately reflects current circumstances.

As for status updates, I hardly use that feature.

Yey thats so cute

One way of putting it I guess

Oh wait.

You've updated your profile?

Cor, it's all happening isn't it?

Anyway Chilly, that's so awwww!

I think it may have melted my icy heart a tad!!

Now that’s a miracle!!

Congratulations! So happy for you both.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Mine has been the same for the last 18 months

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Mine has been the same for the last 18 months

Same as your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Occasionally. I sometimes look at it because a message we receive makes me think I've remembered the contents incorrectly

I do this too. I can never remember what my profile says or doesn't say

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I’m lacking the inspiration to have a proper profile

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Mine has been the same for the last 18 months

Same as your knickers

If they don’t stick to the wall I put them back on!

Plus you do like to sniff them for pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tweak it now and then.. I often use it as a shortcut to check which photos are public

I have lots of nightmares that my account got hacked and wake up in the middle of the night and have to check it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.. I couldn't understand why I was getting gym related messages.. Then realised I'd put a status on... Doh!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh.. I couldn't understand why I was getting gym related messages.. Then realised I'd put a status on... Doh! "

Only you weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh.. I couldn't understand why I was getting gym related messages.. Then realised I'd put a status on... Doh!

Only you weirdo

Where have ya been xx

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Mine has been the same for the last 18 months

Same as your knickers

If they don’t stick to the wall I put them back on!

Plus you do like to sniff them for pudding

The pungent smell cleanses the blockages

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh.. I couldn't understand why I was getting gym related messages.. Then realised I'd put a status on... Doh!

Only you weirdo

Where have ya been xx"

Here there and nowhere

did you miss me

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think mine is a mixed match of moods

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I update mine about three times a year... add photos every few weeks. Personal updates 1-2 times a week. I like my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote it .... why would I ever want to go back and read it

Its been there so long spiders ?? have moved in, the crayon has faded and anyone reading it may need the Rosetta Stone to unravel the pictograms...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I actually just updated mine a little, think it's a bit better but I don't know

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